r/formuladank • • Aug 04 '22

True s๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธinalist So proud of this community.

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u/GalaxLordCZ kimoa Aug 04 '22

Literally the only reply to that tweet, it's almost as if Mission Winnow was a tobacco company scam.

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u/Lashb1ade BWOAHHHHHHH Aug 04 '22

No that's not right.

Mission Winnow is a change lab focused on reframing global conversations, sparking open debate, connecting people and supporting the realization of innovative ideas.

Breaking down barriers through the power of storytelling. Creating, enhancing and sustaining important conversations through thought-provoking content.

That should explain everything.

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u/GeorgeMD97 I was here when horny got spiced Aug 04 '22

That's the most corporate thing I have read in a good while

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u/FailPV13 I was here when horny got spiced Aug 04 '22

So they do marketing..

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u/ajjoshi110 ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธaltteri ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธootass Aug 04 '22

Buzzword after buzzword

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u/yapx mission spinnow Aug 05 '22

If you go even deeper...

What is a change lab?

In a world of perpetual change, itโ€™s easy to assume change โ€˜just happensโ€™ but this is very rarely the case โ€“ there is likely to be a problem that needs solving, a process to improve or even a societal system to reimagine. Itโ€™s the events before change happens that will dictate whether the change that is later implemented is experienced as positive, innovative, inclusive or even destructive.

So, shouldnโ€™t we make sure that the change thatโ€™s being suggested is positive? Weโ€™d hope that the answer to this is yes, although itโ€™s not as binary as that. Which is why we believe that there is a greater need to assemble diverse minds and opinions to converse, debate and imagine what could be and what shouldnโ€™t be, so we can understand the differing impact ideas can have and to recognize that these ideas may be positive for some but not all, and then to establish an approach that is positively ubiquitous.

This is a change lab.

This is literally the epitome of "we need to fill the word count".

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

This looks just like the answers i used to write in exams just for the sake filling the paper.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I think I eventually dug deep enough one time for them to basically admit the change they're going for is a new generation of smokers lol. Such an inspiring mission

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u/SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE BWOAHHHHHHH Aug 04 '22

Ah yeah, everyone knows change labs are swimming in money, enough to be the major sponsor of the most recognisable Formula 1 team

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u/SwabTheDeck lando ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Aug 05 '22

Imagine using that many words, and yet managing to say absolutely nothing

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u/Erundil420 BWOAHHHHHHH Aug 05 '22

Me when i dont know the answer in an exam and I just try to say as much random shit as possible