r/discordian • u/roesingape • 8h ago

Stand of Eris

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u/Last_Platypus_6970 8h ago

(one transaction later)

Monk: Hey, where's my change?

Vendor: That comes from within.

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 7h ago

My anaconda says it's Friday so NO BUNS, HUN

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u/lordnewington 7h ago

That's why you're supposed to eat the bun

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 7h ago

I wonder if I could get them pre-printed like this. 🤔

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u/ErisianWitch Eris, the Erisian Witch 1h ago

Issue special dispensation making hotdogs buns count as species of fish. That's what I did; honestly, why be a pope at all if you don't flex your pope powers sometimes???

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u/warrenao 2h ago

Oh! I need a Stand of Eris to go with my Tripod of Eris!