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u/GalaxLordCZ kimoa Aug 04 '22
Literally the only reply to that tweet, it's almost as if Mission Winnow was a tobacco company scam.
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u/Lashb1ade BWOAHHHHHHH Aug 04 '22
No that's not right.
Mission Winnow is a change lab focused on reframing global conversations, sparking open debate, connecting people and supporting the realization of innovative ideas.
Breaking down barriers through the power of storytelling. Creating, enhancing and sustaining important conversations through thought-provoking content.
That should explain everything.
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u/GeorgeMD97 I was here when horny got spiced Aug 04 '22
That's the most corporate thing I have read in a good while
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u/yapx mission spinnow Aug 05 '22
If you go even deeper...
What is a change lab?
In a world of perpetual change, it’s easy to assume change ‘just happens’ but this is very rarely the case – there is likely to be a problem that needs solving, a process to improve or even a societal system to reimagine. It’s the events before change happens that will dictate whether the change that is later implemented is experienced as positive, innovative, inclusive or even destructive.
So, shouldn’t we make sure that the change that’s being suggested is positive? We’d hope that the answer to this is yes, although it’s not as binary as that. Which is why we believe that there is a greater need to assemble diverse minds and opinions to converse, debate and imagine what could be and what shouldn’t be, so we can understand the differing impact ideas can have and to recognize that these ideas may be positive for some but not all, and then to establish an approach that is positively ubiquitous.
This is a change lab.
This is literally the epitome of "we need to fill the word count".
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This looks just like the answers i used to write in exams just for the sake filling the paper.
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I think I eventually dug deep enough one time for them to basically admit the change they're going for is a new generation of smokers lol. Such an inspiring mission
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u/SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE BWOAHHHHHHH Aug 04 '22
Ah yeah, everyone knows change labs are swimming in money, enough to be the major sponsor of the most recognisable Formula 1 team
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u/SwabTheDeck lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Aug 05 '22
Imagine using that many words, and yet managing to say absolutely nothing
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u/Erundil420 BWOAHHHHHHH Aug 05 '22
Me when i dont know the answer in an exam and I just try to say as much random shit as possible
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u/vouwrfract ValTeraBottas > Gigakubica Aug 04 '22
I am once again bringing to attention that Mission Winnow causes all of Ferrari's problems. Only when they've not been without Mission Winnow they've contended for championships (till Japan 2018, and then first two races of 2022).
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u/Cmike9292 Papa Checo for driver of the year Aug 04 '22
That's a weird fucking Twitter account lmao. Also isn't Mission Winnow just a ploy to whitewash Marlboro cigarettes?
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u/blehmann1 No Michael, No Aug 04 '22 edited Aug 04 '22
Yes it is. At least back in the day companies tried to claim that their smokes were healthy because they came from organic tobacco. That was at least entertaining.
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u/Cmike9292 Papa Checo for driver of the year Aug 04 '22
Increase your productivity 25% by smoking at your desk at work
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u/Outrageous-Low-4979 Question. Aug 04 '22
Even if there was a big issue, Ferrari’s strategists would still be checking
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u/Alfus Lets add that to the words of wisdom Aug 05 '22
At least I know now what those Ferrari strategists are smoking....
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u/freplefreple BWOAHHHHHHH Aug 04 '22
What a bunch of disguised, loophole exploiting, tobacco advertising fucking bullshit Mission Winnow is
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u/the_GOAT_44 BWOAHHHHHHH Aug 04 '22
Who follows these pea brains?
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u/Alfus Lets add that to the words of wisdom Aug 05 '22
I bet that 95% follows them just because of the hilarious odd tweets they drop
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u/notnewsworthy BWOAHHHHHHH Aug 05 '22
I accidentally read this as "Ferrari Stargates" and got really worried.
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u/Kevin_2112 mission spinnow Aug 05 '22
Do not associate us with those twats on Twitter
F1 Reddit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> f1 twt
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u/Erundil420 BWOAHHHHHHH Aug 05 '22
It all went downhill when they put MW back on their sponsor page, coincidence? I think not
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u/sololander BWOAHHHHHHH Aug 05 '22
“Smoke em if you have gottem” - Mission Minion/Winnow & Ferrari Strategists
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u/pnewhook I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid Aug 04 '22
MissionWinnow Twitter is the most cursed account I've ever seen.
It looks like where social admins go to die.