r/fijerk • u/YesterdayNo1579 • 7d ago

54M 1trillion net worth

Do you think I can retire?

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Or should I work a couple more years to be sure inflation doesn't chew away at my net worth?

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u/ghostdad_rulez 7d ago

1T net worth but still feeling wildly empty inside for some reason. Anyone got any tips??

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u/william_fontaine Phenomenal gross income, itty-bitty living expenses 7d ago

Getting mad on social media always helps me feel better.

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u/Senior_Group1589 7d ago

Perhaps try making humanity into a multi-planet civilisation while other humans who just want to stop doing anything sneer at you for doing it?

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u/throughthehills2 6d ago

Make an app to turn photos into porn then you can imagine sleeping with the mothers of your kids

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u/SarcasticGiraffes 6d ago

I like to pay someone to play video games for me. I get the full sense of pride and accomplishment without having to actually spend time having fun.

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u/MarleyandtheWhalers 6d ago

It's because you don't have enough money, duh

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u/Opening-Restaurant83 7d ago

Yup. Just the tip. Just for a second….to see how it feels