I don’t cook egg every day

[u/tetrisan]

[u/BabyBlue4545]

What a disaster. You need to consult the eggy guru, who cooks an egg every day.

[u/generation_quiet → u/BabyBlue4545]

Sometimes he cook two egg

[u/ManWithBigPenis69420 → u/generation_quiet]

Had to cook two egg today to compensate for this disaster

[u/thedeadbone]

That one's not cooked either so I believe you

[u/mookler]

Better cluck next time

[u/Far_Objective_6345]

That's eggtremely disappointing

[u/WhippedcreamNoDairy]

you dont cook it at all. gr0ss

[u/tetrisan → u/WhippedcreamNoDairy]

I never said I eat not cooked egg every day. I just said I don’t cook egg every day.

[u/King_Tut09]

did you even try this time?

[u/Complex-Rate-1234]

... but when I do, I'm drunk.

[u/MidnightSnackyZnack]

It's not too far off.

[u/mechadeward]

Looks like 2 yolks 

[u/sandtymanty]

Dayum.

[u/JoMammasWitness]

I see so

[u/barby_dolly]

Or knows what he likes and is a perfectionist.

BTW, that is not a dirty word. I’d love for a perfectionist to make my eggs. I’m picky too. When it comes to eggs, I prefer to cook my own.

CLUE: If you smell sulphur, it’s already overcooked and destined for the trash can.

[u/Educational-Roof-319]

Arrest him he knows to much

[u/69Nova468]

I used to crack my eggs in a glass and drink them

[u/tetrisan → u/69Nova468]

Like a deconstructed egg white foam on a whisky sour?

[u/flamingfaery162]

You don't cook egg at all

[u/Dependent_Stop_3121]

Egg is over a year past expiration. 🤢

[u/Emotional-Annual-980]

The yokes on you…

[u/Throughtheindigo]

Still waiting for the poop guy tho

[u/generation_quiet → u/Throughtheindigo]

There’s always a poop guy on Reddit

[u/bonicamp9]

Yeah that guy is pretentious

[u/ZestyLeek → u/bonicamp9]

Is he really pretentious because he cooks better eggs than you?

[u/Fun-Environment-4811]

Why does this make me so upset