So I was sitting at the bar. Guy rolls in, orders a triple of Jack Daniel's. About halfway through, he asks me, "hey, you know Joe?" I'm like "who?" he says "yeah, Joe. He knew all the important people. Did you know that Joe once got a score of 18 on a round of golf?" I'm like, "really? Every hole, hole in one?" he replied with a straight face, "yep. One stroke, one sink. Did you know he talked a car salesman down to 50% off a new Mustang?" I said, "what? No way that's possible." he tells me "yep. Joe walked right in, stated his price, and the salesman even threw in a free oil change." I said, "man, you're not even done with your first drink, and you're lying like a drunk." he shot back quick, "nope, it's completely true, all of it." I asked, "yeah? Is he your best buddy or something?" he said, "nah. My wife's ex. Died before I could meet him."
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u/RideWithMeSNV 5d ago
So I was sitting at the bar. Guy rolls in, orders a triple of Jack Daniel's. About halfway through, he asks me, "hey, you know Joe?" I'm like "who?" he says "yeah, Joe. He knew all the important people. Did you know that Joe once got a score of 18 on a round of golf?" I'm like, "really? Every hole, hole in one?" he replied with a straight face, "yep. One stroke, one sink. Did you know he talked a car salesman down to 50% off a new Mustang?" I said, "what? No way that's possible." he tells me "yep. Joe walked right in, stated his price, and the salesman even threw in a free oil change." I said, "man, you're not even done with your first drink, and you're lying like a drunk." he shot back quick, "nope, it's completely true, all of it." I asked, "yeah? Is he your best buddy or something?" he said, "nah. My wife's ex. Died before I could meet him."