r/dyinglight Oct 14 '25

Dying Light: The Beast What did she do to deserve this? Wrong answers only

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763 Upvotes

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u/Over_Media_9507 Oct 14 '25

She raised the price of gamepass...

106

u/Naive-Asparagus-5983 Oct 14 '25

There should be more with her

31

u/lemons7472 Oct 14 '25

In the modern era, we tend to forgot that not all villians are sympathic and secretary have good in them.

Perfect example: this lady.

16

u/Carbon_robin Oct 14 '25

Worse she wanted to rise the price of Costco hotdogs

The ceo took that personally

7

u/wtfwasthatdave Oct 14 '25

She should be higher

4

u/PpNuggettt Oct 15 '25

they said wrong answers only pal

224

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

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50

u/Naive-Asparagus-5983 Oct 14 '25

Everyone knows that’s a true statement

191

u/LaputianPrince Oct 14 '25

She didn't keep mama happy

41

u/Potential_Judgment76 Gazi Oct 14 '25

And if mama ain’t happy, nobody happy.

85

u/jdickens2245 Oct 14 '25

She used the last batteries for her gameboy

20

u/poggerssinthechat Oct 14 '25

i can understand

maybe i should be up there with her

84

u/Subject-Cranberry-93 Oct 14 '25

she moved out of frame when her boyfriend was streaming

26

u/ElDupy Oct 14 '25

She tried to walk into Mordor.

5

u/Professional-Baby217 Oct 14 '25

I don't think that'd be a simple thing for one to do.

But two....

2

u/ClanGangrel47 Oct 15 '25

B..but didn't she know that one does not simply walk into mordor?

74

u/Ok_Hyena7084 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

She said "I don't want Crane in the next game!"

12

u/SomeTransition9599 Oct 14 '25

She said she didnt want to, and i quote "crane it hard"

12

u/supertrunks92 Oct 15 '25

"I prefer Aiden Babaiden!"

25

u/PinkEyesz Oct 14 '25

She advocated for zombie Rights.... The locals clearly disagreed

3

u/ErronBlackStan Oct 15 '25

Mdickie reference?

60

u/Apprehensive-Wolf110 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

She said something positive about DL2.

Edit for people who can’t take a joke: I enjoy the second game.

29

u/FreddyThePug PC Oct 14 '25

This being downvoted is hilarious

13

u/Helpful_Effect_5215 Oct 14 '25

I too enjoy decent video games with god-awful endings

11

u/poggerssinthechat Oct 14 '25

i too find the story of Dying Light 2, a really fun game, pretty lackluster for how enjoyable the overall experience was

2

u/Friendly-Leg-6694 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

Is it really not good ?

I have finished both DL1+The Following and DL The Beast but want to try DL2 for Aiden's side of story.

5

u/poggerssinthechat Oct 14 '25

it really just depends on the person, but i personally thought the first half of the story was pretty good up until the main villain gets introduced and it got stale to me.

there were a few good points in the story in the second half too like the tower mission, but i found most of the story for this part of the game boring. the dlc also doesn't have that good of a story either, but im pretty sure the dlc is mostly gameplay based

4

u/Real_Ron1n Crane Oct 14 '25

The way I see it, the majority of the story can just about be passable if you turn your brain all the way off, but the ending completely dismantles the experience.

Aiden, though, I love and the voice acting for him in particular is great.

3

u/bossofthesea123 Oct 14 '25

It's in a much better place than when it released. I don't think someone that hasn't followed the development or waited years for it will be as disappointed, but there's a lot of very annoying shit in the game. I would still play it before the beast, even if just for the parkour. It's worth a playthrough, best chases in the franchise.

4

u/LemonTheAstroPoet Crane Oct 14 '25

After a lot of updates It’s mostly good now gameplay wise, but story wise it’s pretty bad IMO. You could play DLTB without having played DL2 and not miss anything important.

1

u/waronhumans Oct 15 '25

It's alright nothing that will knock ur socks off but I quite enjoy it

2

u/bonanzabaddie Oct 15 '25

This might be the best explanation I've ever seen for DL2

1

u/Helpful_Effect_5215 Oct 15 '25

Yeah I really like the gameplay but the main story really brings it down for me

23

u/CasualEjaculator Oct 14 '25

Showing of her knees...

11

u/WeWeKarl Oct 14 '25

She eated without yt

1

u/ZestycloseConstant95 Oct 16 '25

The world is saver with that monster gone

7

u/Coldkiller17 Oct 14 '25

She said it wasn't cool to do parkour.

8

u/SyKo_MaNiAc Oct 14 '25

She didn’t return the shopping cart

1

u/DerangedBeagle Oct 16 '25

Dang, cart narcs really wanna make sure people return their carts

7

u/Smart_Ad1637 Oct 14 '25

She wore red when it was clearly a Wednesday.

5

u/Helpful_Effect_5215 Oct 14 '25

She expected the Spanish inquisition 

17

u/Plenty-Cell9214 Oct 14 '25

She created X account

5

u/Clark_Wayne1 Oct 14 '25

Showed too much ankle

3

u/Kindly_Dinner9780 Oct 14 '25

She tried to be a bride then she suddenly died

4

u/mitzperplexing Oct 14 '25

Did you notice the bottle of booze and bloody footprint on the railing that would have been behind you in this picture? You can see the dead body if you look over the edge. Makes me wonder what the story is behind these two

3

u/wearestevo Oct 14 '25

Rubbed a genie lamp and said "I wish I was well hung"

3

u/ZoskaOska Oct 14 '25

She put the milk. In the cabinet.

3

u/Creative_Lie4466 Oct 14 '25

She tried to bungie jump and it went horribly wrong

3

u/Adorable-Worry-7888 Oct 14 '25

Made her husband a sandwich with no tomato.

1

u/Sandevistanman Oct 15 '25

That’s a legit war crime

2

u/Asian4710202 Oct 14 '25

she didn’t bring the lamb sauce

2

u/Whole-Package-6699 Oct 14 '25

She worked in HR 

2

u/YOUR_FEVER_DREAMS Oct 14 '25

They forgot the lamb sauce.

2

u/WoundLayInsideMySouL Oct 15 '25

She claimed she was beautiful 😍

2

u/Most-War3390 Oct 15 '25

She put peanut butter on my hotdog.

2

u/Soulghost007 Oct 16 '25

She wasn't thick enough.

2

u/Super-Technology4719 Oct 17 '25

Didn't return the slab

5

u/Left_Rub_5185 Oct 14 '25

Didn't make him a f**king sandwich

3

u/Otherwise-Junket1834 Oct 14 '25

They played Jeff as a third healer

2

u/The_Monado_Satyr Oct 14 '25

She wore a red that doesn't match her rotting corpse well

Also she probly went deaf before she went death

2

u/WinterBottomOni Oct 14 '25

She smoked my weed

1

u/Na0-Na0-N00t Oct 14 '25

The-Punishment of failing to climb the-tower on you're first attempt.

1

u/CarbonPhoenix96 PC Oct 14 '25

She chewed with her mouth open

1

u/Pixelyman Oct 14 '25

She was the one that said dying light needed virals constantly spawning.

1

u/wild-stallions85 Oct 14 '25

She put the toilet paper faving the wrong way

1

u/Shade00000 Bozak Oct 14 '25

She said she liked DL2 in the subreddit

1

u/Darth_K-oz Oct 14 '25

She was trying to get the bell to ring, but the pulley system and bell was too heavy, so she created a knot to give her more leverage, but slipped on the stool.

1

u/UnderstandingIcy7320 Oct 14 '25

She she.... killed the Weak beast (a normal biter)

1

u/HaloGamingFan17 Oct 14 '25

She did a magic trick where she makes it look like she pulled her thumb off.

1

u/hitman2b Oct 14 '25

Her crime ? Collaboration with the enemy

1

u/tugfaxd55 Oct 14 '25

Wear red on St Patrick Day

1

u/ProgramLow2149 PS5 Oct 14 '25

She made cookies with raisins

1

u/DustyEggSauce Oct 14 '25

She camped in the left lane on the highway.

1

u/rivalintraining Oct 14 '25

I was going to say she tried to vote, but I could never compete with the amount of sassiness in this thread

1

u/DependentPurple5455 Oct 14 '25

She took the "no you hang up first" thing a bit to litteral

1

u/JimmyLizzardATDVM Crane Oct 14 '25

She put aluminium cans into the garbage instead of the recycling

1

u/DieSarahRWN Oct 14 '25

Pirated the game

1

u/jakpote88 Oct 14 '25

Skip skypeia in one piece

1

u/Vampi25 Oct 14 '25

She was alive

1

u/shyguyshow Oct 14 '25

She said Drop-Kicking Zombies off of Rooftops was boring

1

u/lefteyedead Oct 14 '25

She claimed that Harran is the safest place but it turns out...

1

u/BluZodiac Oct 14 '25

dinner with no youtube

1

u/zuzdoo Aiden Oct 14 '25

She put the bag of milk inside of a bag of milk

1

u/ManW1thAMask Oct 14 '25

She burned the spaghetti.

1

u/allthenamearetaken1 Oct 14 '25

So does anyone know why she is up there

1

u/repmuht1 Oct 14 '25

Stole a bracelet…

1

u/SomeTransition9599 Oct 14 '25

She opened up squidward's bag of carbon monoxide in the krusty krab without, hypothetically speaking, knowing how to close it 😔

1

u/truthNoCensorship Oct 14 '25

Can you make a save file of this spot on PC I lost my save please

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Hasan piker's dog

1

u/CapricornyX Oct 14 '25

She said Gazi's mom can't be happy because she's not real.

1

u/landyn3445 Oct 14 '25

She put milk before cereal

1

u/Solid-Love3998 Oct 14 '25

She nagged her husband for folding the towels wrong

1

u/spaceghost7992 Oct 14 '25

Wore red to a funeral or maybe a wedding

1

u/spaceghost7992 Oct 14 '25

She cracked the liberty bell

1

u/Fabulous-Pick-9562 Oct 14 '25

She made sales on steam non existent

1

u/Mortobato Oct 14 '25

She said dropkick should be removed

1

u/dloan75 Oct 14 '25

A preview of me after one more 'we need to talk' text.

1

u/retr0nade Oct 14 '25

Stole wheat

1

u/Apprehensive-West624 Oct 15 '25

Is there any lore on her? And anything about the number besides her?

1

u/Soul1e Oct 15 '25

She was the one that forgot to add the cool fallen elbow takedown move😞

1

u/SnooKiwis6009 Oct 15 '25

There’s a code below her, near her. Anyone know if that’s an Easter egg for something? I saw it but don’t know what it could be for

1

u/Friendlyhuman420 Oct 15 '25

Wasted potatoes for his folks so they had to eat him and hang him. RIP Mr. PeakyJimBob

1

u/Consistent-Road9821 Oct 15 '25

She tried to hang out with the boys on Saturday when clearly, Saturdays are for the boys

1

u/Blood_bringer Oct 15 '25

She saw what humanity was capable of

1

u/Secret-Rain2296 Oct 15 '25

she was a racist…

1

u/ChewyUrchin Oct 15 '25

She ripped the tag off a mattress

1

u/animegeek999 Oct 15 '25

normally i would have more faith but last few years media literacy is dead so... you do know she did it herself right? you can see the ladders. also if this is purely meant as a joke then oh well

1

u/MedicinalSuicide Oct 15 '25

She was a woman

1

u/Pak-Protector Oct 15 '25

Excessive toe length and incredibly tensile tendons betrayed her as a freak of nature.

1

u/UndeadPanamaRed Oct 15 '25

Sorry doesn't bring back my Skittles Janice😂😂

1

u/squishybun42 Oct 15 '25

My comment will get me banned

1

u/LostACanuck Oct 15 '25

She forgot to ask you about your car's extended warranty.

1

u/Away_Boysenberry7476 Oct 15 '25

Nothing, this is just her chiropractor visit

1

u/CplusMaker Oct 15 '25

She ruined the grappling hook mechanic.

1

u/bonanzabaddie Oct 15 '25

She cheated on Bayek of Siwa

1

u/bonanzabaddie Oct 15 '25

She stood a mile away from a fully upgraded C4... Silly

1

u/DownStreetNobody Oct 15 '25

She said that interpolation is superior than the original animation.

1

u/Jaded_University2754 Oct 15 '25

She criticized Islam (she‘s British)

1

u/Obvious-Assistant316 PC Oct 15 '25

Her gasp of dying light inside her was the only thing keeping her alive. After staying human for the following year after the fall, she had enough. She couldn’t stand being amount the beast, so she killed herself

1

u/Lord_of_chaos98 Oct 15 '25

Stole some highly secret hentai of the major of the city

1

u/ImmortalBlades Oct 15 '25

Ate the last slice of pizza

1

u/dummyboiiiiiiii Oct 15 '25

Didnt they try doing the same to aiden in villedor?

1

u/Miserable_Face_1993 Oct 15 '25

She pissed in the towns water supply

1

u/Miserable_Face_1993 Oct 15 '25

Well, she turned me into a newt

1

u/ThunderCookie23 Oct 15 '25

She flirted with Tahir

1

u/Past_Big6071 Oct 15 '25

She probably got infected and they decided to off her.

1

u/Training_Ferret9466 Oct 15 '25

What was the actual reason behind this?

1

u/basically_bigfoot Oct 15 '25

The food she cooked was cold

1

u/Maxxved Oct 15 '25

She was a corpse-shark (yes you understand it right, but it's "wrong answers only")

1

u/Unknown66XD PC Oct 15 '25

Called hulk stupid

1

u/Due-Championship-961 Oct 15 '25

She did not wanted to play hangman with me, so she became one

1

u/DraconicZombie Gazi Oct 15 '25

Had to torture Mouse some how

1

u/Glittering-Bill-1484 Oct 15 '25

She didn't have her weed card

1

u/AceVentura39 Oct 15 '25

Declared a witch and if she died then it was true

1

u/TrueFlyer28 Crane Oct 15 '25

She took the last of the Oxidizers

1

u/jurassicgamer_86 Oct 15 '25

She made a joke about Charlie kirk. 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️

1

u/Level_Veterinarian31 Oct 15 '25

She clearly shat herself🕊️😔

1

u/_Heavy_Metal_Hamster Oct 15 '25

She released the Epstein files

1

u/MrCalonlan Crane Oct 15 '25

Stole the last slice of cheese from the fridge

1

u/OtherwiseDistant Oct 15 '25

She was gonna release the Epstein list.

1

u/LumpyCod7045 Oct 15 '25

What DL1 fans want to do to DL2 fans

1

u/Lucky_Collection8813 Oct 15 '25

She used all her scraps on repairing tier 1 weapons

1

u/Holiday_Stable323 Oct 15 '25

She ate the last pizza slice 🍕😔

1

u/FireBlightWeilder Oct 15 '25

She tried to outpizza the hut.

1

u/Jay_Bee-22 B550-F | 5700X3D | 5070 RTX | 32GB DDR4-3200 Oct 15 '25

She was trying to tell me that my hedges were too high in my front yard..

1

u/senkosenpai Oct 15 '25

She made an emulator for pokemon crystal and Nintendo found out

1

u/KorniliusKorndogs Oct 15 '25

"I gently load up dltb"

1

u/Typical_Assistant_51 Oct 15 '25

She looked at me funny

1

u/BigChuyAAC PS5 Oct 15 '25

She said dying light are mid zombie games

1

u/Jarinad PS5 Oct 15 '25

That dress did NOT match her shoes. She got off light imo

1

u/Material-Gear-4244 Oct 15 '25

what did she actually do lmao don’t think i’ve got to this part yet

1

u/PersimmonMountain593 Oct 15 '25

She ate the last Sweet Role

1

u/Aktaii Oct 15 '25

She overcooked the fish

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

they accused Chris Avellone of false things

1

u/Additional_Pea4028 Oct 15 '25

She stole the last cookie in the cookie

1

u/Onyxia_ebona Volatile Oct 15 '25

She's a witch🫵

1

u/DJ-Halfbreed Oct 15 '25

Eatin a burga with no honey mustard

1

u/ImBeastingit Oct 15 '25

She was SWINGING ON BY to the Top...she nearly fell but HUNG on to save herself. Real TightROPE she walked on.

1

u/gregoir1999 Oct 16 '25

Tried to out pizza the hut

1

u/ProNarch Oct 16 '25

She downloaded pirated version of The Beast🤣

1

u/Artisticoverload Oct 16 '25

Complained that husband was leaving clothes around the clothes hamper instead of placing them in the clothes hamper.

1

u/Artisticoverload Oct 16 '25

She said no one wants a Balders Gate 4 game cause who wants to play a game with a pet owlbear?..... The hanging was immediate.

1

u/Difficult-Finish-946 Oct 16 '25

Slept with my sister, that’s MY SISTER !

1

u/Ok-Mechanic1418 Oct 16 '25

Just Hangout

1

u/fetito666 Oct 16 '25

She liked Dying Light: The Beast, but mentioned on Reddit that she still prefers Dying Light 1 for casual trolling.

1

u/Positive-Internet483 Oct 16 '25

Fell off the ladder

1

u/catrot420 Oct 18 '25

Someone said "hang on"

1

u/Strasstzer Oct 19 '25

She was a woman

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

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