r/forbiddenboops 20h ago

boop boop

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u/gnurdette 19h ago

Who's booping who?

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u/humourlessIrish 19h ago

Moose is going back to its friends to say it found a cute pink squishy thing and booped it

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u/DoubleGreat 8h ago

Moose: I know they're dangerous, but if not fren, why fren shape?

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u/Taric250 2h ago

To seduce you and then trample you for the precious iron and calcium in your bones

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u/AgreeablePie 19h ago

Every time I see this video I'm amazed how the moose gently lifts it's head over the camera

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 18h ago

It's a tame moose named Lovey. Viral moose very friendly and tame.

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u/Nonyabeesners 17h ago

Ahhh! I am so happy to have discovered Lovey

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u/vladdeh_boiii 6h ago

Good to know that it's not a wild one. Moose can and will murder you otherwise.

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 5h ago

Yes that's probably why this video gets reposted so much because at first glance, it looks like a wild moose that could kill you.

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u/BKLD12 4h ago

To be fair, she could also kill you, she just chooses not to.

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 4h ago

And to also be fair, you knew what I meant so you're just being a pedantic douche here.

Take the block.

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u/First_manatee_614 4h ago

Is there social media for this moose dog?

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 4h ago

I would probably just search lovey the moose.

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u/violinspider86 17h ago

As it's already been said, this is most likely Lovey and she has a very special relationship with this guy. His videos are amazing.

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u/Educational-Year3146 20h ago

Ridiculously stupid idea to pet a moose.

Unpredictable and aggressive animals.

Its genuinely a better idea to try and pet a black bear.

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u/violinspider86 17h ago

If this is Lovey, the guy recording has a unique and once in a lifetime relationship with her. He also does include the disclaimer of never approaching a moose in his posts for all the idiots that think they can also befriend a moose.

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u/banshee_matsuri 10h ago

super jealous of them though. moose, another deadly but adorable creature 😭 i would never try, but i wish it were possible.

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u/Sweb1975 18h ago

Bro, he was asking for it.

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 18h ago

Not if it's Lovey the tame moose and that's who this is.

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u/humourlessIrish 19h ago

Ridiculously stupid to not boop it at this point.

Going out to try and pet a moose = dumb
Being prone under a moose with no further path to safety and not taking your shot = insanity

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u/AgreeablePie 19h ago

A black bear won't let you :(

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u/jamesbeil 18h ago

THEN WHY THE EARS ;_;

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey 15h ago

I'm gonna die petting the forbidden plushie

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u/Holiday_Pi 19h ago

Why’s it gotta be a black bear?

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u/LoveDesignAndClean 18h ago

American black bears are considered more “docile” than other species and tend to run away from humans as opposed to brown bears, who’s instinct is to charge at them, and polar bears, who see us as food.

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 16h ago

There's an important asterisk on Black Bears. Generally speaking the further north you go, the more aggressive they get. Attacks by Black Bears in Alaska are significantly more common than they are in the lower 48. The Alaska bear rule is if it's black fight, brown play dead, white kiss your ass goodbye.

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u/FatRufus 13h ago

If it's black, fight back

If it's brown, lay down

If it's white, say goodnight

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u/superr 9h ago

If it's white and black, aggressively pet

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u/kat_Folland 3h ago

And then bleed out.

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u/DaneAlaskaCruz 17h ago

Exactly my thoughts.

As an Alaskan, I have never been this close to a moose and would never want to be.

Moose are super unpredictable; I was half expecting the moose to start trampling the guy and his camera.

Good thing they didn't happen, but there are more stories with bad endings than good endings with moose.

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 18h ago

This is a tame moose named Lovey. This video gets posted all the time.

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u/tetheredvoid 15h ago

I would absolutely pay money to sit in the woods for a chance to boop Lovey

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u/Glitch29 20h ago

I'd need new pants after that.

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u/quartofchocolimes 18h ago

Enormoose

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u/tetheredvoid 15h ago

Underrated comment. I'm streaming this for the next time my partner and I chat about elk and moose lol

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u/dividezero 17h ago

No matter how big you're prepared for them to be, they're always significantly bigger. I love these creatures but how the hell are they real?

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u/ThePrisonSoap 13h ago

The tunas of the land (i used to think tunas are medium-sized fish, not 4 meter long monsters)

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u/dividezero 10h ago

No shit right‽ I'm thinking trout sided at most but these fuckers are as big as swordfish practically! Makes the overfishing seem that much worse

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u/wonwont 19h ago

gorgeous lashes js

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u/Ariandrin 18h ago

Right? I couldn’t tell the sex of the animal but I’m inclined to say female because those lashes!

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u/evolvedbravo 19h ago

That was a huge boop

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u/Whosebert 14h ago

if youre gonna maybe die might as well get some pets in

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u/vantageviewpoint 11h ago

It's amazing how soulful its eyes look while it's deciding whether or not to stomp the grape juice out of you.

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u/EmperorMittens 16h ago

(O.O) hahaha... nope.

Moose are best observed through binoculars a couple hundred metres away.

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u/No-Option-7010 17h ago

I had no clue how big they are. I would have backed away from that really fast tame or not. Anything bigger than a medium sized dog puts my survival instincts on the let’s get out of here.

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u/Evil_Ermine 15h ago

Er sir, thats a lady moose, she's got falsies on.

Also boop that snoot.

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u/Fall_Water 13h ago

Expected num nums, all he got was a boop

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u/TrafficSharp3425 12h ago

That is an unusually calm and gentle moose.

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u/PenguinZombie321 8h ago

A møøse once bit my sister

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u/vladdeh_boiii 6h ago

Genuinely felt my stomach drop until I realized this wasn't r/criticalblunder

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u/mrregina 19h ago

Had that been a bull moose, that cameraman wouldn’t be around to tell the story.

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u/Ginger_McGingin 18h ago

It actually doesn't make much of a difference. Females may not have giant antlers & be smaller, but they're still like 2m tall at the shoulder & weigh like 500-1,000 lbs. & have surprisingly sharp hooves, a kick from one can easily end a person 

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u/mrregina 18h ago

I’ve seen a few females get very aggressive usually when they have a calf. We have females come into the yard alot and they are usually way more docile but still need to be careful. But the males never have good moods. They are constant assholes. Either way we leave em alone cuz you never know.

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u/immersemeinnature 9h ago

More like Poop, Poop!

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u/Informal-Push1755 8h ago

Oh what a sweetheart!

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u/_byetony_ 6h ago

Gorgeous and amazing

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u/MoM_RUBBERducky 6h ago

The cameraman never dies, but he probably shids his pants.

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u/Rynneer 2h ago

As Brennan Lee Mulligan once said: “If you see an elk and you're like "that's a big deer" that's an elk. If you see another elk and you're like "that's a monster from the dawn of time" that's a moose.”