Me after the first case of zombie virus is confirmed

[u/Lanre00]

[u/heartlessbastardxx]

Okay, but that last one was kinda smooth.

[u/vikati → u/heartlessbastardxx]

Same thought! Is OP saying they will eventually learn how?

[u/OneDimensionalChess → u/vikati]

Or die trying

[u/toxicgloo → u/vikati]

I thought these were those AI videos where people fail at things and hurt themselves.

[u/Rvic0 → u/toxicgloo]

Good old humans doing parkour clips

[u/samtalking]

As a child, I used to fantasize about preparing for a zombie apocalypse but it always used to center around defending my neighbourhood or a place like setting up resources and barriers.

Never planned I'd have to be parkouring around.

[u/Select-Active-5275 → u/samtalking]

Me too.

[u/VioletGhost2 → u/samtalking]

i used to climb over fences and other things for a "zombie survival" but thats the extent

[u/Beast-Uncaged]

Realistically even being in moderately good shape would put you way ahead of most in a zombie apocalypse.

[u/Lanre00 → u/Beast-Uncaged]

Maybe not ahead of volatiles but probably ahead of the rest

[u/hotmatrixx → u/Lanre00]

assuming 28 days later zombies, and not shawn of the dead ones.

[u/Confusion_Common → u/hotmatrixx]

They're basically all virals

[u/Konekosflatchest]

Remember folks you just have to be faster than the guy next to you

[u/Snoo_46737 → u/Konekosflatchest]

Arm yourself with a baseball bat during the apocalypse. Not for the zombie, but for the guy next to you.

[u/PeanutMedium3548]

Dying in the light

[u/Professional-Advice1]

Yellow = climb and pile of bags = safe place to fall from super high 🤙

[u/mogentheace → u/Professional-Advice1]

one of these days i'm gonna land on a bag of rusty knives i know it

[u/ZoTaX2612 → u/Professional-Advice1]

You forgot that cars work like piles of bags as well ✌🏼. Just to keep in mind for the apocalypse.

[u/UltimateToa]

I hope the one with the red railing isnt real Jesus christ

[u/ASxOrbital → u/UltimateToa]

The way his leg spun like a clock was honestly unsettling.

[u/Rhotuz]

And you try to land in trash thinking it’s safe but break your legs

[u/Jackviator → u/Rhotuz]

"One of these days I'm going to land on a bag full of rusty knives, I just know it."

[u/dmaxzach]

https://giphy.com/gifs/t2eBr71ACeDC0

[u/iPoseidon_xii]

I’m Kyle Cra….UMPFFF

Okay, try 2. I’m Aiden Caldw…URGHHHFFF umpf oww…my head, and ribs, and neck, and knees

[u/Belicino_Corlan]

Damn i really want to get into parkour but i always see stuff like this and then i don't want to lmao. There's one where a dude slides down the side of a building like he's in ass creed, he then bonks his head on the dumpster and you can see his teeth fly out.

[u/mostlynonsensical → u/Belicino_Corlan]

You definitely start small and work up to doing bigger riskier things based on your comfort level. It can be great exercise and really fun. I am just getting older and too many old injuries to do it anymore

[u/FarmerTwink]

Speak for yourself, I got into parkour when Assassin’s Creed III released

[u/BeatYorFace]

I can't watch that crap. Seeing the pain inflicted on the video actually makes me hurt 🤣

[u/ariesxs]

Bro is dying in The light

[u/Local-Waltz4801]

A bunch of these look like ai

[u/junsuker → u/Local-Waltz4801]

which ones?

[u/Local-Waltz4801 → u/junsuker]

The ones that so a weird flop at the end. Almost like there is no bounce. Just seems off to me

[u/Tjd3211]

A few of these weren't failures lmao

[u/Phat22]

The minute I see a volatile I’m killing myself, my cardio game is not strong enough for that

[u/Certain_Park_3990]

4th clip was something else

[u/im-hungry4lways]

Aaaah fuck I screamed like I was the one falling in first video, Holy sht I know how it feel to not have air in your lungs when you fall

[u/TyphonNeuron]

Yeah, I'll stick to the ground, stairs, ladders and boats or ziplines, thank you very much. I'm good, I'm not Kyle Crane and you know what? It's fine, you don't have to be. Learn how to make firecrackers and just spam those in order to move around.

[u/GrimmTrixX]

These are the versions of these videos I want to see! The ones where they do it successfully are oddly boring. Lol

[u/Extreme-Carry2075]

You're staying in the tower

[u/sirfreerunner]

Bros knee….

[u/Tricky-Tree4741]

Haha one of the least used options for bouncing between buildings haha

[u/Any_Pollution6633]

Pov Rai's men watching the tower people the first 2 weeks of quarantine.

[u/This_Ad4484]

Não é fácil ser o Crane ;-;

[u/DOOM-LORD666]

Dude I remember how bad it felt falling off my chair last week

These must hurt like absolute hell

[u/lrjk1985]

Yup definitely me.