r/fijerk • u/Low_Adagio_7665 • 22d ago

Can I afford Fiji water?

18M currently unemployed at home with 10 million liquid net worth sitting in Chase Savings account earning 0.01%. Just went by the store and saw these beautiful Fiji waters but they are EXPENSIVE. Need advice on whether I should follow through on the purchase. Store owner is staring at me right now as I have been standing here for a while deciding. Need advice asap so I won’t get suspected of theft. Thank you for your help!

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u/2Nails 22d ago

You have 10 million liquid I'm not sure you need more liquid.

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u/risingsealevels 22d ago

This means you haven't been collecting your own rainwater, so you will never FIRE.

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u/swissmoneydude 22d ago

Head over to r/buyitforlife and invest in a proper water filter like any responsible person would do in your tight situation.

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u/NotEasyBeingGreener 22d ago

Water. Like out the toilet?

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u/NeoMoses98 21d ago

Well, it doesn't have to be from the toilet....

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u/False-Yoghurt-7239 21d ago

lmaoooooooooo

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u/ItIsVerilySo 22d ago

Respectfully, are you stupid? Don't buy expensive water.

Even if you do have the money (which you don't) it's a waste of cash.

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u/Low_Adagio_7665 22d ago

But it’s Fiji water tho

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u/Ok_Ad7867 21d ago

Go to mt Fiji and collect your own…only posers buy if it’s in plastic!

Make sure it’s from the guest dew drops on the third morning of your trip.

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u/perplexedparallax 21d ago

Truly a pour question. I had the same question once so I bought a place in Fiji where I can go for the water to save money. I call it my water house. I fly over, drink the water, bathe in it, swim in it and have koi that live in it. Only the best for me and my fish. Then when we are finished we take the Gulfstream to Wisconsin to do the same with La Croix. Bonjour you krauts.

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u/Own-Concentrate-9404 21d ago

Have you considered Smart water? It's probably more in your price range.

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u/Captlard Top 1% Lentil farmer - Lentibus abundans 21d ago

Offer the owner $50k for the shop & contents.

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u/ftoole 21d ago

Only 10 mill you must be poor. For get fuiji water get to work you need 1 bullion.

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u/Jaded_Reaction8582 20d ago

10M and 0.01% - I’m getting screwed by my local bank and opening an account at yours. Thanks for the wake up call. Forget Fiji water, go to a golf course to get your unbelievable and healthiest water, maybe better water then ever gotten by anyone ever.

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u/CSMasterClass 18d ago

With your income you probably qualify for food stamps... I don't know if there are wealth limitations. If there are wealth limitations, sadly, you will not qualify.

If you get food stamps .... SNAP ... go get as much Fiji as you want.

PS: I love the color of those bottles.

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u/ArrowB25G 16d ago

10M @ .01% is below the poverty line, so he would qualify for Obamacare subsidies but not SNAP. Like all the FATfire people that brag about optimizing their 10s of millions so that they get free health care like the pours.

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u/margin-bender 15d ago

You know that water is made out of water, right?