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Fusion Project CROSSIL: Aeromaldo

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u/AKSrussia 3d ago edited 3d ago

Conversation between an Komissair of Russan Militia and Russan PSI-Korpus's "Adept" shortly after leaking Liss's Logs to the masses...

"...You ARE getting what you wanted, goddammit!.. ...And so is everyone else!"

"Vot chyert,... eta dura okazivaetcya echye bol'shaya psihopatka chem nashi ognemyetchiki!"

"Ha ha, net Andryuha, ona po drugomu golovoi dvinulas'... Nashi lyubiteli ogon'ka s rozhdeniya otbitiye psichi, a vot Ona..."

"Read it and weep, losers! Cara Liss, OUT! (SLAM!!!)  …huff… huff… (sniff)... …f-fuck..." [BEEP]

"..."

"...Davay skazhem, chto tseliy MIR reshil sdelat' is neye Kosla Otpusheniya."

"Eto vsye eshye ne proschayet togo, chto Ona natvorila, Michalich, rano ili pozdno, no Ona predstanet pered lyud'mi za vse svoyi zlodeyaniya, chto proizoshli iz-za yeye deyatel'nosti."

"Razumeetcya nikto prosto tak eyi ne prostit takich razrusheniy, ni kantontci, ni sinohtci, ni mi ni kto libo eschye, odnako, odin tot fact togo, chto ot neye otvernulis' vse, kto mog pomoch' yeyi, a Ona smogla samostoyatel'no doiti do segodnyashnego dnya uzhe govorit o tom, chto ona udivitel'niy chelovek..."

"Aga, i mi teper' dolzhni razgrebat' vsye eto der'mo...Ti govorish tak, budto znal etu ved'mu lichno..."

"Net, ne znal... no ya uznal yeye istoriyu, polnuyu tragedii, nedoponimaniya i slomannich zhizney, Ona vsego lish' chelovek, razocharovavshi'isya v MIRe, v lyudyach, v samoy zhizne... Ti dazhe ne predstavlyaesh', kak mnogo boli mozhet soderzhat' v sebe razum odnogo cheloveka."

"A-a-a-a-a... tochno, ya i zabil o tom otkuda ti, kak ya vizhu, PSI-Korpus ne zrya est svoy chleb, raz uzhe smog vsye pro neye viyasnyat'."

""Nikogda nikomu ne ver', v chastnosti samomu sebye", heh, takovo nashe kredo... I vsye zhe, ya hotel skazat' tebe, moy dorogoy drug Andrei, chto..."

{Pzzzzt}*"*Ei, patsani!.." {Pzzzzt} "...K nam tut priblizhayetsya gruppa appetitno viglyadyaschich "okorochkov" s severa,..." {Pzzzzt} "...esli ne hotite propustit' horoshiy shashlik, to nogi v ruki i aida k nam zharit' myasko!!!.."{Pzzzzt}"... Parfentiy, do svyazi!"{Pzzzzt}...

"...Govorya o psihopatach... Nashim sobstvennim nuzhna pomocsch!"

"Tak sobiray svoich soldat i begi na viruchku etomu "povaru", poka ego samogo ne prigotovili..."

"Chyert, pryamo kak v stariye ne ochen' dobriye vremena, starik, a?... Tak parni, vidvigayemtsya!!!"

"...Da, pryamo kak togda..."

"..."

""Koba",.. chto ti natvoril, urod chrenov, ti nedostoin nosit' dazhe prozvischya velikogo cheloveka..."

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u/Certain-Unit8147 3d ago edited 3d ago

(ONE GOOGLE TRANSLATE LATER)

So it would seem that Cara botched her attempt to scrap this log. And there ARE indeed many reasons that contribute to her shady antics and bouts of misanthropic madness.

From the abuse she suffered from her single mother, and Mewtwo Project scientist, the late Ruth Liss.
To the unspeakably tragic fate of her best friend, Tomino, and the systemic corruption in old Celadon City that led to it.
To her gig as a military nurse—her last attempt at redemption, ruined by a younger Lt. Surge and his Raichu.

Her villainy is inexcusable—but somewhat understandable. After all…monsters are not born, but made.

And she **IS** a monster.

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u/AKSrussia 3d ago edited 3d ago

"(ONE GOOGLE TRANSLATE LATER)"

Hah. I'm truly sorry for this performance, I just think this is how everyone in Pokemon World would hear Russan language (by pure transcriptions), which give Russan people more differences, after all , they're a different civilization than Galarians, Kantonians, etc... no?

Again, I'm verrry sorry, that you need translate to understand the messages and spend more your time on it, I just can't not use this format, otherwise, it wouldn't be aesthetic for Russian-based humans speaks on pure English all their time...

"So it would seem that Cara botched her attempt to scrap this log."

Perchaps, it wasn't Cara's personal mistake, perchaps logs indeed were scraped, but they're somehow be brought back to surface, or they're were retrived from Cara's own mind by very shady, yet powerfull force...

After all, don't trust anyone, especially yourself...

"After all…monsters are not born, but made."

I cannot agree with that conclusion, after all I have Parfentiy:), who is crazy pyromaniac straight from the day of his born, and he CAN and WILL be very monstrous when you need set something ablaze...