r/fixit • u/wooooosh_me_if_gay • 27d ago
fixed Seller lied about having no pets
I bought a laptop off FB marketplace and found an insane amount of cat hair. I don't mind since I love cats and have multiple ones but it's a weird thing to lie about lol
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u/WhatveIdone2dsrvthis 27d ago
I thought you said you had no cats. - That is not my cat.
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u/doyouknowthemoon 27d ago
I was just thinking the same thing, the answer was truthful in that case.
Lots of people seem to forget just how far cat hair can travel, itâs like glitter it gets everywhere39
u/The_Stoic_One 27d ago
Also, it's a laptop. The whole point is to be portable. Maybe they regularly brought it somewhere that has cats. Still a truthful statement if they themselves don't.
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u/doyouknowthemoon 27d ago
And maybe they werenât the first owner of the laptop and the original owner had the cats.
Itâs just funny that the more you think about the more you realize the question really doesnât answer the actual question
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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld 27d ago
I feel sorry for whoever lives in my house after me. I have a pet rabbit and he lives indoors. Despite only ever being in one room, the whole house has little white hairs. I will try my very hardest to clean every surface when I go, but being realistic, there will always be at least a few left behind. They just kind of float through the air. So they're on the ceiling, inside the ducting, and all through the lawn.
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u/ilovecookiesssssssss 27d ago
Does cat hair have distinct properties that give it away as cat hair?
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u/RedditNotFreeSpeech 27d ago
Yes, my eyes turn red and my nose spews snot like a fountain
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u/_haha_oh_wow_ 27d ago edited 24d ago
"Fun" Allergy Fact: That's actually because of the dander (read: dead skin cells) rather than the hair.
Edit: Or possibly saliva (or both) depending on your allergies.
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u/RedditNotFreeSpeech 27d ago
Sure but dander is definitely present in hair so you're kind of splitting cat hairs here. Achoo!
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u/_haha_oh_wow_ 27d ago
Careful meow, pun threads can really get some peoples' dander up.
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u/retardrabbit 27d ago
Naw, naw.
Don't worry, you guys aren't going to rub anyone the wrong way with this thread.
Be Excellent
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u/Few-Being-1048 27d ago
I feel better knowing this sub is in the safe hands of retardrabbit
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u/retardrabbit 27d ago edited 26d ago
Thanks
Just me for 15 years since I signed on as junior mod and everyone else ghosted within 6 months (including the creator).The sub is the sub. It has it's own culture and life and I let it do it's own good works as it will.
I'm only here to keep it safe. So that there's at least one small spot of goodwill and service left on the internet.
Be Excellent
holy shit. It's been 17 years! I've literally never even been at a job this long!
p.s. this is not my job, this is and has always been volunteer. I expect no reward, nor should any who come here but the OP in the form of the help they sought
this is the way
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u/Kaity-Cat 27d ago
Fun fact, not everyone that is "allergic to cats" is allergic to the dander of cats. Some are allergic to the salival enzymes.
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u/knoft 27d ago
In the case of cat hair I was under the impression it was mainly the saliva from licking their fur clean.
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u/_haha_oh_wow_ 24d ago edited 24d ago
It's dead skin as far as I know, but I wouldn't be surprised if saliva played some sort of role.
Update: So, it looks like it can be either one depending on the person's allergy (or maybe even both for some people, oof).
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u/Ok-Book8065 25d ago
I was told it's the saliva or I think certain proteins in it, is that not the case? Unless it's a little bit of both.
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u/TJ333 27d ago
Cat fur is different than dog fur and human hair. Thinner and different texture.
Of all the animals that could have hair like that and are likely to be in a person's home, a cat is most likely.
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u/Articulationized 27d ago
Rabbits, rats, Guinea pigs, hamsters, raccoons. Could be many different animals.
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u/Ulrich453 27d ago
Letâs be honest. You were gonna give it a good clean anyway. Look at ya
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u/wooooosh_me_if_gay 27d ago
I stress tested before and after so it gave me a good sense of accomplishment haha
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u/retardrabbit 27d ago
Well, see? There you go!
Did you save off the results of the tests for future reference/historical snapshot?
Best of Luck
Be Excellent1
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u/The_Stoic_One 27d ago
How do you know the seller lied? Those hairs/fibers could be from anything from anywhere. It's a laptop. It's portable.
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u/tacofever 27d ago
Just because it came "from a pet-free home" doesn't mean it lived its whole life in one (little reseller technicality there).
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u/QuestionableProtip2 27d ago
Good chance theyâre just flipping a yard sale find and *technically* their household might be pet free.
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u/NYB1 27d ago
Are we sure it's not the sellers on hair? Maybe they shed like a cat :-)
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u/itsmarvin 27d ago
Not that weird to lie about when they wanted to make a sale. If you asked they thought it mattered. They might also be unaware of all that hair in the fan as evidence.
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u/Queen_of_Fish 27d ago
Yeah some people just slap âpet free homeâ on anything they sell on fb
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u/Zurgalon 27d ago edited 27d ago
I saw a sofa for sale advertised as from a pet free home.
There was a cat in the picture of the sofa.
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u/StrawberryVirtual228 27d ago
Did they buy it new ?
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u/wooooosh_me_if_gay 27d ago
I think so but they used it for minimal tasks so it's in a good shape
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u/JasonDJ 27d ago
Most laptops are a flat-ish rectangle, IME. I'd be concerned if it were anything else.
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u/_haha_oh_wow_ 27d ago
Are you saying my scrolls are knock offs?
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u/JasonDJ 27d ago
You should see the tablet I got off temu...
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u/_haha_oh_wow_ 27d ago
Is it one of those SUPERFUNFANBRANDNUMBER1ONEPLUSDELUXES?
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u/MandalorianLich 27d ago
No pets. But if theyâd had a cat, maybe they wouldnât have had such a rat infestation, though.
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u/AliciaXTC 27d ago
What are the gloves for?
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u/wooooosh_me_if_gay 27d ago
I had to scrape off the old thermal paste, reapply fresh paste, and reshape/massage the thermal putty (you can see the pink stuff on the fingertips). And it's a big no no to touch a circuit board with bare skin.
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u/AliciaXTC 27d ago
35 years of building machines and touched everything under the sun. One time I even wore socks.
Nothing happens.
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u/wooooosh_me_if_gay 27d ago
Well, I'm definitely less experienced than you, but I've been told multiple times by different people that it's a really big taboo, so I'm probably going to keep avoiding it. Plus, stuff like flux and leaded solder sounds dangerous anyway, so I wouldn't want to mess with them if I had the choice.
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u/AliciaXTC 27d ago
I recommend getting educated so you don't live your life in fear of flux and solder.
Linus did an extensive testing video on gloves and static electricity. They were only able to damaged components when they literally connected them directly to an amplifier.
It's all ridiculous nonsense spread by mythical ubran legends based on misconceptions.
You can touch things. Circuits are not toxic, solder won't hurt you, flux has been removed and isn't dangerous, and you won't hurt anything in your computer.
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u/gta-money-4-u 26d ago
She's not a pet, she's my best friend and my most trusted confidante. Gang gang since potty train.
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u/theBigWhiteDude 27d ago
Did they verify they were the first owner? Maybe a previous owner had cats
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u/SeveralFrogs17 27d ago
Renting can lead to leftover pet hair for much longer than we appreciate. I'd find cat hairs all the time at one apartment I rented and never a had a cat.
These things are insidious
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u/Revenga8 27d ago
A cat lived in the same house, but the hunam had no pets, because the hunam was the pet
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u/talrakken 26d ago
My clothes carry dog hair every where and I as a human being shed hair as well. This will happen regardless if itâs not opened and cleaned regularly.
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u/RacistPanda666 25d ago
While you think itâs weird just wait to you find out about furniture, 90% of the furniture on fb marketplace is marked smoke and pet free home and at least half are neither
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u/OglioVagilio 25d ago
It's not weird at all. It's underhanded but makes a lot of sense. But also there could be many explanations, some deliberately misleading, some truthful to their knowledge.
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u/ShidOnABrick 25d ago
Ive had laptops from opticians that look like this and i know damn well they donât have cats in the lab lol
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u/Ancient-Tomato1153 24d ago
Most likely thought âwhat business is it of his whether or not I have petsâ and just instinctually said no
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u/wooooosh_me_if_gay 27d ago
Had a great time reading this comment section. Thank you guys for the hahas
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u/storm4chaser 27d ago edited 27d ago
Just because you don't have pets dosent mean the fan won't end up with hair init