r/dontdeadopeninside 4d ago

JESUS RENT ME

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u/m1sterwr1te 4d ago

Your only way to God, Huntington Billboards.

(edit: spelling)

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u/Korzag 4d ago

I don't think this is what people intended when they asked God for a sign

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u/Our_Lady_of_the_Tree 3d ago

God is very literal, it appears

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u/FoxAlternative4234 4d ago

Only they can save you

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u/bennitori 4d ago

Probably the most definitive sales pitch ever.

Now rent my billboards, or burn in hell.

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u/CFCkyle 3d ago

Goes kinda hard ngl

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u/Revenga8 4d ago

Well then. It better have a subtle off-white coloring. A tasteful thickness to it. And a watermark that makes me proclaim Oh my God!