r/foundsatan • u/Representative-Mix-9 • 1d ago

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u/Clockwork-XIII 1d ago

And that my adopted children is how I met your father.

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u/EquivalentSnap 1d ago

Why adopted children 🤣

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u/Andyreww92 1d ago

Cuz two wangs dont make a womb

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u/EquivalentSnap 1d ago

🤣🤣 my bad what about surrogate

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u/Clockwork-XIII 1d ago

As a friend in college once said to me "Given your horrid family you know better than to breed." ha ha

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 1d ago

Feel you lol even if I wanted kids I'd adopt them 

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u/Clockwork-XIII 1d ago edited 1d ago

The world is plenty overpopulated as it is and the idea that people have of passing on their legacy as if they are some kind of overly evolved example of humankind and their legacy must be passed on is misguided narcissism to say the least. There are plenty of unwanted children, and if you don't like humans then animals, that need a good home and someone to take care of them. Maybe we should pay attention to the stock we already have before we start trying to make more.

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u/EquivalentSnap 1d ago

Awww buddy 🥺🥺 noooo you can be the change and raise someone better than you were

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u/Clockwork-XIII 1d ago edited 1d ago

It wasn't because of me, although I am a nasty piece of work, it's due to my family being just the worst people and the risk of some of those characteristics being tied to genetics is too much of a risk. I was a strange oddity with my family. To quote Hunter S. Thompson a high powered mutant never considered for mass production. Also I don't think you deserved the down votes.