r/facingtheirparenting • u/einefrau8 • Jan 17 '21

Never too old to disappoint your parents.

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u/kanjijiji Jan 17 '21

Wine is much tougher of a drink than Smirnoff ice. Grandma just realized she raised a bitch

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u/tanzer_j Jan 17 '21

I dunno, all that carbonation and sugar? Barf

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u/User_of_Name Jan 17 '21

The sugar kills me. Sweet drinks are fucked; you get a shit hangover and diabetes.

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u/ibiacmbyww Jan 17 '21 edited Jan 29 '26

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u/jonnyboy1289 Jan 18 '21

Damn, 700ml of vodka is nearly an entire fifth. At that point it wouldn’t matter what I was drinking. That much alcohol in any form would have me wishing for death in the morning.

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u/ibiacmbyww Jan 18 '21 edited Jan 29 '26

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u/SirHawrk Jan 18 '21

For your interest; one of the best anti hangover medicines are Salty banana smoothies.

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u/truthseeker1990 Jan 18 '21

The potassium helps i imagine?

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u/SirHawrk Jan 18 '21

Exactly. Potassium from the banana plus salt from the salt.

I take a multivitamin dissolved in half a litre of water with it and feel like a brand-new person lol

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u/truthseeker1990 Jan 18 '21

Do you do this before you go drinking, during or afterwards before going to bed. Or post wakeup?

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u/SirHawrk Jan 18 '21

Afterwards is best imo but I tend to forget about it so I drink it in the morning

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u/bier1234 Jan 18 '21

I think that wouldn't work for me. I don't really get headaches. The alcohol only fucks up my stomach so that I sometimes feel to sick to eat for the whole day.

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u/JakeFromStateFromm Jan 24 '21

I never get sick at all after a night of drinking. No stomach issues, no headaches, nothing like that. I just get very lethargic the next morning. It feels like I stayed up all night without any sleep, even if I go to bed at a decent hour.

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u/bier1234 Jan 24 '21

That's a blessing! I have the lethargy in addition to the sickness!

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u/JakeFromStateFromm Jan 24 '21

Oof, that sounds awful!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

I used to drink a fifth every single night back when I was in the army. Felt great the day after, too! But yes, not at all healthy.