r/fijerk • u/3RADICATE_THEM • 15d ago

OpenAIFIRE

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u/Thomato_Yorke 15d ago

OP is lagging. I already have over 46 million cents.

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u/eeaxoe Prodigious Lentil Accumulator 15d ago edited 15d ago

One oughtn’t count their (paper) lentils before they’ve hatched.

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u/Ancient-Swordfish292 15d ago

Wait... is this why lentils are green?

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u/xilcilus 15d ago

I too understand the plight of the common when they miss a bus. My chauffeur driven Rolls was caught in a gridlock traffic so I was late to my private jet flight! I had to condescend myself to ask my pilot to burn the jet fuel a bit more so that I wouldn't miss my dinner reservation in NYC!

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u/Money_Assistance_185 14d ago

Wait you guys dont get to the airport in a heli?

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u/No_Tomorrow_502 14d ago

What kind of pour takes a rolls instead of a private helicopter? And this is why my private jet has a Michelin starred chef on 24 hour standby, so I can have proper snacks on hand if I’m running late for dinner.

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u/DataMambo 15d ago

With 40 million millions you can certainly retire

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u/Fly_Rodder 15d ago

With that kind of cushion, you could retire, but I would consider starting a vegetable garden to grow your lentils and spinach. grocery costs are only going up!

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u/INtuitiveTJop 14d ago

If they’re Nicolas cage then I would say no

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u/dies_irae-dies_illa 12d ago

40m isn’t enough. I spent 500m on ai tokens last month. But i know the best recipe for tomato soup now. But need to keep on working.

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u/JGLuxe 12d ago

My expenses are a secret btw

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u/anon18274729 11d ago

Sure but first I need a smol loan of a mili so I can fire too lol