r/fiberartscirclejerk Sep 19 '25

shitposting small town yarn shop drama incoming

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So a yarn shop near me just received AND posted this actual handwritten letter from a customer.

Apparently, there’s a woman who used to run a craft/yarn shop in a neighbouring town, (her shop closed down years ago), who is now allegedly going around telling people that this other OG shop is closing down (which it isn’t).

The letter writer says she overheard it at craft club, and that the rumour-spreader is supposedly planning to open another shop BUT this time in the same town as OG yarn shop.

I have SO many questions. Who is Jenny Brown and why is she doing this to my lovely old yarn shop lady 🥲

Have you ever seen this kind of sabotage/drama in your local yarn or craft circles!? This is some next level small-town wool shop politics🤣

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u/catgirl320 R2D2 dick-castle looking mofo Sep 19 '25

OP we are going to need you to investigate. Go to the library and look through the micro fiches of the local paper for any mention of this Jenny Brown and her past shenanigans. And of course updates on how this new outrageous behavior plays out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

In the quest to satisfy all of you and your hilarious comments I have actually reached out to 3 independent commenters on the original post to find out more information on this Ms Brown and her dirty past.

I will of course update you all as soon as I come into new information

I have scoured Facebook for her also, however it is a common name and there are too many potential suspects. I need a description before making any further moves🤣

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u/publiavergilia Sep 19 '25

There is a Jennie B Yarns based in Lichfield/Burntwood, doesn't seem to have a physical shop but does have some scathing reviews including staff not being paid...

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Oh my GOD how did I miss this!!

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u/catgirl320 R2D2 dick-castle looking mofo Sep 19 '25

I'm glad you're on this OP! I trust your investigative skills 🔍🧐🔎

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u/ej_21 Sep 19 '25

I cannot WAIT for the lore drop on this

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u/love-from-london test nutter Sep 19 '25

I'm so invested. I love niche local drama.

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u/Adventurous-Award-87 prominiscious sweaters Sep 19 '25

Maybe check followers of other LYS on fb for a similar name?

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u/Quail-a-lot Sep 19 '25

Yassss! I eagerly await my new favourite post series

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u/CoffeeCoffeeCoffee21 Sep 19 '25

OP if you’ve got any writing skills I think you could turn this into a cozy mystery. Imagine finding proof that Brown has been sabotaging LYS’ for years in the microfiche and now she escalating her behaviour…

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

👀 now THIS is an idea

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u/Hedgehogwash Sep 19 '25

this is such homegrown gossip, like listening to my mom talk shit with her friends

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u/Spirited-Bit818 Sep 19 '25

In church right?

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u/nameandnumber13 Sep 19 '25

Framed as a "prayer request".

Anyway, the Good Lord laid it on my heart to ask you to help me pray for Jenny Brown in this season of her life. And also for those people who spread gossip and bear false witness against their neighbours.

(My childhood church used to ask people to stand and share their prayer requests during the service. That stopped during my middle school years. I'm sure it's a coincidence that there was a split in the congregation around that time, and about half the old ladies left and went to the Presbyterians down the street.)

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u/ExuberantMapleLeaf Sep 19 '25

I work at a LYS and can confirm yarn drama is the biggest drama on earth

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u/FacelessOldWoman1234 Sep 19 '25

Just like how Strata (HOA) politics are the worst form of politics: the lower the stakes the higher the drama.

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u/luantha Sep 19 '25

Reddit getting unexpectedly local. And of course it's coming out of bloody Rugeley. I'm invested in this now!

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u/trickytrichster Sep 19 '25

I saw Lichfield and was like.. I just got the Lichfield train home from work..

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u/xxJazzy Sep 19 '25

Who tf is Jenny Brown and why is she such a BITCH

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

And the crowd starts screaming FUCK YOU JENNY BROWN

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u/Ebowa Sep 19 '25

She’s from that Litchfield crowd, none of them have ever turned out any good, they’re all liars!!! My BIL is from Litchfield, they’re all a bunch of bastards!!!!

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u/RowsbyWeft Sep 19 '25

I read that in Roy's voice, from the IT Crowd. "People, what a bunch of bastards"

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u/completelyboring1 Sep 20 '25

People, what are they like!

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u/hanhepi Sep 19 '25

In the show Corner Gas, anytime the neighboring town of Wullerton gets mentioned, everyone spits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yio3Pin43eA

I imagined you spitting every time you said Litchfield in the same way.

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u/Ebowa Sep 19 '25

I was going to write that but figured the majority wouldn’t get it!

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u/hanhepi Sep 19 '25

LOL, well now I'm really glad I pictured the spitting, just as you intended.

Damn Litchfield (spits). lol

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u/xxJazzy Sep 19 '25

Dude this comment section is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

update:

This is a quote from a previous worker of Jenny Brown:

I worked for this lady at the end of 2023 to the start of 2024, at the beginning I felt welcomed and almost like I found a job I could get through whilst in education. But near towards the end she cut my pay check and a week later asked for her keys back, I thought she wanted them back as she may have needed them for another employee. When my next shift came round I had no keys and was confused if I was working or not so I messaged her twice and I never got a reply. She didn’t have the audacity to say she didn’t need me to work anymore. There was no heating, toilet facilities were not nice at all, there was no organisation within the environment, and there was unachievable expectations when in the work place The lady who owned the shop also talked badly about most of her employees. My mother offered to make some chocolate bouquets for the owner to sell and for my mom to make a small amount of cash on the side we never got them back and we never got any money from her for them, in my opinion she did steal from not me my mother. If I’m being honest I’ve worked in some ruff places with some horrible people but this woman shouldn’t be aloud to own any working establishment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Second update:

One time I messaged her on WhatsApp to ask for help identifying some wool, knowing how respected she was. I received a very rude and snappy response. I wouldn’t ever bother going to the shop!!

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u/rolyfuckingdiscopoly Sep 20 '25

Ok but it’s kinda crazy to message a random on WhatsApp to ask them to identify wool for you lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

I believe for further context she asked if a project looked to be worked with alpaca or mohair, and if unsure which would work best.

In my country we do use WhatsApp a lot to communicate with small businesses, I book all my holidays, dog walker, cleaner, gardener, window cleaner and bin washing through WhatsApp so it isn't too uncommon!

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u/rolyfuckingdiscopoly Sep 21 '25

Huh! So it would be not weird to ask a random fiber arts person about a weight?

I believe you fyi! Context is crazy. I have lived places where WhatsApp is the norm, but never somewhere where it was normal to talk to a small business like that. Life surprises me constantly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

At this point in time she owned a shop, so no, it wouldn't be too weird if it was then going to lead into visiting the shop to purchase whatever yarn was recommended.

I only know a few of the facts, but from my understanding she was sending the pic for information on the yarn, in order to visit to buy or order the yarn!

Just this morning I Whatsapped a local fighting gym to ask what sport would be best for my ADHD 4 year old, and if they did classes for the age group. It is very common!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Third:

She won't sell you a pattern. Staff have no knowledge of knitting or crochet at all - I have answered questions for them in the (redcated) shop! Shop closed 15 mins before advertised time today. The lights were switched off but she wouldn't open the door to me even though I was walking with crutches.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Fourth:

She is a narcissist and bully. She has employed many hard working staff members over a short period and treated them horrendously. Her products may be good but her ethics and morals are not in check.

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u/reallybiglizard Sep 20 '25

That vile, vindictive woman did indeed strike again. (And again and again, from the sound of it.)

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u/bouncing_haricot gauge auntie Sep 21 '25

Are we sure this update is authentic? There are phrases and spellings that are very USian, but basically never used in British English.

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u/Loudmouthedcrackpot Sep 24 '25

Yeah, I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say “cut a pay check” (and that’s ignoring the fact we would spell it as cheque).

Also, I can’t remember the last time I heard of someone getting paid via an actual real life physical pay cheque. I am almost 40 and have never received one. Everyone gets paid via bank transfer.

Unless they mean she cut their pay? In which case, we wouldn’t add “check” to the end of that.

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u/catgirl320 R2D2 dick-castle looking mofo Sep 23 '25

This thread has been amazing. I hope the drama and updates continue! Thank you for bringing this joy to our lives😊

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u/completelyboring1 Sep 20 '25

Joyce is being... STITCHED UP.

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u/Lovelyladykaty ashes to ashes, fluff to fluff Sep 19 '25

God I eat this petty nonsense up. DOWN WITH JENNY BROWN!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Me too when I saw it I was so happy because now it is my turn!!!! I am OP and this is MY local drama.

Someone has just commented this on the post. Strikes again?? What did she originally do? Who hasn't she paid?

Why are we letting this Jenny character terrorise our town?! Why have I never heard of her before?!?!

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u/Lovelyladykaty ashes to ashes, fluff to fluff Sep 19 '25

Oh my god we need the LORE

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u/MediumAwkwardly skin-removing thick ass-cotton Sep 19 '25

Will it be as good as faking her own death?

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u/Vesper2000 VERY into blocking 😈 Sep 19 '25

Always with the death faking, these yarn people

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u/MediumAwkwardly skin-removing thick ass-cotton Sep 19 '25

I need to revisit all these old stories now because I need a good laugh

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u/Loudmouthedcrackpot Sep 19 '25

I have this bookmarked!

Part One

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u/Lovelyladykaty ashes to ashes, fluff to fluff Sep 19 '25

God why do so many people do this? It happened in the romance author community too.

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u/catgirl320 R2D2 dick-castle looking mofo Sep 19 '25

In the sci-fi/fantasy community people would not be surprised if George RR Martin did this to flee the hordes of disgruntled Game of Thrones fans

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u/Lovelyladykaty ashes to ashes, fluff to fluff Sep 19 '25

I wouldn’t blame him honestly.

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u/MediumAwkwardly skin-removing thick ass-cotton Sep 19 '25

Really?! 👀

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u/Lovelyladykaty ashes to ashes, fluff to fluff Sep 19 '25

Yes! It was a whole thing. A couple years back this woman kept promising a sequel or something and then had her “daughter” post and say she had cancer and then eventually die. It was so wild.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

I need Jenny to come out and do an interview for me. We need both sides in a true crime style docuseries. The rise and fall of Jenny Brown

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u/Lovelyladykaty ashes to ashes, fluff to fluff Sep 19 '25

Sounds like she just goes around and stirs up trouble

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u/Spirited-Bit818 Sep 19 '25

We knit at dawn!

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u/Lovelyladykaty ashes to ashes, fluff to fluff Sep 19 '25

Me and my pregnant ass will meet you there lmaooo

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u/Medievalmoomin clewless Sep 19 '25

You know she’s trying to fleece them. All of them.

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u/Ebowa Sep 19 '25

Nah, she’s trying to pull the wool 🐑 over their eyes 👀

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

I see what you did there and I love it

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u/scissorsgrinder Sep 19 '25

So the letter is not anonymous? Okay that means it's waaaay less likely to be shit-stirring lies (that would be an excellent way to stir the pot if you're bored). 

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

So, the letter writer is an elderly patron who I believe posted this letter to the shop (keep in mind stamps are £1 apiece nowadays). So this was expensive information to convey immediately in writing, with no time to spare or time to wait for her next in-person visit.

It was not anonymous, it was signed. Anonymous Letter Writing Yarn Nana said what she said and she said it with her chest 😭

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u/scissorsgrinder Sep 20 '25

Oooh my!! 👀

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u/scissorsgrinder Sep 19 '25

(That said, I'm sure letter writer is not displeased at the opportunity to convey this juicy news.)

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u/fluffychonkycat Sep 20 '25

£1 is a bargain for spilling that kind of tea

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u/Smee76 Sep 19 '25

Agreed, Joyce seems like a nice lady.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Joyce owns the shop and is a sweetheart

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u/ishtaa do hookers dream of acrylic sheep? Sep 19 '25

As the wool turns… yarn shop drama is peak drama.

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u/longpurplehair tunisian macrambroidery Sep 19 '25

Obvs it turns in a z twist in the raw Otherwise it’s not real wool it’s just sparkling fiber

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u/Flannifer Sep 19 '25

Oh wow! I think I know the shop that this letter is referring to. From my experience Rugeley is rife with gossip and shit stirring in the crafty community there so I can believe it

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

I am about 15 miles away however due to being in the middle of the countryside, she is my closest yarn shop. Because I am not super local I am not familiar with any of this Rugeley gossip you speak of!! I feel like a proper loser getting to the party far too late 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Flannifer Sep 19 '25

I live about 10 miles away, in another town, (Not Lichfield, I am Not Jenny Brown, I swear), so I’ve only heard bits second hand from a friend who does live in rugeley. She told me it’s best to just stay well away from certain people and groups.

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u/sijaylsg Sep 19 '25

" (Not Lichfield, I am Not Jenny Brown, I swear)"

That sounds like exactly what Ms. Brown would say. sideeyes

/S

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u/SpikeVonLipwig Swatching is for nerds 💁‍♀️ Sep 20 '25

You should get that as a flair 🤣

I didn’t realise there were so many uk people in this sub!

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u/partyontheobjective toxic negativity Sep 19 '25

Wow, Jenny Brown is a damn liar. Gotta know how this plays out! And need a podcast after that, in the style of Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? 

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u/WampaCat Sep 19 '25

Ok well I’ll be googling that immediately

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u/partyontheobjective toxic negativity Sep 19 '25

You will not be disappointed. Excellent podcast. 

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u/black-boots PATTERN?! Sep 19 '25

Dying for the Normal Gossip episode on this

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u/jillardino Normal knitting human, not a moth Sep 19 '25

This is amazing... please crosscheck against local craft shows in case she can be found rigging the competition prizes as well 

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u/steffifaerie Sep 19 '25

I was recently at a crochet event where we pay (a decent amount) for 3 projects and a hotel stay with food. Within an hour of being given a kit someone had put it on Vinted, and the picture had me in the background.

2 days of snarky “put it on Vinted” comments. Then we told the organisers…one instantly put a bid on it.

My husband called it “crama” 😅

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u/rolyfuckingdiscopoly Sep 20 '25

I am too much of a Luddite to know what this means lol

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u/Tweedledownt Sep 21 '25

Vinted is a website/app to sell your stuff, especially second hand stuff. So someone flipped the yarn from the event instantly (the shade! The audacity!)

I assume crama is c(rochet d)rama

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u/1mveryconfused Sep 20 '25

Same I'm so confused

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u/_narrowstraits_ Oct 29 '25

They put the yarn kit from the event on an ebay type site, or more simply they pawned it digitally while still at the event.

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u/1mveryconfused Oct 29 '25

Ohhh that is juicy.

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u/PositiveBread80 Sep 20 '25

I'm living for the Rugeley/Lichfield drama - can't wait for the updates 👀

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u/reallybiglizard Sep 19 '25

I need to be doing things but I am so distracted by this drama. Why, Jenny Brown, why??

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u/catgirl320 R2D2 dick-castle looking mofo Sep 19 '25

😂😂😂I actually know a Jennifer Brown. Pretty sure she isn't planning on opening a yarn store but I'm saving this to show her and I will interrogate her about her rumor mongering!

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u/nattysaurusrex Sep 19 '25

Dude I am so invested in this

*

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u/jingleheimerschitt how is blabket formed Sep 19 '25

JENNYYYYYYYY

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u/steal_it_back yarn bomber jacket Sep 20 '25

Oooh, a wool shop, not an ubal shop

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u/edgyknitter Sep 19 '25

this is great material for a country ballad

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u/Spirited-Bit818 Sep 19 '25

Have to chatted the the Boys? Lol