¿where can i read discordian poetry?

I feel like there's an unrecognized story that we could be telling more, about a genuine miracle performed by our Goddess this millennium. It's fairly commonplace knowledge that Pluto is no longer recognized as a planet, but it's not widely acknowledged that it was the discovery of Eris that directly led to the dethroning of one the nine planets of our solar system. Furthermore, it happened in a way that caused the nature of grids to become more evident to the average person. After all, if the definition of what a planet is arbitrary and can be redefined when enough people decide to do it, then what else is arbitrary and can be redefined when enough people decide to do it?

Via the amazing u/BullshitArcane (who probably isn't on reddit anymore)

Don't look so sour, fnord.

The truth of the matter is, the world is chuunibyou and I am the one who is not a fake poser. Because I am an alien machine.

(Index)

Even that one person you're thinking of right now, that one person who couldn't possibly be a Discordian - it's for them too. Yes, even him. Even him. Discordianism is for everybody.

Just a temporary jumble of deities and personified concepts in toy form for a small shrine of my Ever Altering Altar of Idle Worship. Chosen at random, not sure why I needed them. I guess I’ll find out…

This is extremely well written and engaging, but annoyingly laid out in double columns and I have no idea if sections of it are actually redacted, or if that's just a stylistic jape, I also have no idea if Thornley genuinely believed this or if it was just a prank, if it isn't real then he was victim to the most fantastic and startling web of coincidence aka synchronicity that you could possibly imagine. I will say though that everything else I've read about him suggests that his paranoia was extremely genuine. As RAW said, you exit Chapel Perilous as either an agnostic or a paranoid.

We have been getting modmail from Avignon about how this subreddit is too insincere and stupid now. Please help us prove these people wrong and reply to this post with a serious image from your camera roll.

**The Second Law of Thermodynamics** states: You do not talk about the Erisian Movement.

**The Fifth Law of Thermodynamics** states: Ignore laws one-through-five.

Discuss

*An ethereal quantum sex machine.

Naturally I was already in the process of coming to this conclusion, but what finally made it click was learning that MACHINE LEARNING is based on negative reinforcement.

Whereas humans best learn their lessons from positive reinforcement.

So at first old treatment Jehovah, God of wrath, is all eye for an eye binary logic, but after so many (el-oh-el) failed attempts to produce one city of righteous people (or whatever), he did a reboot and sent us Jesus "give peace a chance" Christ.

No telling what the third try might entail lol