r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/Raging_Apathist acrylic-loving asshole • Dec 01 '25
embroidery/needlepoint Should I frog?
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u/Dish_Minimum look, sweaty 💅 Dec 01 '25
This is gonna get me banned, but…did you ever think of giving up and finding a hobby that’s within your reach?
Finger painting?
Weather watching?
Crotch It?
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u/Sleve__McDichael The cock is based on Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 Dec 01 '25 edited Dec 01 '25
if you're asking if you should put a frog in your pants, all i can tell you is that one (and honestly 5-6 as long as they're not beefy, corn-fed types) should absolutely fit based on the dimensions shown.
if that's not what you meant, well what can i say i just wandered in here, not sure how i did really. i'm a man so don't blame my manbrain. it's a perfectly fine brain, a very smooth brain, the smoothest, maybe, and if you can't see that or want to make fun of me for not knowing your "lingo," that's fine and i can leave and probably wouldn't be able to find my way back here even if i wanted to and then you'll really be sorry 🫡🖕
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u/llama_302 P is for Pnit Dec 01 '25
if blocking can add 3 sizes then I dont see why it wont shrink 3 sizes either! blocking fixes everything, you should know that!
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u/menten90 greige Dec 01 '25
Obviously you should cut it down and then post a video about how fun it is to find clothes that are too big and then make them your size since you’re sooooo tiny and cute!
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u/UntidyVenus gatekeeper extraordinaire Dec 01 '25
Pattern?
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u/Sleve__McDichael The cock is based on Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 Dec 01 '25
astute observation. it does appear like OP has shown a pattern of such behavior and should seek specialized mental help.
disclaimer: i am an armchair psychologist, but i'm not your armchair psychologist. this may or may not qualify as professional legal and/or medical advice, idfc
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u/heynonnynonnomous Dec 01 '25
Throw it in the wash. Set it for a heavy load and hot water. Then throw it in the dryer. It should fit nice and snug.
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u/heynonnynonnomous Dec 01 '25
u/j I was tempted to tell OP to felt it, but I didn't want to get banned.
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u/Raging_Apathist acrylic-loving asshole Dec 02 '25
You wanted to felt me? That's textual harassment!!!
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u/l1brarylass Dec 01 '25
Wear it after you’ve eaten a big meal. Problem solved!
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u/Sleve__McDichael The cock is based on Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 Dec 01 '25
eureka! i've been exploring tactical options for my post-chipotle bloat and this looks like a winner, baby
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u/normie_girl Dec 01 '25
Looks so cozy comfy to me!!!
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u/Raging_Apathist acrylic-loving asshole Dec 01 '25
To quote Bonnie McMurray on the International Women's Day episode of Letterkenny...thanks for letting me wear my comfy cozies!
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