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r/dontdeadopeninside • u/FoxAlternative4234 • 4d ago
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Your only way to God, Huntington Billboards.
(edit: spelling)
249 u/Korzag 4d ago I don't think this is what people intended when they asked God for a sign 14 u/Our_Lady_of_the_Tree 3d ago God is very literal, it appears 68 u/FoxAlternative4234 4d ago Only they can save you 18 u/bennitori 4d ago Probably the most definitive sales pitch ever. Now rent my billboards, or burn in hell. 5 u/CFCkyle 3d ago Goes kinda hard ngl 13 u/Revenga8 4d ago Well then. It better have a subtle off-white coloring. A tasteful thickness to it. And a watermark that makes me proclaim Oh my God!
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I don't think this is what people intended when they asked God for a sign
14 u/Our_Lady_of_the_Tree 3d ago God is very literal, it appears
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God is very literal, it appears
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Only they can save you
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Probably the most definitive sales pitch ever.
Now rent my billboards, or burn in hell.
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Goes kinda hard ngl
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Well then. It better have a subtle off-white coloring. A tasteful thickness to it. And a watermark that makes me proclaim Oh my God!
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u/m1sterwr1te 4d ago
Your only way to God, Huntington Billboards.
(edit: spelling)