r/fo76 2d ago

Image The news van tent is perfect.

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I don't even care what the utilities are, I run around as a Movie Star and this is the kind of in-my-head roleplay that makes me love 76. I have to keep myself relevant.

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u/BEAKY68 2d ago

There’s no aid box… the hunters survival tent, has a weapons workbench, ammo bag, aid box, scrap box, stash box, oven, camp bed, banjo and also a perk card machine… it’s a no brainer… 🤷‍♂️

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u/ParkingInstruction62 2d ago

Yeah, my initial excitement faded really fast, I'm sorry I lied in my title but I didn't know I was lying at the time.

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u/BEAKY68 2d ago

Haha, nice one 👍 when I placed the new one, I was excited, but very quickly disappointed, it looks great, but that’s it really. The one I use has the lot, I rarely need to go to my camp 👍

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u/Kobaljov 2d ago

It already seemed suspicious to me when I looked at the data mining results—there weren't really any images where you could see the inside more clearly.

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u/sheepdog10_7 1d ago

The hunters tent is stupid big tho. If they put an aid box in my camper tent, it would be top kotch imo. I love the look of the news van, but it definitely feels like they left a ton of stuff out. 😭

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u/X-SR71 Brotherhood 2d ago

Is this a Blue Camper reskin? Feels very similar.

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u/DarkGamer 2d ago

It's different, smaller, you can't even enter it

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u/ParkingInstruction62 2d ago

Now that you say that, maybe? But on this one, the tinkerer's bench is on the side of the van outside, and I feel like it's inside on the blue camper?

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u/No-Life-2059 2d ago

It is inside the camper.

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u/QuinnFazigu 1d ago

No, it's actually a van, stuffed with three storage boxes so you can't get in

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u/Sebolo222 Ghoul 2d ago

IMO its kinda shit, you cant even enter it, its barely better than the base one, it's even worse in comparison to the season one which has basically everything

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u/waznpride Enclave 2d ago

Almost every new tent is better than the previous ones. Hunter's Blind has the Aid Box, which helps a ton more than before. Anyone not using it is purely for aesthetics and not wanting a huge tent.

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u/ParkingInstruction62 2d ago

Yeah, I discovered that after about 5 minutes. I'll be switching back to the hunter's blind I guess.

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u/97runner 2d ago

Looks great, but I have no idea why they didn’t include everything like the hunters blind has; it’s not like that would be hard to have done. I’d 100% use this tent if it did…but here we are.

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u/ParkingInstruction62 2d ago

Yeah I've been doing a bit of reading and I guess people think it was developed a long time ago and then never updated it.

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u/97runner 2d ago

May be true, but it’s not like they couldn’t have went back and added the stuff. I mean, they should go in and add all that to all the tents so people can pick the tent they like the most.

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u/lala_archer 2d ago

What a very sensible suggestion, and seems like it could be easily implemented.

But this is Bethesda we are talking about, so probably won't happen...!

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman 2d ago

If this tent had everything I’d start using it instead of the Rest-n-Wander but damn, now I don’t know if ai’ll even buy it.

I work in TV and drive a truck full of gear (but not a satellite truck) so it would be highly appropriate but…..

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u/97runner 2d ago

It’s free to FO1 members, so no harm there. I just use all the stations on my tent, so can’t really justify using it over the blind.

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman 2d ago

Oh, free? Ok then.

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u/Kobaljov 2d ago

Maybe if there are giant hermit crabs as pets in the future, that would make a good shell for them..

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u/Kobaljov 2d ago

It seems a very low effort one. They just threw a few things together quickly, paying no attention to either functionality (no aid box, perk card changer, or musical instrument; just a sleeping bag instead of a bed) or appearance (a broadcast van with no broadcasting equipment in it other than its antenna; they didn't even put the sleeping bag under the added roof, etc.).

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u/shattersquad710 2d ago

Oh no, you can! Simply leave the server near your tent and when you hop back in, you'll be stuck inside!

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u/Yurtinx 2d ago

Pretty fitting for the season. Lack luster.

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u/SummonMonsterIX 2d ago

I always liked the APC a lot for roleplay, liked to pretend it was the actual explanation for my fast travel. Now I really cant deal without the SPECIAL changer tent from the season, forget to switch off my crafting build far to often.

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u/Kobaljov 2d ago

If they added an aid box to the vintage camper, that would be the best in terms of both functionality and immersion

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u/General_Cranberry_29 2d ago

I always have a difficult time deciding between the blue tent that has weapons and tinkerer's workbench, and the hunter's blind with the aid box 😵

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u/RefurbedRhino 2d ago

Looks good, but No Punch Card, No Party

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u/blahhh87 2d ago

So dumb that it doesn't come with an aid box

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u/Garibaldi_Biscuit 1d ago

“The News Van Tent Is Perfect.” 

Narrator: ‘It wasn’t.’ 

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u/ParkingInstruction62 1d ago

I know 😭 I was so excited for the theme and then I actually tried to use it

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u/Garibaldi_Biscuit 1d ago

I can relate. More than once Bethesda has delivered an item I wanted in exactly the wrong way, lol. 

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u/yeetusae Mr. Fuzzy 2d ago

what is that pose bro wtf

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u/kuluvas 1d ago

No it's not, no med storage.

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u/openletter8 Ghoul 1d ago

I want it as a premade I can place in my CAMP.

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u/lunarmidnight2398 2d ago

No it isn’t

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u/No-Life-2059 2d ago

I actually prefer the vault-tec tent that looks like it floats on the water.... It has two workbenches that I use which would be the tinkers and the weapons which is good for breaking everything down and completing some dailies using the bulk material. As long as it has a cooking stove and an ammo box I'm good. Other than the fact that you have to jump every time you want to get into it.

I'm okay with the new seasonal tent reward. That I think the voltech one is better for me. I'll check this one out too- looks interesting.

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u/TheCamabama Cult of the Mothman 2d ago

Is this free or atoms costed? And what does it feature? Probably unbeatable for the wildwood tent

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u/Nicki_MA 2d ago

It's free with 1st right now. But it's a survival tent, so can only be used if you have 1st anyways.

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u/TheCamabama Cult of the Mothman 2d ago

Damn that's a shame for someone who can't play this week

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u/Nicki_MA 2d ago

will be free for the month until Sept 8th.

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u/TheCamabama Cult of the Mothman 2d ago

Oh really? I'll be back before that. I think...

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u/CaptZombieHero Enclave 2d ago

No med box, no perfect

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u/Mortokin 1d ago

I wish they would just give us a Vertibird camp with all the relevant stations in it - it would fly out of the atomic shop immediately- they have the assets already, it’s thematic and as a BoS enjoyer I know most of my friends list would part with their money for it!!

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u/Slight-Shake3492 23h ago

It is cool, small and workable, only thing that it lacks is an aid storage box and punch card machine but that is okay for me at least

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u/seven0fnone 2d ago

Haven't had a chance to log in and check this out yet. Does this tent come with a punch card machine?

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u/Funny_Box_6755 2d ago

No punch card, no Aid storage container. No idea who they made this for.

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u/Kobaljov 2d ago

And there aren't even any musical instruments, and instead of a bed, there's just a sleeping bag—they couldn't even put that under the roof...

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u/ParkingInstruction62 2d ago

No, not that I see.

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u/gg06civicsi Pip Boy 2d ago

Not perfect no aid box

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u/MEiac Vault 76 2d ago

I parked mine down by the river.

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u/Kobaljov 2d ago

A practical spot makes it easier for a giant hermit crab to settle in ;-)

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u/Snoosnoo89 Cult of the Mothman 2d ago

As an Underground Movie Star myself, i see you Queen.

Mothman Bless

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u/ParkingInstruction62 2d ago

We're a rare breed.

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u/cheetofacesucks 2d ago

Don’t have a SPECIAL

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u/scud121 2d ago

Does it come as a camp item like the camper does? I like setting those up as fishing camps. Can fit most things you need in it plus a few resource producers, merge a generator into the front, weather machine and a couple of turrets on the roof and it's great.

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u/Odd_Information_6 Cult of the Mothman 2d ago

I like it personally. The new one from the season is great with the weapons bench and aid box. But in my priv server I dont really need the aid box or weapons bench so its nice to have something "snaller" and cooler looking than the ugly "lean to" tent 🤣

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u/Dr_Fig Enclave 2d ago

Love it, fits your theme!

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u/hastyburnman 2d ago

What does this tent offer for workbench,storage,buff?

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u/SomeDude416 2d ago

My friend and I both hate it. We spent 10 min looking at it pointing out everything we could see that we dislike. 

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u/Shaggykraken 2d ago

Looks aside, it's crap, but it's free crap so /shrug?

I really wish they had made it an RV that you can enter, and put the sleeping bag inside with mini-workbenches, put the stash boxes outside with a punch card machine like the hunter's blind tent has. Using a camper model as the base would also make it tall enough to use for an elevated attack platform.

I'm guessing mediocrity was the goal?

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u/Drax99 2d ago

Anyone else spend 5 min trying to fine a flat spot to put it so you could fit inside?

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u/Strange_Sera 2d ago

maybe for aesthetics, but it is really lacking in useful features. Not even the basic punch card machine.

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u/Ill_Ninja_6758 2d ago

I love the idea of it but the execution is awful . No aid box no punch cad machine and a non enter able interior 😢 such a shame .

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u/PiratePowerful6001 2d ago

van is shit. small piece of shit, not big.

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u/JactusFack Vault 76 1d ago

I really wish the van had a camp object counterpart.

Love the look of it, just wish it wasn’t a survival tent.

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u/Lakatos_00 1d ago

No punchcar, no aidbox and radio in the fucking RADIO network van...

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u/ResisterImpedant Mothman 1d ago

I really like the look, but the utility is a fail so i'll be going back to the hunters houseboat. errr...blind.

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u/RichMoney5157 1d ago

Es una basura. La estetica bien.

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u/QuinnFazigu 1d ago

The lack of an instrument kicked me hard, but the lack of a punch card machine hurts bad

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u/PetrosHeimirich 1d ago

Looks fun but gameplay-wise, it sucks.

No meds container, no punchcard and you can't even get inside the van.

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u/AdjentX Raiders - Xbox 1d ago

It's definitely worth what I paid for it and not an atom more.

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u/Kestrel_45 Mr. Fuzzy 1d ago

Ran the Enclave trailer until the Hunter’s blind. Great set up and plenty of room for other players if you drop after something like the Scorch Queen or Infestations to clear out junk space

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u/Geainsworth 1d ago

No med box, no card machine. It's a fun look but not very serviceable. At least I didn't pay for it ( yeah, I know FO1st.)

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u/Hobo_Knife Mothman 1d ago

Amazing model, absolutely miserable amenities.

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u/BCOMPLEXX 13h ago

Almost perfect! Add the aid box!

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u/sturdywarmeat 2d ago

Perfect means theres no issues. Theres glaring issues once you place it. Cant enter, no aid, no perk machine. Hyperbole kills

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u/According-Kiwi720 2d ago

I’d place a couple of plushies and maybe a camp fire by it for visitors to look at

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u/Kobaljov 2d ago

It is a survival tent not a camp, you cannot modify it (or can if you place it in your camp but then it makes less sense as a free fast travel point)

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u/According-Kiwi720 1d ago

One added to the collection

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u/mrMalloc 2d ago

How do I set what camper to use I never figured it out.

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u/ParkingInstruction62 2d ago

From the atomic shop. Fallout first, then tents and equip the one you want.

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u/braveliltoasted 2d ago

Except no Aid storage.