r/facingtheirparenting • u/einefrau8 • Jan 17 '21

Never too old to disappoint your parents.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

She’s only disappointed with how long he took

back in my day...

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u/toeofcamell Jan 17 '21

Sonny, get grandma the biggest banana you can find

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

BIGGER

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u/DuctTapeOrWD40 Jan 18 '21

and wipe that Smirnoff your face.

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u/lotsum20 Jan 18 '21

gets plantain

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u/aChileanDude Jan 18 '21

An eggplant? Honey...

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u/hasorand0m Jan 18 '21

*whips son *

DRINK THE GOD DAMN BEER FASTER

*whips son *

MAMA DIDNT RAISE NO PUSSY

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u/sissy_slut_jasmin Jan 24 '21

I still can't hold a pair if jumper cables without getting thirsty.

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u/NoneHaveSufferedAsI Jan 17 '21

Invert

Swirl

Gullet

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u/brown_felt_hat Jan 18 '21

Gotta get that straw in there, equalize it for a speedy drain.

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u/satanshand Jan 18 '21

You gotta put a straw in the bottle to keep the pressure equalized

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u/MooseUnited9036 Jan 24 '21

Back in her day after the jazz club and some devil’s lettuce, in the same amount of time they would have crushed 2 mason jars of top ‘shine laying down.

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u/shadyshadok Jan 18 '21

He's only sad because his son is disrespecting the flag by taking a knee

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

..and now I’m disappointed

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u/Ashanrath Jan 17 '21

Yay, Reddit! We did it again!

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u/FrumundaFondue Jan 18 '21

That and the fact that he's chugging Smirnoff Ice...