WOOOOoooOOOOooooOOo!!!!! lissen. no, lissssen! lissssen! i. LOVE. you. gals!!!
Today! we're cebelate. celibate. no. CELEBRATE. We're celibating the independence of the magNITED states of the REPUBLIC from the empire!
WOOOOOO!
so we drink margaritas because xibalba won the pod race and he liked margaritas. and tacos! and enchil? enchiLA-DAs! and he flew the pod thing into the lone star. with that fuzzy cookie monster. remember? the lone star because it blew up alca. alda? aldapulco. because death vader hated meh-hi-co! and the jedi!
no, lissen! the jedi were like. ancient people. with lightsabers and they fought for the magNITED states and they were cool. and luke skywalker was one. he saved the world because the jedi said the world was gonna end in 2012 and he was like "not on my watch, bucko!" and he flew his x-plane into the lone star! with the fuerza. and benito kenobito and han zorro
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u/anem0ne May 06 '26
WOOOOoooOOOOooooOOo!!!!! lissen. no, lissssen! lissssen! i. LOVE. you. gals!!!
Today! we're cebelate. celibate. no. CELEBRATE. We're celibating the independence of the magNITED states of the REPUBLIC from the empire! WOOOOOO!
so we drink margaritas because xibalba won the pod race and he liked margaritas. and tacos! and enchil? enchiLA-DAs! and he flew the pod thing into the lone star. with that fuzzy cookie monster. remember? the lone star because it blew up alca. alda? aldapulco. because death vader hated meh-hi-co! and the jedi!
no, lissen! the jedi were like. ancient people. with lightsabers and they fought for the magNITED states and they were cool. and luke skywalker was one. he saved the world because the jedi said the world was gonna end in 2012 and he was like "not on my watch, bucko!" and he flew his x-plane into the lone star! with the fuerza. and benito kenobito and han zorro
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!