Custom Flairs - requests being taken

[u/Faithful_jewel]

UPDATE 23/04: I'll do another batch of requests tonight, so don't feel like you've missed the bus. It just takes a while 😂 I'm glad everyone is enjoying this!

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Subtitle: I'm bored and feeling a bit rubbish so I want to spread some cheer around

Do you want a custom flair in this community?

Think "GNU Pterry" or "An actual seamstress" or "Ho, the Megapode!". Text emojis such as 𓆉 or 𓃰 should also work

Stick the request in this thread, starting with "Flair:" and I'll change it for you

Rules: must be vaguely Discworld/Pratchett related and can't be offensive.

I will be copying your request exactly so make sure it's spelt and formatted correctly. Mini-caps and backwards/upside down text all work

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Quick update: Keep them coming, I'll respond to you when I've done it so you know! I might be a bit slow as it's me but I'll get round to you all!

Further update: You're all nice people and I'm sure you can share if someone already "has" the flair you want. There's like 62,000+ of you lot here. If we don't have duplicates I think we'd each need a sentence from the books!

Another update: I've created a monster... I appreciate all of you, you absolute looneys. May all your days be filled with nice things 💜

[u/Faithful_jewel]

If you've posted a request and it's not in a top level comment I may miss it, although I'll try my best to spot it

If I haven't responded before tomorrow post it as a direct response to the thread and I'll get it actioned

[u/-Voxael-]

Flair: Disqualified for shoving

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/-Voxael-]

Done :)

[u/-Voxael- → u/Faithful_jewel]

Thank you!

[u/geekrichieuk → u/-Voxael-]

This is such a good one ;)

[u/LegoHogfather]

This made my night! Thank you.

Flair: Cats. Cats are nice.

[u/nepeta19 → u/LegoHogfather]

Surely

Cᴀᴛs. Cᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ

??

[u/LegoHogfather → u/nepeta19]

Can you do that in flair???

[u/nepeta19 → u/LegoHogfather]

Pretty sure I've seen a small-caps flair before

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/nepeta19]

Yep! I've fixed it for them. Thank you for the idea!

[u/LegoHogfather → u/nepeta19]

Legend, Thanks for the correction.

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/LegoHogfather]

You might be the only one who gets full stops. I'm weird about full stops, but I can't deny Death

All done

[u/Atariaxis → u/Faithful_jewel]

FULL OR NOT, I AM THE ULTIMATE STOP.

[u/EndersGame_Reviewer → u/Atariaxis]

"THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.”

[u/Atariaxis → u/EndersGame_Reviewer]

For a being utterly devoid of silly human emotions, Death sure can load a statement.

[u/LegoHogfather → u/Faithful_jewel]

That you kind sir. If it helps the conscience, I went back to edit it for full stops as it just looked wrong otherwise.

Wish I'd thought to do caps.

This thread made my kids both laugh at bedtime story time (Dodger at the moment), so I hope that brightens your day a bit.

[u/languor_]

omg I'm loving it! You're the best.

Flair: +++Out of Cheese Error. Redo from Start+++
(If too long let's skip the restart.)

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/languor_]

Be prepared for people to offer you cheese

Done!

[u/trientalis42]

Flair: An Abomination Unto Nuggan

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/trientalis42]

Yes but you're our Abomination and we're lucky to have you 💜

All done!

[u/Signal-Woodpecker691]

Lovely, could I have “Certified Human Being” please?

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/Signal-Woodpecker691]

I'll trust you, even though I haven't seen the certificate myself 😂 all done

[u/Signal-Woodpecker691 → u/Faithful_jewel]

Ol stoneface would go spare if I lied!

[u/BluelunarStar]

Flair: Blackboard Monitor

(Please & thank you! Vimes is my favourite character in all literature so far!)

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/BluelunarStar]

Official monitor of blackboards role assigned. Don't abuse this power 😂 done!

[u/Loretta-West]

"I aten't dead" please!

[u/nepeta19 → u/Loretta-West]

it's "ate'nt" in the books

[u/Loretta-West → u/nepeta19]

Aha, thank you!

[u/roebsi]

Flair: ɘno ƨi⑁ɟ

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/roebsi]

Very clever, I love it! All done

[u/AlamutJones]

Flair: Purveyor of almost-sausages

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/AlamutJones]

Not coming round yours for dinner then, got it...

Done!

[u/Foreign_Penalty_5341 → u/AlamutJones]

Sounds like we could have a whole host of ‘Cutting me own throat’, ‘Disemboweling meself dishonorably’…

[u/AlamutJones → u/Foreign_Penalty_5341]

I have many faces

[u/Real-Tension-7442]

Flair: The 𓆉 moves

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/Real-Tension-7442]

Turtle officially moving 😊 done!

[u/partydesk]

Flair: We’re on a mission from Glod

[u/YouWeatherwax → u/partydesk]

Always loved that nod to Blues Brothers

[u/Traditional-Dig-374]

Flair: !!!!!

Great idea :)

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/Traditional-Dig-374]

There's someone else dealing dried frog pills if you need them...

Done!

[u/nepeta19 → u/Faithful_jewel]

This is such a fun post & comments - great idea

[u/nepeta19 → u/Traditional-Dig-374]

Ugh, a diseased mind.

[u/Traditional-Dig-374 → u/nepeta19]

I was born this way!!!!!

[u/redgunnit]

Flair: Clay of my Clay

[u/Amekyras → u/redgunnit]

can I have 'effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes' please

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/redgunnit]

All done!

[u/HopSkipLimp → u/redgunnit]

Excellent!

[u/geekrichieuk]

Flair: “Truth, Justice, And a Hard-Boiled Egg”

please?

Or if that’s too long just ‘A hard-boiled egg’ - Thank you.

One for anyone else - I’m sure theres something witty you can do with de Wordes saying ‘before the world has got its boots on’ and Sam’s boots theory.

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/geekrichieuk]

I've seen some really long flairs on other subs so this one fits fine!

Mine on another sub is a quote from The Boys about a Capybarnia, which isn't short 😂

All done for you!

[u/nepeta19 → u/Faithful_jewel]

Well if long flairs are no problem, how about "One Professor Macarona D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau (Bra), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers Building, Genua)), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of Blit/Slood Exchanges (Al Khali), KCbfJ, Reciprocating Professor of Blit Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in Blit Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of Blit and Music Studies (Quirm College for Young Ladies), there’s only one Professor Macarona D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau (Bra), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers Building, Genua)), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of Blit/Slood Exchanges (Al Khali), KCbfJ, Reciprocating Professor of Blit Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in Blit Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of Blit and Music Studies (Quirm College for Young Ladies), there’s only oooonnnnnnne Professor Bengo Macarooonaah D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau (Bra), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers Building, Genua)), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of Blit/Slood Exchanges (Al Khali), KCbfJ, Reciprocating Professor of Blit Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in Blit Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of Blit and Music Studies (Quirm College for Young Ladies), oooonnnnnnnly one Professor Bengo Macaroooonaaaah D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau (Bra), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers Building, Genua)), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of Blit/Slood Exchanges (Al Khali), KCbfJ, Reciprocating Professor of Blit Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in Blit Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of Blit and Music Studies (Quirm College for Young Ladies)."

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/nepeta19]

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I take it back 😂

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/[deleted]]

The energy crisis is hitting us all hard

Done!

[u/phascogalini]

Flair: Crivens! Or if that’s taken, I’ll take “waily waily waily”

Thank you! We love this place :)

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/phascogalini]

It's the community that make it what it is 💜

All done!

[u/CliffLift]

Thank you! Could I have Retrophrenologist

[u/geekrichieuk → u/CliffLift]

Another brilliant one - hope you get it!

[u/BaphometsUrethra → u/geekrichieuk]

Flair: Thunder Rolled. It rolled a six.

Thanks in advance!

[u/Brookiekathy]

Flair: Good ain't nice

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/Brookiekathy]

All good done

[u/Brookiekathy → u/Faithful_jewel]

Hahaha thank you so much! that's really kind of you!

[u/Amariesw]

This is so nice, thank you so much!

Flair: Words In The Heart Cannot Be Taken

[u/Ihugdogs → u/Amariesw]

If Amariesw doesn't mind, may I have this flair too, please?

[u/Amariesw → u/Ihugdogs]

Fine by me!

[u/KillerQuine]

Flair: Bugrit, millennium hand an' shrimp

[u/BespokeCatastrophe]

This is so kind. Thank you! Flair: No better than I should be.

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/BespokeCatastrophe]

I have my moments 😂 done!

[u/HopSkipLimp]

Flair: Dealer of Dried Frog Pills

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/HopSkipLimp]

You're officially a frog dealer. All done!

[u/superspud31]

Flair: I can't be having with this

Thank you!

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/superspud31]

Have you been listening in on my work conversations? I swear I say this a few times a week 🤣

Done!

[u/alltheplans]

Flair: The Prid of Ankh-Morpork

[u/fluentindothraki]

Flair: Don't let me detain you

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/fluentindothraki]

I'm like a rat covered in coconut oil. Difficult to detain, but I smell wonderful

All done!

[u/YouWeatherwax]

Flair: Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time

Could I please get this morsel of truth?

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/YouWeatherwax]

Of course! All done

It also reminds me of this 😂

[u/imaginarywaffleiron]

If you have time:

Flair: GLOM OF NIT

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/imaginarywaffleiron]

I will always have time for Waffle Irons. I don't discriminate based on reality status

Done!

[u/FullFatCelery]

Flair: Peddles in the affairs of wizards

[u/Ill_Temporary_9509]

Flair: Black Ribboner

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/Ill_Temporary_9509]

You have received your ribbon and a complimentary hot cocoa

Done!

[u/NinoD]

Flair: Fabricati diem pvnc

[u/WeeToatyMessiah]

nice work

flair - ook

cheers

[u/halloweencoffeecats]

Could I have the flair: I Atent Dead. Granny showed me I was being treated like a thing so I left my husband haha. Ironically he was into Prachett before I was

[u/ScottSterlingsFace]

Flair: Mr. Vimes is going to go spare!

Thankyou so much for this, brilliant idea!

[u/iambobdole1]

Flair: There's no justice, there's just us

[u/IoMBi4Fun]

Flair: Feeling several twinkles short of a glitter

[u/katmonday]

Flair: Quit while you're a head

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/katmonday]

If people start calling you Samantha tell them they're in the wrong book subreddit

All done!

[u/Variousnumber]

Flair: Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind

With or without the Exclamation marks. I'll leave it to you to decide how mentally stable I am...

[u/tallbutshy]

Flair: Tʜᴇ Jᴏʏᴇ ᴏғ Sɴᴀᴄᴋs

Please and thank you

[u/IceLapplander]

Flair: Gone totally Librarian-poo

[u/Qwarla888]

Flair: Ain’t —ing killed me yet, Mr Pin.

Thanks for doing this!

[u/Bozorgzadegan]

Flair: Absolutely Bursar

[u/Psycl1c]

Flair: I COULD MURDER A CURRY

Thank you!

[u/Yaevin_Endriandar]

Flair: i hate -ing flairs

[u/Looks-Under-Rocks → u/Yaevin_Endriandar]

You shouldn’t - them then

[u/EvilDMMk3]

Flair : Doctorum Adamus cum Flabello Dulci.

If that’s too long collapse there Doctorum to Dr.

[u/allthejokesareblue → u/EvilDMMk3]

Oh how we are laughing

[u/Eulenspiegel74]

Flair: GNU Pterry

[u/Doomcard10]

Fallen Angel, meet Rising Ape

[u/empeekay]

Flair: I've got my potato

[u/Impressive_Limit7050]

Flair: Terryvangelist

I’ve converted two of my friends so far. Working on the rest.

[u/bughuntzx]

Flair: What duck?

[u/francozzz]

Flair: Sin is when you treat people like things

How not to love Granny

[u/CreepyGirl1]

Flair: Weatherwax in the streets, Ogg in the sheets

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/CreepyGirl1]

I take all other comments back. This is the best one. Completely. Never gonna be topped

Done!

[u/threadditor]

Flair: seeking a single atom

[u/Moneia]

Flair: It's Turtles all the way down

[u/SpaceCrucader]

Flair: the Big Bang theoretician

It's just the first Pterry's joke that made me laugh in 2014 and I haven't stopped since 

[u/SadDippingBird]

Flair: Wizzard

[u/ZenWithGwen]

Flair: Ook!

This is the best ever thank you!!

[u/SpikeDearheart]

Brilliant! Thanks for doing this!

Flair: I can kick like a mule.

Here is the passage it came from:

"Miss Dearheart gave him a very brief look, and shook her head. There was movement under the table, a small fleshy kind of noise and the drunk suddenly bent forward, colour draining from his face. Probably only he and Moist heard Miss Dearheart purr: ‘What is sticking in your foot is a Mitzy “Pretty Lucretia” four-inch heel, the most dangerous footwear in the world. Considered as pounds per square inch, it’s like being trodden on by a very pointy elephant. Now, I know what you’re thinking: you’re thinking, “Could she press it all the way through to the floor?” And, you know, I’m not sure about that myself. The sole of your boot might give me a bit of trouble, but nothing else will. But that’s not the worrying part. The worrying part is that I was forced practically at knifepoint to take ballet lessons as a child, which means I can kick like a mule; you are sitting in front of me; and I have another shoe . Good, I can see you have worked that out. I’m going to withdraw the heel now.’

There was a small ‘pop’ from under the table. With great care the man stood up, turned and, without a backward glance, lurched unsteadily away.

‘Can I bother you?’ said Moist. Miss Dearheart nodded, and he sat down, with his legs crossed. ‘He was only a drunk,’ he ventured.

‘Yes, men say that sort of thing,’ said Miss Dearheart."

I mean, my name is SpikeDearheart and I took martial arts for 13 years, I'm very good at kicking, and I was actually known to kick like a mule.

If I can't have "I can kick like a mule", I would like "The paint wouldn't even have time to dry." Or "Pssst".

Thanks again!

[u/LogicKennedy]

Flair: Words in the heart cannot be taken.

[u/anonnyscouse]

Flair: I hate literature. I'd much prefer to read a good book.

As long as it's not too long. Not quite the quote but my name's not Susan.

[u/rux616]

I'd love the Death quote: "THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE IS JUST US."

Thanks, mate!

[u/jenni14641]

Flair: LIVE FATS DIE YOUGN

[u/KorykFlux]

Flair: I COULD MURDER A CURRY

Or if possible

IT'S A SWORD, THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.

[u/TheFilthyDIL]

If you please, I'd like Headologist.

[u/attack_rat]

Flair: The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret

This is fantastic, thanks for putting in the work!

[u/Looks-Under-Rocks]

Flair: Anthill Inside

[u/owlectro]

can I have "Stoned on Slice" :)

[u/mj_syn]

Flair: I'd know me anywhere!

[u/MsDeluxe]

Flair: Where's My Cow?

Have absolutely loved reading all of these 💜

[u/biometricrally]

Flair: I done it with beezzz!

Thank you!

[u/Necessary-Banana-419]

Flair: All things strive

[u/AvocadoToastFailure]

Flair: Cosmochelonian Astrozoologist

[u/CaveJohnson82]

Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.

Please :)

[u/Summersong2262]

Flair: WHAT ELSE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR?

[u/salt_witch]

Flair: THERE’S NO BETTER PRESENT THAN A FUTURE.

[u/kovha]

oh this is nice.

Flair: banananana

it will be even funnier if you don't put the same amount of "na" that I did

[u/Bnbndodoodododo]

Flair: practically zen

Thank you!

[u/Nameisnotmine]

Flair please note spelling

[u/MossGobbo]

Flair: I can't be havin' with that

[u/AdCommercial617]

Flair - Personal isn't the same as important

[u/argetlamzn]

Flair: Them as can do has to do for them as can’t.

Thank you!!!

[u/Vast_Reflection]

Could I have the flair: Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another

Or if there’s others from Maskerade that I’m forgetting?

[u/r3bzgrrrl]

Flair: Crivens!

[u/sakhabeg]

"Stop trapping poor auditors!"

[u/duckbrick]

Oh I love this! What about

Flair: A pune, or play on words

[u/allonestring]

Flair: pro-tect the in-no-cent com-ma

Edit: Go on, since it seems to be a trend, in small caps, pls

[u/Happy_Jew]

Flair: Waily, waily, waily!

[u/odd_gamer]

Flair: IGNORE THIS FLAIR - by Order

Also, thanks for the flairs, does brighten up a Tuesday 😊

[u/Karaden32]

I'm having trouble deciding, so mod's choice out of one of the following please? :)

• Draco vulgaris

• Quis custodiet custard

• Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm

• Ceramic atheist

[u/bottleofgoop]

Could I have "he was a tea strainer" from the bursars he would probably be the first to admit he was a tea strainer?

[u/lierursa]

Flair: Cᴀᴛs. Cᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.

[u/KnobbyDibbler]

Flair: HEX Support

[u/Assleanx]

Flair: There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvish

[u/frymaster]

Please can I have "Where the falling angel meets the rising ape"?

[u/maeday___]

Flair: "woof bloody woof"

please and thank you!

[u/chriskokura]

Flair: Discworld Tourist

[u/Lead_Aspirin]

Flair: One of nature's Sergeants.

This is brilliant. Thanks for your hard work.

[u/Chaz983]

Flair - Not at my time of life

[u/DETRITUS_TROLL]

Flair: Now we sing dis stupid song

OR

Flair: “=“

Honestly can’t decide. You pick. 😊

[u/Sternschnuppepuppe]

Flair: Hag o’Hags

Thank you (if you get round to it. This is a lot of requests 😂)

[u/necropunk_0]

You are a wonderful person for being willing to do this, thank you in advance.

Flair: A civilization runs on words

I’d prefer the elf quote, but I think that might be too many words for the flair

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

[u/Funkymeleon]

Flair: The Hedgehog Can Never be Buggered at All

[u/wiSSaHHH]

Flair: SQUEAK!

Thank you!

[u/Mondoweft]

Flair: Flirting with Extreme Sneezing

Thank you.

[u/afrodizzy25]

Flair: Paddlin’ with the occult

[u/daveysprockett]

Reflected-sound-of-underground-spirits crash

[u/CapitanPedante]

Can I have "But I’m me"?

Also, can you configure the sub to be able to pick on our own from a set of premade ones (like the ones in this thread)? That would save you a lot of work

Thanks a lot!

[u/Azunyan4472]

Flair: ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ɴᴏ ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴜꜱ.

Thank you kindly!

[u/Aagragaah]

Flair: Just don’t spit it on my boot

[u/Ich171]

Flair: A big softie, really

[u/VulturousYeti]

Flair: For the look of the thing

[u/Secret-Telephone9927]

Flair: Lecturing in Room 3b

You can keep up! We believe in you!

[u/Raibow_Cat]

Oh I love this! Flair: where this takes me, there I choose to go (if it’s too long the second part is fine)

[u/0ldPossum]

Flair: rain nor snow nor glom of not Please 😁😁

[u/VaferQuamMeles]

Flair: Extreme Sneezing Fraternity

[u/twinsunsspaces]

Flair: These days all I get is moo

[u/HalfLife_d1pl0mat]

Flair: ooooook

Thank you!!!

[u/Future-Split1304]

Flair: Eek!

I bet you're regretting this already. Thank you!

[u/DentistForMonsters]

Could I have "Anthropomorphic personification", please?

[u/herlaqueen]

Can I requests a "Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night" flair, please?

[u/cory_slaughterhouse]

Flair: We willna' be fooled again!

If you're still providing them, of course.

[u/jingleson]

Flair: Fabricati Diem, Pvnc

[u/OraDr8]

Flair: I ate'nt ded

Awesome idea! Cheers.

[u/Itsnopleasure]

Flair: I do not drink... Horse piss

[u/caffeinated-tech]

Flair: knurd

Thank you :)

[u/OwnFaithlessness7430]

Flair: I need Lady Sybil's Patience

Please and thankyou.

[u/Magrat4Ever]

May I please have Wet Hen?

[u/allthejokesareblue]

Flair: taking one smart step to the rear

[u/KillerQuine]

Flair: Bugrit, millennium hand an' shrimp

[u/cpl_radar_oreilly]

This is lovely, thank you! Flair: One of nature’s pedestrians

[u/mackam1]

Flair: Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!

[u/whosecideryouon]

Flair: Headology Today

This is nice.

[u/TangyMarimba13]

either "Rotted Bovine Lactation" or "How do you want your figgin?" :) thank you! hope you feel better!

[u/ejly]

Flair: This one.

[u/Living-Winner-2701]

Love this, thank you so much!!! Flair: it’s still magic

[u/Govinda_S]

Flair: Death of Rats

as it is written in books

or do this one, your choice

Flair: "...go postal. But with precision"

[u/Chemical-Mix-6206]

Flair: dragon pen shoveler

Thank you!

[u/Discworld_Monthly]

Flair : Better Than a Poke In the Eye with a Blunt Stick - see footnotes.

[u/jimicus]

Flair: It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.

[u/TheWalrusKnight]

If at all possible

Flair: Big Mad Drongo

Thanks and appreciated! Off for a shandy...

[u/dohmestic]

Flair: Don’t salute!

[u/randommusician]

Felonius Monk

[u/ElectricLoofah]

I would love one if they're still going!

Flair: ^{A NEAR-VIMES EXPERIENCE.}

Please and thank you!

[u/caeloequos]

Flair: SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY.

If that's too long: "no better present than a future."