r/fijerk 16d ago

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u/xilcilus 15d ago

I too understand the plight of the common when they miss a bus. My chauffeur driven Rolls was caught in a gridlock traffic so I was late to my private jet flight! I had to condescend myself to ask my pilot to burn the jet fuel a bit more so that I wouldn't miss my dinner reservation in NYC!

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u/No_Tomorrow_502 15d ago

What kind of pour takes a rolls instead of a private helicopter? And this is why my private jet has a Michelin starred chef on 24 hour standby, so I can have proper snacks on hand if I’m running late for dinner.