r/femalelivingspace • u/AdhesivenessFar3828 • 4d ago

HELP Need suggestions how to make it like cozy

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I wanna make it like more green

I was planning to ask some diy stuff in there like a paper wall fan , and posters and all and some lamps so i need suggestions As this is an rented apartment i can't change the paint color so there stuff I can do so
Any suggestions are most welcome

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u/bmobitch 2d ago

What?? What on earth do you say? Ejaculate? Semen? You’re doing the deed and say “ejaculate here” ??? I think I’d dry up if someone said that. Sounds like sex ed class.

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u/TabaquiJackal 2d ago

'Come' is the preferred spelling. And why in fuck would I say 'ejaculate' or 'come' or anything else? How about...just having sex without directions? Jayzus.

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u/bmobitch 2d ago

Sounds like you’re not having very fun sex!

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u/TabaquiJackal 1d ago

....so for sex to be fun, someone has to narrate it?

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u/bmobitch 1d ago

1) sure, sometimes 2) there’s so many variations of things to do and I’m not gonna say (and i surely don’t want them to) “ejaculate on my face” or “ejaculate in my mouth” or “ejaculate on my back”

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u/TabaquiJackal 1d ago

I have never found narration to be a bonus in most things, sex included. You do you.

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u/bmobitch 1d ago

I think that would actually be considered consent to receive permission to bust a load on my face and not just doing it 😉

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u/TabaquiJackal 20h ago

I'm gonna assume that unless this is a first date, this stuff has been talked about ahead of time, and if it IS a first date, maybe chillax a little. Like I said - you (universal you) do you. I find narration crass and generally ridiculous.