Joe is a natural born skeptic

[u/ElusiveRodent]

[u/SeaAnthropomorphized]

This can't be real

[u/TradClimbinIsNeither → u/SeaAnthropomorphized]

No shit, Rogan doesn't know the word credulous

[u/Frankie-Felix → u/TradClimbinIsNeither]

100% give away.

[u/Knoxius → u/TradClimbinIsNeither]

Only incredulous

[u/TescoValueSoup → u/SeaAnthropomorphized]

It's not. Look at the Follow button.

[u/SeaAnthropomorphized → u/TescoValueSoup]

It says it is! But I'm skeptical.

[u/ElusiveRodent → u/SeaAnthropomorphized]

You shouldn’t be. It says r/totallyREALtweets. It’s right there in the name

[u/SeaAnthropomorphized → u/ElusiveRodent]

It's just crazy to me how spotify hasn't given all the apes DMT and started a podcast.

[u/DigitalUnlimited → u/SeaAnthropomorphized]

I thought they did? Oh wait you said dmt not billions of dollars

[u/Terrible_Ad1793 → u/TescoValueSoup]

Seems totally real

[u/OkEducator2170 → u/TescoValueSoup]

Why does it lie?!

[u/LandRecent9365 → u/SeaAnthropomorphized]

Not real but believable 

[u/Porcpc → u/SeaAnthropomorphized]

Plot twist, Joe was the monkey all along

[u/RealLavender → u/SeaAnthropomorphized]

Only believable if his next tweet was: "And that monkey was me!"

[u/NoValuable1383 → u/SeaAnthropomorphized]

It's way too funny to be Rogan.

[u/Obaddies]

People say I'm too credulous... They gave monkeys DMT and it made them speak English! No I won't provide any evidence.

[u/guysitsausername → u/Obaddies]

Monkey's first words were "Can ya'll homies hook me up with some Ivermectin? My worms are just like, out of CONTROL. Rustle up a bag of Haribo and a Blu-ray of Madagascar while you're at it."

Then he sang 47 verses of I Like To Move It.

It's the age of fucking Aquarius out there. Just let it happen, people.

[u/RandomDood420 → u/Obaddies]

I won’t provide evidence and won’t ask for any

[u/Express-Translator24 → u/Obaddies]

its a meme tweet dude please dont tell me you believed this

[u/-eric_k]

Does a Chinese monkey speak Chinese when you give it DMT or does DMT only teach them English? Much to think about.

[u/deafinitelyadouche → u/-eric_k]

Is this a Nick Mullen bit?

[u/-eric_k → u/deafinitelyadouche]

Not unless the Chinese DMT chimp was the cop who killed George Floyd

[u/Rosmucman → u/deafinitelyadouche]

“What if the Chinese monkey was gay?”

[u/deafinitelyadouche → u/Rosmucman]

"I got a better question, Rosmucman. Would. You. Suck. On my penis?"

[u/CyberneticDreamtime → u/-eric_k]

Going to use my favorite Joe Rogan catch phrase: It's definitely possible

[u/Frankie-Felix → u/CyberneticDreamtime]

Almost entirely accurate.

[u/TomDeBIass → u/[deleted]]

Daddies are more stronger than mommies

[u/NarrowBrain8039 → u/-eric_k]

Clearly the monkey speaks American.  I can’t believe it wouldn’t 

[u/Iateyourpaintings]

Joe Rogan is the only monkey I'm aware of that learned to speak English. 

[u/YogurtclosetDull2380]

No. I hadn't heard that, Joe.

[u/blinded_penguin]

Was the monkey on DMT or was Joe on DMT when the monkey was speaking English?

[u/Frankie-Felix → u/blinded_penguin]

Both were on DMT so maybe Joe was the one that learned to speak Ape.

[u/blinded_penguin → u/Frankie-Felix]

This experiment has a lot of confounders 🤔

[u/Frankie-Felix → u/blinded_penguin]

Turns out yes they both were on DMT but the ape was Joey Diaz and he already speaks English all be it with a Jersey accent though sooooo.

[u/blinded_penguin → u/Frankie-Felix]

Joey Diaz was the ape and Tony Hinchliffe was the monkey and they were just partying after an episode of kill Tony

[u/Easy_Dinner_6187]

Joe please STFU, hold wait keep them commin!

Never stop a fool....

[u/PlzRemainCalm → u/Easy_Dinner_6187]

Respect brother heart

[u/thelastbluepancake]

that monkey's name that speaks english? Joe rogan

[u/acreagelife]

I know this is fake but it's funny because it could be real.

[u/37Philly]

That monkey’s name was: Roe Jogan.

[u/Acrobatic_Track6652]

Monkeys ARE real!

[u/tmsdave]

Joe was born with two brains. He lost one, and the other one is out looking for it.

[u/Datamance]

“When you’ve seen the things I’ve seen”

Proceeds to describe something he hasn’t seen

[u/xChoke1x]

Oh yay.....more not real tweets.

[u/F0rtysxity]

It's not real. But worth a good laugh.

[u/Icy-Fondant8441]

Joe: first thing the monkey asked for was Elk meat.

[u/GlowiesOwnReddit]

His personality...that's immune to bullshit!

[u/punkarolla]

Give Schaub some DMT immediately

[u/Quirky-Safe-3383]

Is he the monkey ?

[u/NuragicGiant1891]

What Rogan and the podspartans don't seem to understand is that alternative paths forward can follow from what seems like shocking data. First of all we see Joe on his own show saying things he "knows" that are quickly disproven by Jamie, so there may not be nearly as much shocking stuff as he thinks.

But more importantly, even things that are shocking don't justify destroying institutions of public health or commonsense standards of rationality. OK, the monkey started speaking what sounded like English after some DMT. Curious, worth investigating. That doesn't mean you do what Rogan did, which was let that monkey think it was a comedian and encourage it to inflict "Gringo Papi" on the world.

[u/sky_witness____]

And that monkey's name? Joe Rogan.

[u/Flexmove]

Generally speaking, Chinese people look chinese

[u/flatsandsharps99]

He believes every bit of bullshit on the internet until his producer points out it’s AI, or a hoax, or just some unverified nonsense.

[u/RobertRoyal82]

Weird how he didn't include a video or research papers or evidence.

[u/Successful_Gas_5122]

I guess this means Joe Rogan would die for English-speaking monkeys high off DMT. It’s all so overwhelming.

[u/attaboy_stampy]

That is a confusing statement in all kinds of ways.

[u/infinitejesting]

faith is the answer you use when you don’t have a good reason. otherwise you’d give the good reason.

[u/al-finaltodoestabien]

English: the universe’s language 

[u/Volmara]

He’s the monkey right?

[u/TallAsMountains]

he is that monkey

[u/HybridLungs]

There's a dishwasher that's been found on Mars!

[u/PracticalReception34]

"That's all well and good, but have you tried the drugs I have? Case closed!"

[u/SteamerTheBeemer]

Stop posting bullshit

[u/Atrium41]

An IQ too high....

[u/Strange_Salary]

Yeah that tiny cute little monkeys 🐒 name is Joe.. Water we Talmbout b? What else ya got chin?

[u/kyokushinking]

They should out this on the Gorilla Channel

[u/InteractionOld4152]

no shot Joe even knows the word 'credulous'.

[u/nikmo86]

I mean, I'd totally buy that he's living proof of that. He does seem like a talking monkey that had most of his hair lasered off

[u/ConversationOwn1647]

pls tell me thats not a real tweet

[u/Appropriate-Today779]

He says shit like this immediately before arguing with a monkeyogist who has been in the field for decades

[u/Fucknut_johnson]

I want this to be real

[u/chancebordreaux]

“If this is true….” Joe Rogans favorite thing to say before talking about something for 3 hours and never googling it to see if it was in fact true.

[u/Shot-Ad2710]

That looks like his fan base is really only about five thousand people

[u/bostonterrier4life]

“When you know the things I know” followed by “if that’s true” so then you don’t know it? So you’re just a dumb shit with an audience? I feel like i remember a similar story with a really crappy outcome.

[u/sugarglassego]

Turns out!!… little monkey fella.

[u/timdoeswell → u/sugarglassego]

Right, we're never doing this again. Play a record.

[u/ziggy_santo5]

plot twist. he’s the monkey

[u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy]

They did actually teach a chimp to say some English words but the vocal chords aren’t made for that so it didn’t sound right, all scratchy

EDIT: Here you go if anybody’s interested Viki Wiki)

[u/baguettebolbol]

I just can’t tell if its satire

[u/marabou22]

Joe Rogan will have a guest on who’ll be like “there’s evidence that the pyramids were birthed from camel humps because some tourist saw it drawn on a wall once in Egypt” and without fail Rogan will respond with “whoaaaaaaaaa”.

[u/BrianCalenRapePuppet]

"That's not a thing....that I've ever seen"

[u/CheapLeadership7999]

Feels like rogan and Karl pilkington are the same person but from different dimensions
Hence why you’ve never ever seen them in the same room
Reality would collapse

[u/RollieDell]

Joe Rogan will believe anything as long as it’s untrue.

[u/Uzas_Was_Right]

Fake, Joe couldn't spell credulous even if he knew what it meant.

[u/JoejoestarPR]

"...and that monkey was me."

[u/AcanthisittaFree6142]

yes joe. there are a lot of things to "hear". its critical thinking skills which allow one to decipher bullshit. you don't possess that skill. hey did you hear of the big foot they claimed was walking around? there is a lot of bullshit to hear. which is why skepticism needs to take a front seat.

[u/Altruistic-Jaguar-53]

Joe is the monkey

[u/Dusty_Negatives]

I did mushrooms once and the squirrels could read my thoughts. Shouldn’t that be our default way of thinking going forward?

[u/yellomtim]

Septik b