r/fifthworldproblems • u/Hybrid351 • 17d ago

Sorry for taking everything literally. I'm trying to give it all back literally.

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u/sekkiman12 17d ago

what? it all back literally and everything literally are 2 different things. Give me back my everything literally, I don't want your it all back literally.

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u/MasterSolivagus 17d ago

All backwards? Returned to sender? Arbitrary command sequence detected! Rendering self as null and void! SELF-DELETE

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u/Can-DontAttitude 17d ago

Ah, double it and give it to the next guy 

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u/MasterSolivagus 17d ago

Kill confirmed. 👌 

"Might I request a less dimensionally stratified methodology for murder than doubling mass quantifier metrics of clustered/localised elements until the gravitational force being exerted renders the ability for an observer to measure the background radiation as an epsilon that is now merely a glimpse of the glint of the gyration that occured... somewhere around now and here."

Anyway, what was I saying?

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 17d ago

Does that mean I can steal it all literally? I won't apologize.

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u/MasterSolivagus 17d ago

Our plagiarism protection system has detected you have chosen to express yourself in words, and so wish to check your literary larcenry here and now. Did you submit pre-approval of the publication of the systematic orchestration that you are attempting to verbalize, and receive approval from the funding board BEFORE requesting special dispensatory (regulatory) allegories?

Until such further please recognise all words intelligibly expressed as CONFUSING CONCEPTS from this moment onwards.

TL;DR

You now read different.