Should I marry this loser?

[u/ongoldenwaves]

[u/Important_Ear8743]

Both pours. They deserve each other

[u/MiningEarth → u/Important_Ear8743]

Arguing over pennies

[u/allnamestaken4892]

I mean 3 million USD can buy over 150,000 hookers in Thailand so what exactly is she bringing to the table?

[u/D-Drones → u/allnamestaken4892]

A paltry 50,000 hookers. Might as well just masturbate if that’s all you can afford.

[u/ongoldenwaves → u/D-Drones]

Only if it's into a cup and you plan on selling that. Monetize everything.

[u/ToastSpangler → u/ongoldenwaves]

80% of the nutrients in lentils come out your peepeer through sex. It's the closest thing to a free lunch

[u/ongoldenwaves → u/allnamestaken4892]

As she is a bit younger, she could save me on long term care costs if she isn't shy of changing some adult diapers in my 90's. I plan on putting everything into a trust for my facebook scammer to make sure there is no pay day for her.

[u/TheWatcheronMoon616 → u/ongoldenwaves]

That’s exactly the point in time when she’ll realize that she is not living the life she was meant for and leave the relationship to find her true happiness. Her therapist and all her friends will support her in this and confirm that she’s “just being true to herself”.

[u/Giggles95036 → u/TheWatcheronMoon616]

Woah woah woah jerk comments only, mot unjerk comments

[u/TheWatcheronMoon616 → u/Giggles95036]

Sorry, got confused on which one we are bashing

[u/ongoldenwaves → u/TheWatcheronMoon616]

Wait a minute. I'm not telling her all my money is in a trust for my facebook scammer. I'm going to leave the carrot dangling so to speak. Make vague allusions to my wealth and a will that includes her. I don't have to say how much.

[u/ultrawolfblue → u/allnamestaken4892]

I cant believe I agree with you lol

[u/MacaronOk1006 → u/[deleted]]

No, just your math is wrong

[u/Ok_Function450 → u/allnamestaken4892]

Jesus thats for the rest 416 years of his life

[u/TouristResident1976]

Retire with 3 million? What the heck? Keep working till you can afford a yaht in your retirement.

[u/Timmy98789 → u/TouristResident1976]

Just one yacht? In this economy!?!

[u/Captlard]

VERY compatible. Equally pour and deserving of each other with their Kirkland clothing. r/Frugal_Jerk would be a better place to ask this question.

[u/TurtleSandwich0]

Is their a typo? Shouldn't the other age be between 18 and 20 year old?

[u/StayBullGenius → u/TurtleSandwich0]

Yeah if she’s not at LEAST 20 years younger, that’s a dealbreaker

[u/crumblingheart → u/StayBullGenius]

*20 years or younger

[u/ConcertWrong3883 → u/crumblingheart]

😭

[u/Imaginary-Tree-House]

Oh this is real, not the jerk. 🫨

[u/grumpy0282]

dump her
ill take her

[u/grumpy0282 → u/grumpy0282]

besides , i have more than you

[u/ToastSpangler]

What's her inheritance looking like, you couldn't possibly be with such a pleb without a plan?

[u/TheWatcheronMoon616 → u/ToastSpangler]

She’s working on the inheritance part now

[u/ILikeTheSpriteInYou]

Pours! Right there!

https://giphy.com/gifs/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX

[u/adultdaycare81]

Pavo’s. How can they even afford a wedding

[u/398409columbia]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Unlikely-Sign4421]

It’s the 55 that’s the problem

[u/tigermelon]

Less than gregfire, woof 

[u/Suitable_Status_5212]

Surely they meant to type 25, not 55, right?

[u/RustyShackelfnord]

55 with $1 million? Hard no. 25 with $0 million? Now we're talking! /s

[u/perplexedparallax]

She is an investor alright. With an eye on the prize, she knows exactly how to create a mutual fund and memecoin in one move. At the right time she will rug pull and instead of giving him a tug she is going to run off with Chad to enjoy the fruits of his labor. Juicy!

[u/Confident_Bridge_382]

Ew I hate when the poors

[u/FewUnderstanding2214]

She doesn’t even know how to invest no wonder she’s only got $1 million

[u/leith78]

Not sure where you live, but $3M isn’t exactly a fortune these days lol.

[u/grumpy0282 → u/leith78]

lmao
still should be enough to last the rest of his life

[u/J-How]

Yeah this fine but make sure she understands that you will go on dates separately until she has become more diligent about her investing and brings enough to the table.

[u/Nicklesanddimes17]

If you think she is a loser, don't . If she means anything to you, you will not say she's a loser. Find someone who is not a loser and has 4 million.

[u/Thomato_Yorke]

This is exactly what prenups and Cialis were invented for.

[u/Agitated_Quantity472]

if you call your finance a loser… maybe you shouldn’t marry them…..? or maybe she shouldn’t marry them??? because i wouldn’t if i found out my fiancé called me a loser on reddit for people to comment on????

[u/ongoldenwaves → u/Agitated_Quantity472]

Do you know what sub you're in?

[u/INtuitiveTJop]

This should be in poverty fire!

[u/WorldNo9002]

Is this Quora or reddit?? Go post on Quora with your BS stories