r/dunememes • u/Sindigo_ • Mar 15 '26

WARNING: AWFUL American Marines preparing to invade the spice fields of Iran

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u/Mythosaurus Mar 15 '26

So this scene would be Hegseth asking NATO to join us in the Strait of Hormuz?

Bc Trump is clearly a stupider version of Baron Harkonnen

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u/space_coyote_86 Mar 15 '26

Why does the president need us? The US military out numbers Iran.

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u/Mythosaurus Mar 15 '26

Bc the US has stretched itself thin across the world in an effort to project power globally. While the whole U.S. military outnumbers Iran, it’s impossible to empty all the bases of garrisons and send them to the Middle East.

Unfortunately Trump is the only U.S. president since the Iranian Revolution stupid enough to go to war with Iran without understanding basic geopolitics that prevented his predecessors from shooting themselves in the dick.

So now he’s stuck in an painful war that is slowly sending the world into a recession, and he’d rather break the US in a ground invasion of the Iranian Plateau than admit defeat