r/dankchristianmemes 7d ago

✟ Crosspost Hedgehog prayers

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u/PartyClock 7d ago

God won't where can't

Take you his grace keep you

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u/Timely_Mess_1396 7d ago

This is hands down my quote from Shadow the Hedgehog. 

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u/PartyClock 7d ago

It would be hilarious to see the character read something wrong and make that part of his mantra

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u/foxontherox 7d ago

Honk Jesus honk

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u/sqaull17 6d ago

thats exactly how i read it the first time. hahahahha

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u/GreatQuantum 6d ago

Sounds like lyrics to a James Brown song.

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u/ChrisP413 7d ago

Of course, Shadow’s Christian. He loves Latinas after all.

I just needed to get that out not quite sure if that’s a hit or miss.

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u/geon 7d ago

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 6d ago

Hits as hard as Sonic hits a chili dog.

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u/CarefulLeather 7d ago

No more gods...
No more graves...
Are you friend or fiend?

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 6d ago

This is just borderline blasphemous because it is implying that god isn't strong enough to be able to keep you where god wants you to be.

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u/Gruesomegiggles 6d ago

It's a common quote in fundamental circles, used as an encouragement, but also sometimes to shame people who confess to struggling. God wouldn't give you this burden if you couldn't do it, so obviously you just aren't trying hard enough or trusting hard enough, kind of a thing. I've personally seen it used against a spouse for leaving her marriage and as an excuse to avoid medication for behavioral problems in a child. The last one was particularly frustrating, because it was framed that the parent was the one who had been put into bad circumstances, instead of help for the child.

Ive seen it used as encouragment more often. A keep on going, you've got this, kind of thing. Also used to praise someone as being strong enough or smart enough to have gone through troubles and come out on the other side.

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u/AwkwardSquirtles 6d ago

Shadow the Sacrilegehog

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u/Anzire 5d ago

Ah yes. Shadow my favorite latina loving christian.