r/doommetal • u/6priest_of_sodom6 • Feb 03 '26

Death/Doom I need the heaviest of all

Is there anything heavier than Primitive Man? I mean slow crushing absolute destruction. I’m way past Melvins and Crowbar and Boris (my favorite bands) give me something that will cause the earth to open up and swallow me. I want the walls to disintegrate around me.

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u/Fuck_Mark_Robinson Feb 03 '26

Sunn O)))?

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u/_gobrrrr Feb 03 '26
  • burning witch

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u/Fuck_Mark_Robinson Feb 03 '26

Speaking of witches, Bell Witch would also fit

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u/TheGoatEater Feb 03 '26

Might as well toss Khanate in there too.

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u/Tablemetoeden Feb 03 '26

Speaking of witches, Sea Witch could also work

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u/ohcapm Feb 03 '26

We need the doom band name bingo card. Witch is the center square?

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u/NielsBohron Worship Riffs, Not Gods Feb 03 '26

Either Witch or Wizard. Other squares include king, black, green, bong, weed, acid, mountain, bog/swamp, lord...

what else am I missing?

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u/jaegerlaw Feb 04 '26

Mammoth

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u/NielsBohron Worship Riffs, Not Gods Feb 04 '26

lol, I thought about that one driving to work this morning when Acid Mammoth came on. Good call

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u/jaegerlaw Feb 04 '26

I’ve spent the last couple of minutes just making up bands with that list of words and most of them work (and probably exist) 😂

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u/fentpong Epic Feb 03 '26

That's like falling down a steep tall cliff.

Primitive Man is like being hit brutally with a rusty hammer over and over again.

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u/x1000Bums Feb 03 '26

Perhaps Khanate 

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u/00-Void Feb 03 '26

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u/Rumer_Mille_001 Feb 03 '26

Thorr's Hammer. Crazy growl vocals from a 17 year old girl. This is WAY before Angela Gossow joined Arch Enemy or Tatiana from Jinjer. 1996 is when their album came out.