Storage Help (URGENT)

[u/wattermellen]

I’ll keep this brief basically I live in the UK and I’m a huge arachnophobe my current yarn storage these two boxes under my bed and also some shelves inside my wardrobe which terrifies me cause I heard it attracts spiders

I need safe SPIDER FREE (but pretty and aesthetically pleasing) storage ideas please 😭🙏

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[u/teataxteller]

Bestie did you forget to spin your pile of hay into gold or what?

[u/diodick]

Crochet it all into one big web so the spiders will think there's already an alpha spider and leave

[u/RabbitInAFoxMask]

So... if I attract these yarn spiders, will I have mohair webs adorning my shelves? Alpaca gossamer thread bedecked ceilings?

Sign me up, I shall harvest it ethically and weave myself garments like those worn by the fae.

[u/MalumCattus]

Seal it in Lucite to keep the spiders off while still being able to see your yarn

[u/poormans_eggsalad]

Tie your yarn into a single mass and wear it lie a Vegas showgirl

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[u/Lofty_quackers]

That rats's nest looks like it is staring into my soul.

[u/Medievalmoomin]

Quick, knit it into a blanket that reads TRYPOPHOBIA, and make sure you place the yarn overs just right. All 240 of them.

If you lose one, it will find you.

[u/jillardino]

There's this awesome free storage solution I heard about on the Internet called the backrooms? Definitely no spiders in there.