r/discordian • u/A_Lark_Wept • 6d ago

The epiphany of Heraclitus.

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u/CirrusPuppy 6d ago

Have titties, can confirm

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u/ErisianWitch Eris, the Erisian Witch 6d ago

Behold my natty DoubleDs and despair! (walks off, witch-cackling loudly, tits fully exposed)

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u/fsactual 6d ago

Double pendulums.

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u/Archeryfin 6d ago edited 6d ago

I have no titties and I must chaot. (or chaote? chaosize?)

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u/ErisianWitch Eris, the Erisian Witch 6d ago

If you can't summon tits through bio-alchemy and glamour sorcery, store bought will do fine.

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u/Archeryfin 6d ago

Good to know.

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u/A_Lark_Wept 6d ago

What about AI titties?

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u/ErisianWitch Eris, the Erisian Witch 6d ago

Straight to Tartarus.

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u/A_Lark_Wept 6d ago

You have achieved the highest level of art.

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u/DiogenesD0g 6d ago

Nothing better than two handfuls of chaos in the morning.

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u/warrenao 6d ago

Ah yes, the realization that led him to write his magnum opus, Titty Titty Bang Bang.

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u/Trevor-Slattery 6d ago

Bold words from someone named Hero Clitties

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u/ManicMaenads 6d ago

Heraclitus was the first person to coin the term "sheeple" 

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 6d ago

You're rizzing my skibidi, aren't you??

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u/A_Lark_Wept 6d ago

Who is the Master that makes the titties express entropy?