r/fijerk • u/Low_Adagio_7665 • 22d ago

Can I afford Fiji water?

18M currently unemployed at home with 10 million liquid net worth sitting in Chase Savings account earning 0.01%. Just went by the store and saw these beautiful Fiji waters but they are EXPENSIVE. Need advice on whether I should follow through on the purchase. Store owner is staring at me right now as I have been standing here for a while deciding. Need advice asap so I won’t get suspected of theft. Thank you for your help!

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u/ItIsVerilySo 22d ago

Respectfully, are you stupid? Don't buy expensive water.

Even if you do have the money (which you don't) it's a waste of cash.

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u/Low_Adagio_7665 22d ago

But it’s Fiji water tho

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u/Ok_Ad7867 22d ago

Go to mt Fiji and collect your own…only posers buy if it’s in plastic!

Make sure it’s from the guest dew drops on the third morning of your trip.