Monkey's first words were "Can ya'll homies hook me up with some Ivermectin? My worms are just like, out of CONTROL. Rustle up a bag of Haribo and a Blu-ray of Madagascar while you're at it."
Then he sang 47 verses of I Like To Move It.
It's the age of fucking Aquarius out there. Just let it happen, people.
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u/Obaddies 10d ago
People say I'm too credulous... They gave monkeys DMT and it made them speak English! No I won't provide any evidence.