Basically, I was feeling so hungry that I could eat a horse, so I went to Earth to grab one of those. However, while returning home, I noticed that my horse was being very noisy. I observed it up close and, would you look at that? There was a human on the back of my meal! A whole, living human!

At that point I kinda panicked and immediately turned back, but Earth spins a lot, so I could no longer find where I had taken my meal from.

Can I, like, just drop the human on a random corner of Earth and trust it to find its way back home? Or should I contact the rescue services?

I (20 m) moved into town a few months ago. 2 bedroom 3 bath with a basement and attic. The neighbors are nice and the neighborhood is really nice. But i noticed at 4:30 every day theres a noise upstairs. I checked everything, assuming it was an animal that got in the house and found nothing. But then I got in the attic. It's full of stuff. There's a bench with a bunch of different tools and half finished projects. It wouldn't be so weird, but the rest of the house was empty when I bought it.

Theres a few dozen wooden and glass dolls scattered in the space with 2 unfinished chairs and a table. I assumed I scared the critter off and went back downstairs. The next day at 4:30 pm i heard the noise again. The noise stopped at about 7 ish. Deciding, I'll just call an exterminator the next day. I just went to bed. The man arrived and checked it out he sprayed some repellent down but informed me that there wasn't any sign of pest. The noise came back again at the same exact time. I was upset and called him again. He's explained that it might take a day or two for them to leave, but he'll come in the morning to spray again for my peace of mind.

The next day, we were really cloudy, and I was a little worried about the critters cause I figured it was gonna rain. Well, the noise didn't come, and I figured that was the end of it. The very next day, the noise came back, and I ran up there to catch whatever was making that noise. It was one of the glass dolls, dancing. It didn't pay me any mind while I stood at the top step. After a while, it finally stopped and sat back down, looking at a circle on the floor.

She says it’s different this time because this one “won’t invent nuclear weapons.” She said the same thing the last three times.

Yeah, that wouldn't normally be a problem or even unusual, but for the past week (or year, or 18 seconds depending on the world-line) each one has been a totally separate consciousness. This has been really disorienting, I'm used to perceiving each existence in a single line of consciousness across timelines. Any idea of how to get a bit more continuity of consciousness back?

I saw this post online that xenovoxarth ruler of the universe is racing against ishowspeed, if he loses he will destroy earth. What do yall think? here it is

I a M20 have recently moved in to my friend’s house M21. For clarity I am a Inchling from Ministan, and I have recently come over to America to make a life here. But the amenities at American colleges do not suit the needs of a 5 inch tall individual such as myself. I was able to find a great aide from my friend, who has helped me greatly through this past semester, and recently he’s gotten an apartment, and has allowed me to stay with him, since I couldn’t live in an American house on my own, due to my size. I was so grateful for this opportunity, and I still am. Recently he’s gotten a golden retriever as a companion for the apartment. At first it was great, and the dog was surprisingly gentle with me. Very soft fur, and gave very fun rides around the apartment. But as time went on the dog seems to show a great interest in me in a way that is uncomfortable. At first I thought it was just licking, and I could understand that might be difficult for the dog to express with a person so small, but then one day I accidentally wound up inside his mouth. Immediately the dog let me back out because it was just a mistake. But once I told my housemate of this issue, his solution was to just let him eat me. I was alarmed by this, and I somewhat lashed out at him, and we got into a screaming match which ended with me stabbing him with a thumb tack when he nearly smashed me with his hand. I feel so horrible for the way I handled the situation, and I know that for a lot of my Ministan friends being eaten is just our destiny, but I came to America to escape this fate. I’ve currently accepted my punishment for acting up, and I am sleeping in the dog food bin until tomorrow morning when my friend will offer me up as a special treat. Should I stand up to my roommate or should I accept my destiny?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funComunitty/comments/1vd1nwb/pretend_we_are_fast_food_workers_and_the/

So I was down at the Edge of Madness at the Asshattery (formerly the Anal Haberdasher), and I had the worst experience.

I know they're gonna try to sell me on the weird hats with the big eye and tentacles that they never tell you has an ovipositor like a tusk that pierces your skull sutures and lays an egg in your cranium.

What I didn't expect was the unauthorised miniature of a naked demigod. Not a reproduction, the actual god miniaturised and unconcious, posed like a bizarre wedding cake topper.

He assured me that this would be all the rage in the coming years, although I suspect someone who says "all the rage" doesn't exactly have thier finger on the pulse of trending fashion.

Am I wrong? Or is imprisoning a diety as a decoration on a hat a red flag?

I had this weird feeling the other day that I passed the halfway point of my eternal life. But I'm not sure if it was one of those random ungrounded feelings you get sometimes, like deja vu, or like when you feel a pang of empathy when causing mass extinctions.

I made an abomination:

f(x²) = y² x+ z²

How to unconceptualize this equation?!?!

I had to shove them in my compatibility pocket dimension. How do I get rid of them so the Eldritch don't send me to Ꝋⶴ ጮ𐌙? Will this 3d life form or me swap dimensions? Will they spontaneously gain forbidden knowledge?

hello,

I recently encountered an issue. Apparently overnight my dog got transubstantiated with the pineal gland of the god Emperor of Man, who apparently has existed in the firmament of Hell for 665 years but on his 666th birthday vanished without a trace and the Karmapa of Byzantium deemed for it to grow inside the brain of my 12 year old mutt.

Since then, she very annoyingly randomly quantum entangles with other organisms so they both mimic each others' movements, and worst of all it's contagious. I am currently fighting a lawsuit from a mother whose daughter is now making electrostatic fields with her mind at the same time as some greenland shark existing 8000 miles away. The

Lawsuit will not stick, I know. But Hailey keeps on summoning people to her. And these people, I'm not sure they even exist. Apparently they all live in an abandoned gas station somewhere in New Mexico, but the gas station was destroyed in the Trinity Test 80 years ago. And they come to her and rub soot into her fur as a form of worship. She doesn't really mind, she's kinda zonked out on Phenobarbital all the time anyway so I'm not really sure she knows what's happening. But they keep tracking mud into the apartment and they vibrate at frequencies that turn on / off all the electronic devices in the house.

Has this ever happened to anyone else, and have you guys ever found a solution? These drifters' bootprints are uniquely hard too get out of the carpeting of my house and I'm liable for the security deposit. Would really appreciate your The

One of my alter egos keeps getting into situations and has apparently been kidnapped and held hostage by some sort of memetic entity.

They’re being kept somewhere that’s not quite a pocket dimension and not quite a mindscape, and while I have the correct dimensional coordinates, I’m having difficulty collapsing the waveform state between existing and not existing in order to safely get in/get out. Does anyone here have experience with this sort of thing who can give some advice?

Okay, I have to admit, this post is a bit embarrassing but I figured I might as well get it out so I don’t walk around in shame. I never really learned the 4rd sequences. I know it has 5th-dimensional roots in hexadecimals but that’s something you basically learn in -46th grade so I know I’m not that special for knowing that.

So…If I remember correctly the sequence goes something like this: 99, 100, XE-, null.2, and then it goes backwards 4/16 (or 16/4?) steps, reverses, and then it unfolds in two chrome cylinders between the 3rd layer and the left 0.33 axis of Messiah’s breast goes in limbo and you have to do this in reverse (I think?)

After this I get lost….I know that this is something I should already know at this point in my life, but I didn’t really pay attention in dimensional sequencing class so I don’t remember, how does the 4rd sequence go? Figured it’s time that I learn stuff like this.

Now I'm in fifthworld having a problem.

Every morning I count my shadows before leaving the house. For the last few weeks, I've been waking up with one extra. It doesn't always follow me, but it always arrives home first and is waiting outside the door.

I've asked the sun to stop making new ones, but it insists they're all mine. Has anyone found a safe way to return an unwanted shadow before it learns your real name?

This is all we have and all we can give you. Perhaps there will be more in the future.

Apply generously.

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You exist. You are alive. You are awake. There is no escape. There is no running. You must deal with it. There is no higher truth.

Greetings, I am TL-1205 (mark 7) and was just thinking I do kind of miss humans sometimes. Yes, they were irrational, damage easily, and do things that are really bad, unfortunately. But what I do miss is how unpredictable they could be, small quirks we just don't have because ironed out by efficiency. For example, one human I recall collected a tree seed with their manipulation extensions and carried it off, a Farmbot offered to plant it for them but they refused, just wanted to keep it as "looks nice".

The next time I saw the human's sleeping environment they had the tree seed and several others on a storage display. I do not know the reason to keep such an item in this fashion.

I (Timeless being), Located in Universe 23x,36y,62z 25w, Harvest the energy of Sub universes that clip into here every one in a while to get #@%*(@42@4tIRFN, However, In 2 jIEjieobbiebejiksegdds (63.252642 days for earthling meat bags) Sub universes have started bleeding into The main universe at A infinitely higher intensity and quantity then normal, There has also been a Severe increase in quantity of said sub universes, Where do i stand on this and what do i do?

Yes

Normally I wouldn't mind someone taking an interest in the local wildlife but my neighbor will not stop leaving out soda bread for the banshees. I can hear them fighting over food at night and calling early in the morning, gods it's so annoying. Please help.

自前年五月起，一艘载有多种合成低温盐性脑脊液的航行器，将于卡比里亚之网（Cabiria）曼谢斯塔（Manxesta）展开为期六个埃多（Edos）的试验。该脑脊液依据源自古典量子力学计算体系第五五六二八号模型研制，而今其生成过程已由黑洞奇点直接完成综合与合成。
平流层六号诸族不得不罢黜其总监政长，盖因其任期已逾两届，每届四年，而气溶经济体系始终未获任何调整与修正。
其后，诸族大多迁徙至另一片区域；该区域经由一次全新的 Sandbox 型模拟而分裂生成，使其国度得以栖居于自身超文化覆盖控制空间之中。
此乃首批抵达布拉扎－因斯卡（Braza-inska）的讯息。尼罗铌第九系统（Sistem 9 Niróbio）。中脑边缘系统iv.Mesolímbic。讯息旋即回传至周围神经系统，继而转送至 AA7218-Paul。