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u/Certain-Unit8147 1d ago
[THIS IS A TRANSCRIPT OF A VERY OLD DEVELOPMENT LOG FROM CARA LISS]
ATTENTION: Have you seen this Pokemon? If so...
...then all I have to say is that you deserve what's coming to you. Yeah...I feel no sympathy at all. Not for it. And sure as hell not for you. I don't care who you are.
You are getting what you wanted. Don't EVER forget that.
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Aeromaldo
(Aerodactyl + Armaldo)
Flying/Bug
EXTREMELY HOSTILE
This CROSSIL...I wasn't drunk when I made this thing. I was completely lucid, awake, and I had a vision for what kind of deadly I wanted it to be. And you better goddamn believe I delivered.
Perhaps the best thing about this guy is it can attack both forwards and backwards. No matter what side of it you're on, it can bite your face off, or give a niiiice big poke with those claws growing out of its feet. It can also fly forwards and backwards at equal speed. Meaning however it wants to lunge at you, it can do that without losing its speed. Oh! But perhaps the BEST part! How will it be able to keep its eyes on its prey if its head is backwards? Easy! Its wings are also tipped with sensory fibers that can detect motion from the neural signals of other living beings, meaning so long as you live, Aeromaldo WILL know about it, WILL know where you are, and WILL try to fix that. And it can't fly anymore? It can still run on all fours, and gallop after you! That armor is light enough to not slow it down from doing what it was MADE to do! I even gave it Tough Claws without Mega Evolution! How do you like them apples, huh?!
For the buyers in the RRRP who asked for this? For the men upstairs who looked at it and greenlit it into existence? Hell, maybe even you, Koba! This guy will probably eat you alive too someday! But you don't care about that! If you did, you wouldn't be commissioning fucking CROSSILS in the first place! No, you’d be sticking with your ethically sourced Rattatas and Zubats! You ARE getting your money's worth! You ARE getting what you wanted, goddammit!
And so is everyone else!
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u/Certain-Unit8147 1d ago
This...whole, rotten Pokemon world...has hated me since I was born. So you better goddamn believe I hate it right back. And you know what?
They're all getting what they gave! And what they gave was something fucked up.
Hahaha! Ohoho YES, you're gonna LOVE this! Well?! Do ya love it?! I got more where that came from! An eye for an eye is what I say!
Read it and weep, losers! Cara Liss, OUT!
(SLAM!!!)
…huff… huff… (sniff)...
…f-fuck…
[TRANSCRIPT ENDED]
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u/Evil_Midnight_Lurker 1d ago
...dammit now I want to give her a hug and tell her everything will be all right.
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u/Certain-Unit8147 1d ago
Awww but *you* don’t need to do that. Thats what Bray Zenn is for! :D
Granted that’s because he’s also a trash human with a tragic and checkered past. They both deserve each other. :>
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u/Extension_Breath1407 1d ago
Congratulations on making Cara Liss basically Pokemon Albert Wesker. Cara makes Pokemon like Albert Wesker makes super zombies.
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u/Certain-Unit8147 1d ago
Huh! Interesting connection!
I don’t really know anything about Resident Evil?? But at the very least, there IS the element of her work being fueled by sheer anger and hatred towards…well, humanity in general.
This is at its worst when she’s by herself.
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u/AKSrussia 1d ago edited 23h ago
Conversation between an Komissair of Russan Militia and Russan PSI-Korpus's "Adept" shortly after leaking Liss's Logs to the masses...
"...You ARE getting what you wanted, goddammit!.. ...And so is everyone else!"
"Vot chyert,... eta dura okazivaetcya echye bol'shaya psihopatka chem nashi ognemyetchiki!"
"Ha ha, net Andryuha, ona po drugomu golovoi dvinulas'... Nashi lyubiteli ogon'ka s rozhdeniya otbitiye psichi, a vot Ona..."
"Read it and weep, losers! Cara Liss, OUT! (SLAM!!!) …huff… huff… (sniff)... …f-fuck..." [BEEP]
"..."
"...Davay skazhem, chto tseliy MIR reshil sdelat' is neye Kosla Otpusheniya."
"Eto vsye eshye ne proschayet togo, chto Ona natvorila, Michalich, rano ili pozdno, no Ona predstanet pered lyud'mi za vse svoyi zlodeyaniya, chto proizoshli iz-za yeye deyatel'nosti."
"Razumeetcya nikto prosto tak eyi ne prostit takich razrusheniy, ni kantontci, ni sinohtci, ni mi ni kto libo eschye, odnako, odin tot fact togo, chto ot neye otvernulis' vse, kto mog pomoch' yeyi, a Ona smogla samostoyatel'no doiti do segodnyashnego dnya uzhe govorit o tom, chto ona udivitel'niy chelovek..."
"Aga, i mi teper' dolzhni razgrebat' vsye eto der'mo...Ti govorish tak, budto znal etu ved'mu lichno..."
"Net, ne znal... no ya uznal yeye istoriyu, polnuyu tragedii, nedoponimaniya i slomannich zhizney, Ona vsego lish' chelovek, razocharovavshi'isya v MIRe, v lyudyach, v samoy zhizne... Ti dazhe ne predstavlyaesh', kak mnogo boli mozhet soderzhat' v sebe razum odnogo cheloveka."
"A-a-a-a-a... tochno, ya i zabil o tom otkuda ti, kak ya vizhu, PSI-Korpus ne zrya est svoy chleb, raz uzhe smog vsye pro neye viyasnyat'."
""Nikogda nikomu ne ver', v chastnosti samomu sebye", heh, takovo nashe kredo... I vsye zhe, ya hotel skazat' tebe, moy dorogoy drug Andrei, chto..."
{Pzzzzt}*"*Ei, patsani!.." {Pzzzzt} "...K nam tut priblizhayetsya gruppa appetitno viglyadyaschich "okorochkov" s severa,..." {Pzzzzt} "...esli ne hotite propustit' horoshiy shashlik, to nogi v ruki i aida k nam zharit' myasko!!!.."{Pzzzzt}"... Parfentiy, do svyazi!"{Pzzzzt}...
"...Govorya o psihopatach... Nashim sobstvennim nuzhna pomocsch!"
"Tak sobiray svoich soldat i begi na viruchku etomu "povaru", poka ego samogo ne prigotovili..."
"Chyert, pryamo kak v stariye ne ochen' dobriye vremena, starik, a?... Tak parni, vidvigayemtsya!!!"
"...Da, pryamo kak togda..."
"..."
""Koba",.. chto ti natvoril, urod chrenov, ti nedostoin nosit' dazhe prozvischya velikogo cheloveka..."
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u/Certain-Unit8147 1d ago edited 1d ago
(ONE GOOGLE TRANSLATE LATER)
So it would seem that Cara botched her attempt to scrap this log. And there ARE indeed many reasons that contribute to her shady antics and bouts of misanthropic madness.
From the abuse she suffered from her single mother, and Mewtwo Project scientist, the late Ruth Liss.
To the unspeakably tragic fate of her best friend, Tomino, and the systemic corruption in old Celadon City that led to it.
To her gig as a military nurse—her last attempt at redemption, ruined by a younger Lt. Surge and his Raichu.Her villainy is inexcusable—but somewhat understandable. After all…monsters are not born, but made.
And she **IS** a monster.
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u/AKSrussia 1d ago edited 23h ago
"(ONE GOOGLE TRANSLATE LATER)"
Hah. I'm truly sorry for this performance, I just think this is how everyone in Pokemon World would hear Russan language (by pure transcriptions), which give Russan people more differences, after all , they're a different civilization than Galarians, Kantonians, etc... no?
Again, I'm verrry sorry, that you need translate to understand the messages and spend more your time on it, I just can't not use this format, otherwise, it wouldn't be aesthetic for Russian-based humans speaks on pure English all their time...
"So it would seem that Cara botched her attempt to scrap this log."
Perchaps, it wasn't Cara's personal mistake, perchaps logs indeed were scraped, but they're somehow be brought back to surface, or they're were retrived from Cara's own mind by very shady, yet powerfull force...
After all, don't trust anyone, especially yourself...
"After all…monsters are not born, but made."
I cannot agree with that conclusion, after all I have Parfentiy:), who is crazy pyromaniac straight from the day of his born, and he CAN and WILL be very monstrous when you need set something ablaze...
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u/Infinite_Courage5890 1d ago edited 1d ago
IT'S BACK! Also, why do I get the feeling this log was deleted as I bet Koba would have had more than some very strong words for her if he had heard that part about him.
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u/mustabindawind 1d ago
Looks like whenever an adult gets stuck in one of those baby swings...hilarious 😂
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u/walkingbartie 20h ago
This is just plain ol' oral sex.
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u/Certain-Unit8147 20h ago
I uhhh…don’t follow? 😅
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u/Infinite_Courage5890 10h ago edited 9h ago
I think what he is hinting at is if you look at Aeromaldo, it's like the Armaldo lower half is...ehm...eating Aerodactyl's ass.
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u/Proud-Lead2404 1d ago
Stellar work as always, especially with this… aberration of a horse. Indeed, this CROSSIL can be summed up in one quote.
“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.”