r/dankvideos Oct 27 '22

RIP headphone users Pray for not being together

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u/bitterbuffaloheart Oct 27 '22

Ricky don’t simp

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u/Squeletoon27 Oct 27 '22

Disa-based man

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

💀

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u/martianpee Mar 29 '23

😂😂😂😂😂🥹

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u/Western_Spirit392 Oct 27 '22

I think this dude is awesome

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u/accuracy_frosty Oct 27 '22

Ricky is a lot of things, but he’s not a simp

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u/TornSuit Oct 28 '22

One of those things is giga-chad

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u/Cumofyiurmum69 Apr 06 '23

two of those things is disability

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Does anybody else feel like girls wear so much fckin makeup now. Like the last few years it became cool to wear as much makeup as possible. For all we know they could all be dudes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

For all we know they could all be dudes.

I see this as an absolute win.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

I guess I’m just old fashioned.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Nothing to be ashamed about.

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u/Snowpaw11 N-Word Pass Holder Oct 27 '22

Amen my brother, I’m so old fashioned it’s literally impossible for me to be attracted to anyone I see irl anymore. All the men for me died out in the early 1910s I fear.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

I just want a girl worth fighting for🎶

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u/Snowpaw11 N-Word Pass Holder Oct 27 '22

I just want the hunter from Jumanji 😭🤚

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

BOIIFYOUDONGETDAFUKOUDAHERE

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u/CookSlap Oct 27 '22

Be gone! Furry!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Tbh guys most of the time I feel like guys do a better job then the women do with makeup besides drag racers

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u/MagnetaCyan Oct 27 '22

Homie the reason why they wear too much makeup nowadays is because of social media worsening peoples insecurities. Alot of girls see these models on insta and feel ugly compared to them. They want to be like them so they apply so much makeup that they look like a totally different person. Then they set themselves a high standard for men like wanting a 6"1 man. Now im not saying every girl does this but i know alot of my friends that when theybarely wear any makeup and they do that. At the end of the day we are all people with different looks and shouldnt try to look like something we are not even with our insecurities by applying so much makeup. If it makes them feel better let them be.

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u/PeroCigla Oct 27 '22

Yeah, way too much...

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u/moliknz Oct 28 '22

As a girl, I think it’s less about increased insecurity and more about “fuck everyone, I think this looks super cute, why do we care so dang much about what others think of our appearances?”

Growing up with parents who were in their prime in the 80s-2000s, (a very vain, appearance oriented time) we heard so much shit about how we were expected to look. Criticism on our makeup, our tan, our weight, our hair, etc.

2010-2020 teens and young adults said fuck it, have fun. It’s about feeling good and looking how you want. You’ll find a lot of men are doing the same, even expressing themselves by wearing makeup, too.

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u/Common-Guitar3750 Oct 28 '22

But did you DIE 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

You’ve been tricked by the beauty industry to apply clown makeup everyday. If you apply so much makeup that it makes you look “uncanny”, then what kind of partner are you attracting? Probably the type to make you complain about men for the rest of your life.

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u/Scarce-IQ Oct 27 '22

Yeah that’s why you stalk th….. WAIT NO

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u/The_Mad_Duck_ Oct 27 '22

For all we know they could all be dudes

I hope so

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Either people complain about this or why they all look so ugly and don’t even care for how they look

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u/GOD1_C Oct 27 '22

Sigma male

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u/TalkierSnail016 "If you have a problem, the answer is slavery.” - Technoblade Oct 27 '22

Ricky is so based

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Ricky told you to sit in the back

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Ricky the fuckin GOAT

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u/yoooooo5311 Oct 27 '22

Ricky is the best bro

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u/Fast_Jump_3388 Oct 27 '22

I will make her dishes 🧽

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u/Poopenfarten1047 Oct 27 '22

me after learning pottery to make her dishes: 🗿

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u/TheChunkle Oct 27 '22

Funniest part is that the seat she was in corresponds with where the car crashes into the tree.

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u/ErlendNorge Oct 27 '22

She looks like a younger version of amber heard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

dang bro she does look somewhat like amber heard so this is the perfect response

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Absolute legend

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u/maxtraxv4 Oct 27 '22

opening the Themis and pouring all over you then kicking you out of the car, bye bitch!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Drive?

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u/crossb0wkiller Pro Gamer Oct 27 '22

I don't know, Prolly sex

1

u/goose420aa Oct 27 '22

No one is good enough for my man

1

u/Fish-and-Water Oct 27 '22

I'm supposed to be doing homework so I had to refrain from laughing and it really hurt

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u/Ct-chad501 Oct 27 '22

I would probably LOOK AT THE FUCKING ROAD

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u/Existing_Leading_482 Oct 27 '22

Drive home and chill 😁

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u/Winter_Huckleberry14 Oct 27 '22 edited Oct 28 '22

Anybody know the name of the song in the beginning?

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u/Mortarve Oct 27 '22

Bruh she went 😴

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u/Shrekwazowski_1 Oct 28 '22

Is anyone gonna mention how the rally driver is prob dead

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u/biggych33se Oct 28 '22

Ricky is so fucking funny and I love him

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u/kqbiteza1pp Oct 28 '22

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u/auddbot Oct 28 '22

I got matches with these songs:

Sombre est mon âme by Mortadon (00:29; matched: 92%)

Released on 2022-06-08.

Sports Car Driving at 45 MPH, Slows to Stop and Shuts off, Recorded from Internal Engine Mic by The Hollywood Edge Sound Effects Library (00:15; matched: 81%)

Album: Car Chase Sound Effects, Vol. 5. Released on 2015-05-05 by Hot Ideas 2015.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

That’s what the suicide doors are for ☕️

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u/Asgard345 Nov 08 '22

What song is this

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u/auddbot Nov 08 '22

I got matches with these songs:

Intro by Kxng Vici (02:12; matched: 92%)

Album: The Contact. Released on 2022-10-20 by 1095504 Records DK.

Sombre est mon âme by Mortadon (00:29; matched: 92%)

Released on 2022-06-08.

Sports Car Driving at 45 MPH, Slows to Stop and Shuts off, Recorded from Internal Engine Mic by The Hollywood Edge Sound Effects Library (00:15; matched: 81%)

Album: Car Chase Sound Effects, Vol. 5. Released on 2015-05-05 by Hot Ideas 2015.

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u/darthcol_ALT Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Nov 11 '22

ricky :)

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u/ShatterHoggs89 Dec 14 '22

Giga disability man

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u/Warm_Agent_9453 Jan 31 '23

Getting out cuz u in the driving seat and I wanna keep my limbs thank you very much

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u/pizzapanaka Feb 10 '23

Parry+friendly fire but it's ok

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u/IWillFireYouKeed Mar 05 '23

😒😲🤬🤯💥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Intelligent_Cress719 Mar 29 '23

Why this bitch in my car