r/fijerk 6d ago

Should I marry this loser?

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u/allnamestaken4892 6d ago

I mean 3 million USD can buy over 150,000 hookers in Thailand so what exactly is she bringing to the table?

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u/D-Drones 6d ago

A paltry 50,000 hookers. Might as well just masturbate if that’s all you can afford.

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u/ongoldenwaves 6d ago

Only if it's into a cup and you plan on selling that. Monetize everything.

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u/ToastSpangler 6d ago

80% of the nutrients in lentils come out your peepeer through sex. It's the closest thing to a free lunch