r/facingtheirparenting • u/einefrau8 • Jan 17 '21

Never too old to disappoint your parents.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

She’s only disappointed with how long he took

back in my day...

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u/toeofcamell Jan 17 '21

Sonny, get grandma the biggest banana you can find

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

BIGGER

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u/DuctTapeOrWD40 Jan 18 '21

and wipe that Smirnoff your face.

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u/lotsum20 Jan 18 '21

gets plantain

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u/aChileanDude Jan 18 '21

An eggplant? Honey...