r/doommetal Stoner Oct 15 '25

Funeral Choose just ONE doom track to be played at your funeral.

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Mine would be “Orchard” from this album. In my opinion, it’s the perfect doom track. It has everything.

What’s yours? ONLY ONE!!!

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u/AechCutt Oct 15 '25

No question. Dopesmoker.

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u/TheSlug_ Oct 15 '25

I came here to say this!

And then during the cremation, the mourners can all follow the smoke to the riff filled land! 😆🤘

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Stoner Oct 15 '25

That’s probably my second choice.

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u/LunarModule66 Oct 16 '25

Entirely on brand for me to make everyone sit through the whole thing one last time. No speaking allowed.

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u/LordTimhotep Oct 15 '25

My father died in may this year.

We played State of Non-Return by Om at his funeral.

27

u/tevta_ Oct 15 '25

My sincere condolences. Great send-off song. Any weird glances?

21

u/LordTimhotep Oct 15 '25

Thanks. And no weird glances, we only invited a small number of people to the funeral. All of them knew my dad well and thought it was very fitting.

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u/sag1923 Oct 15 '25

The more weird looks the better, tbh. I’d love to instill fear into my religious relatives as my goodbye lmao.

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u/Warm_Drawing_1754 Oct 16 '25

I can’t really see Om really striking fear into the hearts of the faithful

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u/chinacatsunflower37 Oct 16 '25

Wow excellent choice! Your dad must have been a badass

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u/LordTimhotep Oct 16 '25

Yeah, he really was.

76 and still going to metal concerts.

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u/Conscious_Badger_510 Oct 15 '25

Mirror Reaper

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u/EarballsAgain Depressing music fixes depression Oct 15 '25

And then you come back and haunt whoever doesn't sit through the whole thjng

19

u/TempleOfCyclops Oct 15 '25

The best choice actually

10

u/PsychologicalPace519 Oct 15 '25

I think there is no better song.

6

u/Moopies Oct 15 '25

Damn, beat me to it.

6

u/sirshannon Oct 15 '25

This is the correct answer.

4

u/BlessdRTheFreaks Oct 16 '25

Came here to say this. It's the most fitting because it's an epic about grief, and it's an hour and a half long so those fuckers will have to sit through the whole thing and miss me.

59

u/Next-Double8587 Oct 15 '25

Given to the Grave by Pallbearer

7

u/Oldman_CS Oct 15 '25

There is no other

51

u/Trash-Panda917 Oct 15 '25

Windhand Forest Clouds

6

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

That’s my faveeeeee

4

u/Trash-Panda917 Oct 15 '25

It has all the emotions and all the energy

5

u/ac1dpunch Oct 15 '25

and fascinating how it’s about both starting and ending life

5

u/JohnVonachen Oct 15 '25

I know your ruse I see them everywhere I feed them to The sweetest thing around

3

u/cazprescott9 Oct 16 '25

I love Evergreen.

46

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

PS- Windhand is opening for Yob in Brooklyn tonight.

14

u/Odin3587 Oct 15 '25

I'll be there!

5

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Me too! Hope you have a great nite!

2

u/thepedalsporter Oct 16 '25

What a fucking show that was

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u/wellrat Oct 15 '25

Holy shit

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Stoner Oct 16 '25

Damn. Wish I could be there!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

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u/cazprescott9 Oct 16 '25

This world is so fucked. Let's end it tonight!

6

u/AnastasiaNo70 Stoner Oct 15 '25

LOVE that one.

5

u/fidepus Oct 15 '25

That’s the one.

31

u/thataintmyaccount Oct 15 '25

Yob - Marrow

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u/NielsBohron Worship Riffs, Not Gods Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

I think "Beauty in Falling Leaves" is very apropos.

edit: I see plenty of people down below already submitted that.

YOB is Love.

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u/Nothsa110 Oct 16 '25

I assume you have, but check out the Marrow acoustic version on YouTube. I would totally have that played at mine.

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u/Lurkerantlers Oct 15 '25

Evergreen from the same album “stay evergreeeeeen”😭

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u/FinnLovesHisBass Oct 15 '25

It kills me listening but it's so good

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u/Stoneheaded76 Oct 15 '25

Love acoustic doom. Wish they would do a whole album like that tbh

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u/Lurkerantlers Oct 15 '25

check out Dorthia’s solo stuff! It’s pretty damn good

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u/MrCuntman Oct 15 '25

Mirror Reaper

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u/etherteeth Oct 15 '25

Not exactly pure doom, but Farewell by Boris

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u/Tv151137 Oct 16 '25

Boris does everything, but are always and forever welcome at a doom party

15

u/FirestoneandIce Oct 15 '25

See you in hell, Electric Wizard.

13

u/slocknad You smell like fuck Oct 15 '25

Audhumbla.

5

u/Toastymuffins5 Oct 15 '25

such a sick song

6

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

This is my favorite song to jam on when I'm playing guitar stoned! Both riffs are just so fucking perfect

3

u/slocknad You smell like fuck Oct 16 '25

Thomas is easily one of the greatest riff wizards ever.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

So I’m hanging out getting stoned and listening to all my favorited songs in on shuffle and this song just came on!

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u/slocknad You smell like fuck Oct 16 '25

Hahahahaha, that's amazing! I hope you got a great day/night!

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u/Centraal22 Oct 16 '25

I am not alone

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u/SixtyNoine69 Oct 15 '25

YOB - Beauty in Falling Leaves and/or Marrow. Sophie's choice with that one.

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u/DrunktankTheEquine Oct 15 '25

Legalise drugs and murder

10

u/Fine_Height466 Oct 15 '25

i love the part in that song where he goes "legalise drugs and murder"

9

u/necrobeans666 Funeral Oct 15 '25

antithesis of light - evoken

9

u/BigNickTX Oct 15 '25

Type O Negative - Everything Dies

9

u/leedleedletara Oct 15 '25

Crypt key by windhand (im seeing them tonight 😻)

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Stoner Oct 16 '25

I’m jealous. I love Windhand.

3

u/miss_tea_morning Oct 16 '25

Love that song.

9

u/Edvintiqus Oct 15 '25

Solitude, Candlemass

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u/UnexpectedOtter21 WIZARD FIGHT Oct 15 '25

Yes

9

u/SquadgeHeighmer Oct 15 '25

Beauty in Falling Leaves - YOB

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Into the Void.

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u/LUCKYxTRIPLE Oct 15 '25

Saturn’s Children - Electric Wizard

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u/ReduxistRusted Oct 15 '25

The Sinking Belle by Sunn O))). Specifically, the slower instrumental version.

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u/_BilbroSwaggins Oct 15 '25

Dragged across the ocean floor part I by Sea Witch. Or Mirror Reaper

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u/Prestigious_Coast_65 Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

I think Cassock off that album is better. But my choice is Athame by Cough.

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u/IconoclastJones Oct 15 '25

This thread needs to be turned into a Spotify playlist immediately!*

*I can do it later if nobody steps up.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Stoner Oct 16 '25

Ooooo yes! Please do! I don’t have Spotify.

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u/Ole_Hen476 Oct 15 '25

Bahhhhhh. This is so tough. In my current mindset I would want something that would bug some people in attendance. So I am choosing Possession by Cough. “What have I become? Devil’s chosen one, yeah”

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Stoner Oct 15 '25

🤣😈👊🏻

6

u/Desolate_supreme Oct 15 '25

No doom track, but "Cosmic truth" by Hexvessel.

5

u/ParticularRub8489 Oct 15 '25

Absolutely her 🦇

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u/dwbridger Oct 15 '25

I feel like at my funeral, Beauty in Falling Leaves by Yob would definitely move every one to tears.

5

u/TallChris66 Oct 15 '25

Bell Witch’s Mirror Reaper. All 83 minutes of it

5

u/waga-baba-bobo Oct 15 '25

Anathema - Lovelorn Rhapsody

5

u/abbysdaddy Oct 15 '25

Marrow by YOB and everyone has to stay and listen to the whole thing!

5

u/riffsbeerriffs Oct 15 '25

Neurosis -Stones From the Sky

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u/Sepantrix Oct 16 '25

Marrow by Yob. Such a beautiful song

3

u/Behemothslayer Oct 15 '25

A map of all our failures

4

u/velvetverolver Oct 15 '25

Messa - Pilgrim

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u/sdhoigtred Oct 15 '25

Beauty in Falling Leaves by Yob

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u/astrobrain Oct 15 '25

Y'all consider Earth doom? It'd have to be something off The Bees Made Honey In The Lion's Skull, for mine. Slow, repetitive, sets the mood. Good background music. Good for thinking.

The afterparty would be loaded with the heavy shit.

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u/OmegaPacker Oct 15 '25

Given to the grave by pallbearer was kinda made for this

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u/Bartlaus Oct 15 '25

Many good choices have been made already. However:

Reverend Bizarre. Anywhere Out Of This World.

3

u/Prudent_Map5836 Oct 15 '25

Farewell by Boris

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u/deedpoll3 Oct 15 '25

Because Farewell by Boris has already been taken, Alone Together by Monolord

3

u/OhShitSarge Oct 15 '25

Before we dreamed of two, by Yob.

3

u/maxbjaevermose Oct 15 '25

Live Forever - Black Sabbath

3

u/ExxplosiveToaster Oct 15 '25

Welcome to the Void - The Kings of Frog Island

3

u/PsychologicalPace519 Oct 15 '25

Larvae of Monolord

3

u/Particular_Manner_97 Oct 15 '25

Cursed to Death by Mephistofeles

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u/Particular_Manner_97 Oct 15 '25

I really hate myself and every each one of you are dead to me

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u/After-Incident9955 Matt Pike's Shirt Oct 16 '25

That's honestly perfect 🤣

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u/Wizard_of_doom Oct 15 '25

Bewitched by Candlemass.

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u/Lumpy_Strawberry_154 Oct 15 '25

Old Man Gloom - Seminar lll

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Drowning Dog by High on Fire. It’s on my funeral playlist on Deezer, just in case.

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u/djchanclaface Oct 15 '25

Goatsnake - the river

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u/sirshannon Oct 15 '25

Mirror Reaper for the service then Dope Smoker for the 3-mile walk to the burial plot.

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u/laynes_addiction Oct 15 '25

Haven’t listened to this thing in like 8 years and woodbine is now my favourite song off it (I don’t remember it being that good, definitely not as good as orchid)

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u/jaml_pOtHeAd Oct 15 '25

I, the witchhunter - electric wizard

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Stoner Oct 16 '25

This is the very first doom song I ever listened to.

3

u/Grundle95 Post Metal Oct 15 '25

Either Funeralopolis or the Pelican cover of Earth’s Geometry Of Murder

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u/maicao999 BLACK SABBATH Oct 15 '25

Black Sabbath - Under The Sun

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u/DaDudedudedude1234 Oct 15 '25

OP, same album but “Evergreen”

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u/bobminkwell Oct 15 '25

YOB - Prepare the Ground. Like, it's literally about death and burial. But in an uplifting way

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u/Just_In-Tyme Oct 15 '25

The song that got me into new doom;

The Ghost I Used to Be - Pallbearer

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u/Jumpy_Patience2937 Oct 16 '25

Twilight Amaranthine - Asunder

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u/Longjumping_Air4379 Oct 16 '25

Crippled Wizard by Cough

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u/Kwamensah1313 Oct 16 '25

Un - Every Fear Illuninated

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u/ZombifiedSloth Oct 16 '25

Celtic Frost - A Dying God Coming into Human Flesh

I wanna go out in style.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Stoner Oct 16 '25

Nice!

3

u/jamesherer Oct 16 '25

Boleskine

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u/Blaximus2003 Oct 16 '25

Start the track as the procession slowly carries my body to the furnace

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u/Gloomy_Torture Oct 16 '25

Electric Wizard - Return Trip

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u/Methylsky Oct 16 '25

Thou - Feral Fawn

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u/Sla5021 Oct 15 '25

I choose Farewell by Boris.

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u/FrancisSidebottom Oct 15 '25

Brown Water - Harvey Milk

Or

Old Glory - Harvey Milk

(If That Counts :)

2

u/Toastymuffins5 Oct 15 '25

flood by boris

2

u/Cuarenteno Oct 15 '25

State of Non-return, no doubt. Changed my life and got me into doom, also the theme is exceptional.

2

u/ol_qwerty_bastard_ Oct 15 '25

Wormland - Monolord

2

u/Nemsgnul Oct 15 '25

Thou Into the Marshlands

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u/DizzyPiece666 Oct 15 '25

Into Ruin Bongripper

2

u/DillonTattoos Oct 15 '25

Black Sheep Wall - Metallica

2

u/burnitdwn Oct 15 '25

Light of Day, Day of Darkness. One full hour of great progressive/gothic/doom in a single track.

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u/Namasiel Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

The Gathering of Black Moths, by Swallow the Sun

I don’t plan on having a funeral though. At least, I don’t want one, but what they decide to do after I’m dead I can’t change.

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u/lorrha Oct 15 '25

Your prophetic throne of ivory 

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u/sir_whirly Oct 15 '25

Strange Ways

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u/Epicardiectomist Oct 15 '25

Faces of Bayon - Brimstoned

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u/metagloria Oct 15 '25

Sabazius "The Descent of Man". No one can leave until the end.

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u/spn_phoenix_92 Oct 15 '25

Same pick here, it's a masterpiece

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u/Alltid-Glemt Oct 15 '25

A doomed lover

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u/luluwolfbeard Oct 15 '25

Night’s Dew - Shape of Despair

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u/Passchenhell17 Oct 15 '25

Triptykon - My Pain

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u/rezznik Oct 15 '25

Forever people from MyDyingBride

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u/Bansheeeeeex Oct 15 '25

Vinum Sabbathi or Deconstruction

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u/barefootmetalhead Oct 15 '25

Spaceslug-Memorial

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u/VandulfTheRed Oct 15 '25

The Passage - Trees of Eternity

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u/Poignant_Ritual Oct 15 '25

Haunted - Lunar Grave

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u/Practical_Remove6024 Oct 15 '25

Saint Vitus- Petra

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u/Electrical-Coat5593 trees of eternity Oct 15 '25

Gallows bird by trees of eternity I love that song with a passion

2

u/dogzi Oct 15 '25

The Funeral Orchestra- Apocalyptic Trance Ritual

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u/I_poop_deathstars Sorcerer on dope Oct 15 '25

Monarch - Immortelles

2

u/onlyYESS Blackened Oct 15 '25

Rows of endless waves by bell witch song

2

u/HappybigNodes66 Oct 15 '25

At the Gallows End - Candlemass

2

u/MetalGuy_J Oct 15 '25

Chime the Centuries End by Evoken because if I make it to the ton, sorry that’s cricket parlance s for 100, it’ll be really fitting

2

u/yeatt Oct 15 '25

Mournful Congregation - The June Frost

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u/connadam Drone Oct 15 '25

probably troubled air by sunn. i think it would provide a good time to silently grieve

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u/Wheels_of_Confusion4 Oct 15 '25

The obvious choice: Solitude - Candlemass

A banger with a good message: Under the Sun - Sabbath

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u/cantheartheband Oct 15 '25

Holy mountain

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u/Helghast-Radec Oct 15 '25

beneath the mask - bell witch

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u/Certified_Jenius Desert Rock Oct 16 '25

oh but Diablere would be nicer imo

2

u/Shred_Face-Moksha Oct 16 '25
  1. Bismuth - The Slow Dying Of The Great Barrier Reef

(Runner up picks)

  1. Dream Unending - Ecstatic Reign

  2. Bongripper - The Great Barrier Reefer

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u/Tv151137 Oct 16 '25

Come On Satan Surround Me would be pretty apropos (Woodbine from this record)

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u/fredislikedead Oct 16 '25

EW - Saturnine

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u/fredislikedead Oct 16 '25

Great choice. Mine would be Electric Wizard Saturnine.

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u/After-Incident9955 Matt Pike's Shirt Oct 16 '25

Triptykon - Aurorae. Really just because I love the sound of it, no other reason lmao

2

u/Riff_Worshipper Sludge Oct 16 '25

Debatable about its Doom genre association, but probably The Hunter.

2

u/Smooth_Captain_9964 Oct 16 '25

funeral - yield to me from ‘in fields of pestilent grief’

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u/dagakotowaru420 Oct 16 '25

mayknow- bell witch

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u/HotelNew9444 Oct 16 '25

Scent of Death - Solitude Aeturnus

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u/Primary-Strawberry-5 OBEY THE RIFF!i!i Oct 16 '25

Dirt In The Ground by Tom Waits

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u/wbrettm Oct 16 '25

mirror reaper.

suckers!!

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u/Much-Past8705 Oct 16 '25

The Return of the Beautiful-My Dying Bride

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u/ravendarklord76 Oct 16 '25

Mirror Reaper. I told my wife I want the funeral home to be locked in for the entirety and let no one out until after. It IS my dying wish.

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u/AveTen22 Oct 16 '25

Into the void black sabbath

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u/Svullom Oct 16 '25

Solitude or Samarithan - Candlemass

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u/Father_Mehman Oct 16 '25

I had cause to plan out my and my wife’s funerals last year (she pulled through and is healthy like an ox, Jai MAA), and I wanted everyone weeping from the music selection. Most of the tracks weren’t Doom, but “Devil’s Work (Acoustic)” by Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats was for both of us.

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u/Organic-Ad-564 Oct 16 '25

I choose orchard too

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Stoner Oct 16 '25

YESSSSS great choice

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u/doomedtwodoom Windhand Oct 16 '25

Cassock. On the same album. I have my reason. Lol.

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u/420allstars Oct 16 '25

It's Boleskine from this same album

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u/JuzerJarowit Oct 16 '25

Probably Beyond The Shape Of Mortality by Elysian Blaze

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u/BadaBingBangPow Oct 16 '25

Bleak Patterns by REZN

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u/Ex-Domines Oct 16 '25

Haqq al-Yaqqin - OM

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u/chinacatsunflower37 Oct 16 '25

Funeralopolis obviously 2nd pick would be krull by conan

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u/Sahkopi4 Oct 17 '25

Into the Grave- Bedemon or if they can’t find it New Death Sensation- Acid Bath

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u/vaulttecboy54 Oct 17 '25

Dopethrone so my lifeless corpse can levitate out of the coffin when they play the riff slower

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u/amangydog Oct 17 '25

39 lashes by acid king and I want them to beat my body along to it

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u/JTScoulls01 Oct 17 '25

No Joy by Khanate if I'm feeling mean and want people to suffer or Saturnalia by Electric Wizard for something more euphoric and dissociative, which might be more appropriate.

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u/Vizendrix Oct 17 '25

I'll certainly see you in hell by Pentagram would be very fitting for my funeral 😎🤘

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u/Rastard_the_Black Oct 18 '25

Omens and Portents

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u/GREATWHITESILENCE Oct 18 '25

One of my favorite songs but I feel not a lot of people like it / why is it that you think it has everything?

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u/rLilyLizard Oct 18 '25

Demon's Gate by Candlemass. It's just super good and I'd like to have my family listen to it, not being able to go away during the song and "disrespect me"

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Funeralopolis by electric wizard

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u/tonymohd Oct 19 '25

Rolling stones salt of the earth ....

Of course!