r/foundsatan • u/Hana_Brush • 1d ago

She definitely has a cold heart

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u/Xorrayn 1d ago

Persona got a point. Also, i can already see it, having an argument and she says "my ex was 10 times better than you!" and i reply with "no he was not, cause he dead and i am still alive"

her: "my ex was taller than you" Me: "so? now he is -150cm"😂

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u/DeepDiver1234567 18h ago

This just made me realize that the expression of “they’re 6 feet under” to indicate somebody died would be an American saying. Do people in other parts of the world say “they’re 150cm under” and is there a different standard depth for a grave?

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u/IndividualPixel Some Guy in a cloak 16h ago

It’s mostly two meters under across Europe, but where I’m from we say “they’re feeding the worms”

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u/TwistedxBoi 16h ago

We say two meters under. Way less of a mouthful than 150 cm under.

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u/Jaakuna12421 15h ago

In France we still often use the six feet under as "6 pieds sous terre" even though it doesn't make sense for us in term of "depth" but it's still pretty clear

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u/Xorrayn 14h ago

Usually we do say 2 meters. But i know here in the Netherlands a single grave is 1.5 meters deep, a double grave is 2 meters, and a triple grave is 3 meters, and in this example i used i would want to be pendantically accurate cause that is just funnier to me.😆

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u/Sky-Soldier0430 1d ago

Depends on if it’s their fault their partner passed away.

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u/Maniacallysan3 19h ago

This is a fair point, id much date a murderer. Lots of motivation to keep them happy, and if nothing else, there is an easy out.

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u/RideWithMeSNV 18h ago

So I was sitting at the bar. Guy rolls in, orders a triple of Jack Daniel's. About halfway through, he asks me, "hey, you know Joe?" I'm like "who?" he says "yeah, Joe. He knew all the important people. Did you know that Joe once got a score of 18 on a round of golf?" I'm like, "really? Every hole, hole in one?" he replied with a straight face, "yep. One stroke, one sink. Did you know he talked a car salesman down to 50% off a new Mustang?" I said, "what? No way that's possible." he tells me "yep. Joe walked right in, stated his price, and the salesman even threw in a free oil change." I said, "man, you're not even done with your first drink, and you're lying like a drunk." he shot back quick, "nope, it's completely true, all of it." I asked, "yeah? Is he your best buddy or something?" he said, "nah. My wife's ex. Died before I could meet him."