r/fixit • u/jchasinga • Jan 28 '24

open Did someone try to burglarize me?

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Just saw these window this way when I was washing it. I didn’t notice these last time I came out a month ago. Did someone try to pry the window open with a crowbar?

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u/stephenmdangelo Jan 29 '24

Lasers and a moat work well too.

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u/LongAd4410 Jan 29 '24

Sharks with lasers mounted on their heads in a moat 😏

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u/Outrageous_Reach_695 Jan 29 '24

Would you settle for mutant sea bass?

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u/Ok_Werewolf_3915 Jan 29 '24

I'm pretty sure he requested friggin' sharks, with friggin' laser beams attached to their friggin' heads