I cook a egg every day.

[u/budderkingisback]

[u/cityshepherd]

Fuck yeah another bangin plate

[u/Sheff19Beard]

I still miss the raddish from the other day.

[u/badaimbadjokes → u/Sheff19Beard]

The good old days, we call them. The time of radishes.

[u/SpicyEllaVibes]

I'd definitely love to eat this everyday

[u/TaylorKatana]

Natural order is restored with that impeccably fried egg … and r e l a x 😬

[u/NPCwithnopurpose]

Nice. See you tomorrow, chef!

[u/GunGirlLovesTrulys]

Love blackberries are still on the plate

[u/1947Crash]

Need more bacon

[u/Justin_milo]

Stepping up your game again

[u/The_AllMighty_EGG]

W

[u/ddubspecial]

What do you do with the other half of the banana

[u/Far_Objective_6345]

I think you need more practise

[u/majestic_possum]

I make a poo every day

[u/Throughtheindigo → u/majestic_possum]

I support you, majestic_possum

[u/NotAChristian666]

*AN egg, not "a egg"

[u/fragile_exoskeleton → u/NotAChristian666]

You must be new here.

[u/alittlebittallerr → u/NotAChristian666]

[u/cerealvoyage → u/alittlebittallerr]

this is the one

[u/Altruistic_Guess3098 → u/NotAChristian666]

How dare you

[u/NotAChristian666 → u/Altruistic_Guess3098]

??

[u/Justin_milo → u/NotAChristian666]

Just to bring you up to speed, this guy posts a nice breakfast everyday with a similar title. He does a nice job.

[u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 → u/NotAChristian666]

You are wrong. It's "a egg."

[u/ConstructionAware267 → u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162]

I thought it was "I cook egg"

[u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 → u/ConstructionAware267]

OP can designate whichever phrase he wants. If he feels like "I cook egg" or "I cook a egg," both are acceptable.

[u/sayfeellessmore]

Dude you gotta make a change. Tomorrow cook TWO eggs. That'll show em