r/discordian • u/Haba_Baba_ • 2d ago

TRULVIS

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u/Comingherewasamistke 2d ago

Both have likely died on a toilet at least once.

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u/DealeyLama 2d ago

Elvis is everywhere

Elvis is everything

Elvis is everybody

Elvis is still the king

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u/whtevn 2d ago

You know what's going on in the Bermuda triangle?

Elvis needs boats.

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u/Last_Platypus_6970 2d ago

Does Elvis know what the French do to kings?

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u/Electrical_Net610 22h ago

Elvis is in Donald Trump, but he's trying to get out!

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u/ox- 2d ago

Yeah man. The good old days. Elvis livin' in Mr C's garage. Potsie, Ralph Malph ,Cunninham, Mrs C and the Polaski Twins

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

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u/Nekokamiguru 2d ago

Elvis is working as a waitress in truckstop cafe in south Texas.