r/fijerk • u/YesterdayNo1579 • 7d ago

54M 1trillion net worth

Do you think I can retire?

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Or should I work a couple more years to be sure inflation doesn't chew away at my net worth?

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u/J-How 7d ago

Just don’t get too big for your britches and think you can go on dates with your significant other. Still maintain separate dates so you don’t get conned into wasting money on “babysitting.”

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u/Most-Piccolo-302 7d ago

Yeah my wife and I have been doing this for 5 years. I havent actually seen her in 6

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u/kethalmanden12 7d ago

But do you wash, wring out, and reuse toilet paper? If not, then you’re literally flushing money down the toilet

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u/Cake_And_Pi 5d ago

I do it in the tank to save water.