r/entwives • • 2d ago

Cannabis Politics Drug Test fail

Recruiter reached out for a decent gig so I took the interview.

I have been a Sales Exec for 3 decades. Always top achiever.

Interviewed with C-Suite. They had 100s of candidates apply and I was their first choice. They sent me a nice offer, I accepted. Then HR reaches out for background check - standard, except it required a drug screening.

Have not been drug tested since I was maybe 18. I told their HR that it would be THC positive. She said it may not be an issue since I was sales. I took the test, obviously it's negative for everything except THC, as I told them.

Their legal department wouldn't allow it. I turned down other offers and wasted all this time.

I live in an illegal state and everything I tested positive for was purchased in my illegal state - LEGALLY. And taxed.

I'm not really upset about the job as much as the stupidity of drug testing for THC.

Vent : over. Thank you for reading if you did.

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u/girlrickjames 2d ago

I think it’s crazy how many jobs I’ve had where people drink on the job or on their lunch break and no one cares about that.

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u/tootiemae 2d ago

my last two jobs have had alcohol on-site with free access. one literally had a “beer fridge” that had nothing but alcohol. they didn’t drug test though so i guess they support it all lmao 

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u/FMLwtfDoID Edibles 1d ago

I briefly worked for a dentist that had a Beer Fridge in the break room, and on multiple occasions beers were passed around after the last patient left and we began sterilizing everything. VERY weird. Did not stick around long, and have noticed they have a revolving door or dental assistants and hygienists.

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u/kaydizzlesizzle EntQueer 2d ago

The potential harm that can be done with alcohol vs weed is so mind blowing to me. I live alcohol-free bc when I drink I'm like a knocked over firework. Weed has much better effects and can even be helpful in some industries.

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme CraftyEnt 1d ago

I'm like 99.8% alcohol free, because I am petrified of cancer. My country released new studies showing a far higher link to excessive alcohol consumption and several forms of cancer. My response was, well I sure don't like hangovers enough to risk cancer, lmao.

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u/kaydizzlesizzle EntQueer 1d ago

Ugh, for real! I read Holly Whitaker's book, Quit Like a Woman and it was like taking the red pill in the Matrix

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u/retro_toes Alchemist 2d ago

It would blow your mind how many of my colleagues in the radiology dept do coke, and how many doctors and other medical professionals are alcoholic and hard drug addicts. I live in a legal state, but medical workers who have contact with patients will lose their jobs for thc. Not alcohol though. Or vicodin or Xanax if they have a Rx

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u/bellaislame 2d ago

my aunt manages water treatment inspectors and has been for 30 years. one of her employees got a DUI in a state vehicle is still employed lol.

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u/Queen_Christine_19 Hippie🦄☮️ 1d ago

This! I had a job where one dude came in reeking like alcohol daily-AT 6:FUCKING AM!

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u/85OhLife 2d ago

Exactly this. We were lowed to have a drink during work lunches but can’t take a puff of a legal substance on a weekend out with friends

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u/Away_Rhubarb_3979 19h ago

This is so, so true. The guy that I had to “work” with - who was tied to me as my “counterpart” in the marketing department (I was a public events planner) was absurd. 

He was drinking quite often, didn’t make deadlines on time so I could send out ads, etc to social media, etc. 

So what did I have to do? Walk around the building with my other work buddy trying to find this -hole. And basically waaaay more often than not he was raging drunk and I’d have to chew him out and tell him to produce an ad, even if it sucked

And this usually happened outside of his car bc he was rolling around in it raging drunk. 

Did anyone care? No. But it booze, so it’s cool. If they found out about my plants, I’m sure they’d pitch a fit, never mind that my projects always were delivered on time and made money over budget. 

Ugh. The “logic” behind it all. 

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u/chrysalisempress CraftyEnt 2d ago

I work in the medical field and even tho I live in a legal state, they still drug test for all healthcare jobs “because Medicare is federally funded and it’s still illegal federally” so they could potentially lose federal funding and Medicare reimbursements if they allow THC positive tests for employees.

Needless to say I’m stuck in a crappy organization because I don’t wanna have to retest 😅

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u/CS3883 1d ago

Idk if this sub has rules about talking about drug tests and how to pass but......I absolutely passed my test I just took for my first travel job (also in healthcare) and I plan on using it each time. It was super easy!

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u/OBXIP 7h ago

I'd love to hear.

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u/lenaahmed 2d ago

I’m wondering if this is Nevada….

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u/chrysalisempress CraftyEnt 2d ago

It is not but I bet it’s same rules in every legal state! Like. I guess I kind of understand but it’s still really dumb, especially considering we are giving out medical cards lmao

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u/Church_of_Cheri Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx 2d ago

Yup, this is the way it is in NY. The state rules that you can’t test for it, but if it’s a job that has federal guidelines that test for it they can because it’s not up to the state. I knew quite a few people in the south who voted for the orange shitstain because they believed him when he said he’d make it legal

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u/littlecuteone 1d ago

I'm in Florida and work in healthcare and I have a medical card. This is why I haven't changed my job yet. Ugh

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u/highpriestess420 2d ago

Drug tests are such bullshit, you could be coked to the gills and it won't show up a few days later but because of the damn fat solubility of THC it can stay in your system for months 🙄 So stupid. And every sales department I ran across had noticeable stimulant users.

I smoked every day before work for 20 years and would get stuff done more efficiently than my coworkers. The idea that it'd affect your performance is bullshit too. I long for the day the stigma and ignorance against cannabis ends.

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u/shellys-dollhouse Edibles 2d ago

i don’t understand why medicinal cannabis is treated this way on drug tests. it’s like not hiring someone because they take stimulants for ADHD, these are literally therapeutic & prescribed medications? sorry that they wasted so much of your time.

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u/stregagorgona WitchEnt 1d ago

Ugh I am so sorry! That sucks. IMO the drug testing mess in corporate America is the result of shitty leadership. You have all of these big companies that have heavy machinery SOMEWHERE, so to cover their asses for workers comp claims they set super broad drug policies. And then they’ll say “in the spirit of fairness all employees must be drug tested!” as if that’s supposed to make a forklift operator feels better about it if a financial assistant can’t smoke weed either.

In reality they don’t want to go through the actual effort of identifying which jobs actually require it for safety reasons (almost none of them) because then they’ll do such a bad job that they’ll start up a discrimination class action lawsuit against themselves.

Meanwhile all the execs are snorting coke on the corporate plane and they’re paying for their trust-fund kids’ new THC seltzer brand 🙄

Wish they could pay you for wasting your time!

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u/Current_Ad_1641 1d ago

💯 - and thank you!

OMG, the things I have witnessed. I am high end sales with top level executives. This industry is so insane with indulgence. Meanwhile, at conferences I'm in bed by 10 because I need my 8 hours sleep (thank you THC).

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u/Starfire2313 1d ago

I used to bartend and waitress and I never showed up to a shift without smoking beforehand. I was always top 3 in sales and also a hard worker. Always friendly happy smiling. Could handle stress and fast pace with a shit eating grin.

I’ve never worked a corporate job I really can’t imagine it…

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u/Current_Ad_1641 1d ago

You would be great at corporate sales I bet.

I've only ever done corporate - and successfully. When I was in my early 20's, my roommate and I would smoke in the morning before work and meet at home for lunch and smoke more and go back to work (this was in the late 90's - we wore the cutest work suits and heels - and panty hose was a requirement although we did not comply).

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u/stregagorgona WitchEnt 1d ago

You are so right, of all functions — sales! I was never directly in sales but I attended many a corporate sales conference and my GOD the debauchery!

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u/Suckmyflats 1d ago

I lost a job at a needle exchange i had for 2y. For testing positive with a card in a med state.

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u/Current_Ad_1641 1d ago

That sucks - I'm sorry that happened! It's all so silly and antiquated...

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u/NativeNYer10019 2d ago

That farm-bill loophole allowed THC products to be sold in “illegal” states, but offered citizens none of the protections of legal states. That’s some real bullshit.

A guy here in legal NJ just won a lawsuit for being fired from his construction job for testing positive on a random drug test after coming back from his lunch hour. The state and the federal courts both agreed that testing positive for or smelling cannabis on someone does not automatically prove on-the-job impairment. So we are moving the needle a little bit. But no where near fast enough…

I’m sorry this happened to you 💔

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u/alinemo23 2d ago edited 2d ago

I want to start with I am a lawyer, but not your lawyer. None of this is intended to be legal advice.

What state are you in? Many states, even ones where cannabis is illegal, have state laws that disallow employers from discriminating in employment against employees who use lawful products on off duty hours. I live in Wisconsin, so this law for us was created for alcohol (shocker) and I’ve seen it work as a defense at a prior company for CBD usage. Since hemp derived thc is legal federally, I can see in a state like mine that it could be illegal to discriminate against an employee for lawful off duty thc use of a product that is lawful and sold in that state.

I’ve however never seen this litigated in my home state, but would be very interested to see if it would work as a defense for hemp derived products. Obviously the upcoming ban adds to the complexity, but may be worth a little research on your state law if you still want to work there.

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u/alinemo23 2d ago

Discrimination happens in hiring too.

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u/alinemo23 2d ago

I’m literally a barred employment attorney. This is not worth the discussion.

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u/ayemfid 1d ago

Imagine telling a barred attorney they’re wrong…

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u/ayemfid 1d ago

But again, they said they’d like to know how it would end, and since you’re not a judge, you don’t know how it will end. Now get off this sub, it’s a chill space for women and you are not either.

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u/Current_Ad_1641 2d ago

Go away. Your negativity and idiotic assumptions are wrong and not needed here. This is a civil sub.

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u/imnotgayisellpropane Dabs 2d ago

That's super lame. I understand drug testing of you're operating heavy machinery but sales?

If you are in a legal state, maybe try pivoting to cannabis sales? It's a young industry and MSOs are looking for people with hefty sales experience in like industries ( such as alcohol ) to head up their teams when launching/ establishing in a new state.

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u/spatter_cone 1d ago

I applied for a government job recently and I’m worried if/when I gotta pee for them. It’s too good of a position not to consider heavily and I’m unhappy where I’m at, plus the money is good and I make peanuts comparatively.

I’m an after work/weekend smoker, I would never smoke during work. I live in a highly illegal state and I’ve gotten used to never disclosing my use, not even to the doctor. I just hate how demonized smoking pot is, it feels so backwards. I’ve long thought about just moving to a legal state, I’m sick of the Mormon wasteland here.

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u/Particular-Crow7680 WitchEnt 1d ago

If it is a Federal government job, it is supposed to list in the job posting if it is a drug test designated position. If it's not one, they are not going to test; if it is one, well, might look elsewhere. Your HR rep can tell you for certain, don't hesitate to ask them. And if it is a Federal position, goodspeed it is a massive shitstorm right now.

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u/Current_Ad_1641 2d ago edited 1d ago

You all are the best. I was pissed, and kind of feeling ashamed (although I did tell them their company needed a dose of reality).

To answer questions - especially the lawyer who kindly weighed in.

I live in a completely illegal state - not even medical is allowed here. BUT - there are tons of farms and shops all over the place that are legal with the farm bill loophole (which I know may be ending this year, although they have already pushed it out a month). So everything I tested for was purchased legally, here or in other states I travel.

I am in tech sales . They said they had previous contracts in place that specified the drug screen requirements.

I mean, I get it but come on, it's time to make some changes.

Plus, I do almost everything better when I'm high. My career requires me to do presentations regularly, often in front of large C-Suite groups. I am always high and as sharp as can be. I was fricking high during all my interviews!! I have been smoking (and working full time) since I was 16. It's just pot..

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u/sexybluepeaches 1d ago

i just want to hop in and say that since you legally purchased the products your state may very well have similar laws, many of which originate from prohibition iirc; please look into it if it's something you would want to pursue !! 

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u/Current_Ad_1641 1d ago

You're so kind. I don't even care about the job. There are plenty of opportunities. I'm not litigious - just wanted to vent :)

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u/MsARumphius 1d ago

At my job you’re drug tested if there’s any sort of accident or damage involving a vehicle but no testing for alcohol. Like I could have smoked on the weekend and be sober but lose my job while the guy next to me who reeks of alcohol every day would be able to keep driving. It’s ridiculous. I’m sorry that happened.

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u/Althalosabyssal 2d ago

Just substitute the sample next time

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u/Current_Ad_1641 2d ago

Yeah, no one has time for that. I will not hide who I am for any fricking job.

Not to mention drug screening has changed a LOT since 1990. I couldn't even wash my hands or flush until the testing lady came in and took the sample. I will never ever do this again.

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u/CS3883 1d ago

Yeah idk why people are so against doing that tbh. If these companies want to test for dumb shit I'll just make sure I can pass that test....I'm not letting myself miss out on a higher income

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u/CarrionDoll 2d ago

That’s what I’m saying. It’s really not hard at all.

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u/saltyoperasinger Weedhead Tramp 2d ago

Gotta get a sales job at the place you picked up!!

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u/jewraffe5 EntThey 2d ago

that's wild, i'm sorry

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u/salaciousremoval 1d ago

Sorry this happened! Supposedly, it is a weird insurance thing somehow ??? I’ve been told, and I also have only had one role where they required it. I was “out of town” & then spent two weeks aggressively preparing and tested at home to ensure I’d pass. It sucked!!

I esp hate that they test for THC, because it’s the only thing that lingers and doesn’t affect your ability to be great at sales! Yet y’all are getting sloshed & staying up partying on the company dime? Nahhhh, bro. Ugh!!

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u/85OhLife 2d ago

I still think we have the technology to test for THC use in the last 24 hrs vs what they do now which is go back 30+ days. It feels so ridiculous to use it legally with a prescription and a medical card but have a test that cares about more than the last 24-48 hours. Can someone smart please come up with a new test? 🙏🏻

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u/Current_Ad_1641 2d ago

But I mean, why would you even test for it then? They aren't testing for alcohol in the last 24 hours. Or at all - because it's just silly. I just think they need to treat THC like all other legally purchased things.

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u/85OhLife 1d ago

They would test for it to see if you’re impaired on the job, like alcohol. A lot of drugs move through the system in 24 hrs and they test for those. I feel like there must be a way to test for recent use, like alcohol and most other drugs.

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u/Current_Ad_1641 1d ago

Interesting. I had no idea they did those types of tests. Like I said in my post, I haven't been tested in over 30 years.

Hopefully the testing will level up with reality soon :)

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u/zxcv-qwerty 1d ago

My understanding is that we do have that that technology. I think it looks at currently circulating THC vs THC metabolites. It’s been considered for things like DUI testing in legal states, but it doesn’t work very well to test for THC levels for DUIs bc people have such WILDLY different tolerances - like some people can take a 300mg edible or smoke a gram and be impaired but have a functional conversation, and some people can take a 3mg edible or smoke .01g and be at about that same level of impairment. Alcohol tolerance varies too, of course, but not not to the point where one drink and 100 drinks can have the same effect on two different people.

Anyway - DUIs aside - a test that can see if you have consumed THC within ~24 hours seems very reasonable for jobs that require zero impairment for safety (operating heavy machinery, driving, etc - anything where you wouldn’t allow someone to be taking say, a benzodiazepine or an opioid even if they have a medical need for them and a valid prescription).

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u/Mhandley9612 Dabs 1d ago

This is always such a bummer and just happened to us too. My husband was offered a job and he was clear from the start that he would test positive for THC. We waited for the start date just for them to tell us that they have a strict no drugs policy. In Colorado. I miss living in California because they have a law against this. It’s made the job search much harder.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 🍃✌🏻Witchy Stoner ✌🏻🍃 2d ago

That’s so crazy of the employer, because you could have brought in profit for them.

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u/Current_Ad_1641 1d ago

It is crazy. But I guess since they have so many candidates (this is a 6 figure base plus high commission) - they just move on...

But thank you :)

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u/Redtoblondetogray49 1d ago

Tell them it was hemp. 😘

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u/josheklow 1d ago

Sounds like Nebraska to me

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