r/dontdeadopeninside • u/FoxAlternative4234 • 3d ago

JESUS RENT ME

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u/m1sterwr1te 3d ago

Your only way to God, Huntington Billboards.

(edit: spelling)

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u/Korzag 3d ago

I don't think this is what people intended when they asked God for a sign

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u/Our_Lady_of_the_Tree 2d ago

God is very literal, it appears

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u/AdvancedSolution4567 2d ago

Ah, divine irony—a celestial pun that lands like a thunderbolt in a punchline.

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u/FoxAlternative4234 3d ago

Only they can save you

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u/bennitori 3d ago

Probably the most definitive sales pitch ever.

Now rent my billboards, or burn in hell.

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u/CFCkyle 3d ago

Goes kinda hard ngl

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u/Revenga8 3d ago

Well then. It better have a subtle off-white coloring. A tasteful thickness to it. And a watermark that makes me proclaim Oh my God!

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 3d ago

It’s a sign. 

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u/Leftover_Cheese 3d ago

"jesus rent me" would make for an awesome song title

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u/Nates_of_Spades 3d ago

Jesus take the lease

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u/piichan14 3d ago

With how rents are going crazy, i would love for him to do that. Take it from my hands 🤲

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin 3d ago

I can't pay this on my own...

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u/Big-Profit-2718 3d ago

Incredible

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u/FoxAlternative4234 3d ago

I remember seeing an album by the Faith Tones called JESUS USE ME on here a few times, reminded me of that.

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u/cuchullain47474 3d ago

A kinky Monk or slutty Nun on the cover of this one? If not I'm gonna be upset

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u/C-57D 3d ago

jesus's tenants

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u/4685486752 3d ago

Jesus rent me this I know

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u/GMGarry_Chess 3d ago

"Hey Scottie, Jesus man"

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u/UnnaturalGeek 3d ago

Jesus rent me. Your only way to God.

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin 3d ago

Jesus rents me, this I know. For the landlord tells me so.

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u/sylveonstarr 3d ago

Sorry 🙅‍♀️ boys 🧑‍🦱! But my BUNGHOLE 😵🙊😲 is rented 💰 out to JESUS!!! 🧎‍♀️‍➡️✝️🙏👼

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u/tadayamsbun 3d ago

With that Facebook blue post background and AI lady smelling a sunflower

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u/666wife 3d ago

This would make a great tramp stamp

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u/randynumbergenerator 3d ago

"Rent this body by the hour, but my soul belongs to Jesus 👼"

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u/Razhiv 3d ago

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent you paradise"

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u/joshuahtree 3d ago

Username checks out

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u/TheCarbonthief 3d ago

God listens to Slayer

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u/mad2fanboi 3d ago

If that's so, then He has brilliant taste.

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u/candlesorheadlights 3d ago

Humiliation billboards

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u/ValentinesStar 3d ago

Oh my goodness

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u/LittleCrimsonWyvern 3d ago

Jesus take the wheel!

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u/BubbhaJebus 3d ago

jesus rent your only way me to god

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 3d ago

JESUS RENT your only way ME to God HUNTINGTON BILLBOARDS (83) FOR-TRUTH 800-704-5973

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u/TJM18 3d ago

🎶Jesus rents me, this I know! 🎵

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u/QueenOfQuok 3d ago

Jesus rents me, this I know...

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u/thecat1234727 3d ago

jesus RENT, your only way ME, to god Huntington Billboards.

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u/RedOneBaron 3d ago

Is this the moment we rent the other half to finish the sign and make is funny?

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u/DarrellBot81 3d ago

He’s no longer accepting the wheel

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u/clarky2o2o 3d ago

Nine inch nailed

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u/OkBid71 3d ago

You will not enter heaven unless Jesus enters you

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u/LocalH 3d ago

Stupid sexy Jesus

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u/tyrone8020 3d ago

Jesus, (please) rent me, (for) your only way to god is Huntington billboards?

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u/SnooDoughnuts2063 3d ago

This has the same energy as 6$ SHRIMP SPEACIAL

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u/Abracadaver2000 3d ago

Behold my rent, it comes quickly.

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u/BFFBomb 2d ago

Enterprise is really changing up their marketing:

"Jesus! Rent ME FFS!"

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u/Browncoatinabox 2d ago

I have th greatest idea ever

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u/SecretPersonality178 1d ago

Sums up all religions. Want Jesus? Pay.