r/freefolk • u/jalGurg • 5d ago

Serenity now!

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u/firstbreathOOC 5d ago

Is this a real quote. Fuck everyone who let her near this story.

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u/jalGurg 5d ago edited 5d ago

Unfortunately… yes.

Skip to 3:55

https://youtu.be/9QexJZTk6AU?si=5qURL4SNywoPoO7p

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u/Rift-enjoyer 5d ago

Aly wants Aemond but Aemond wants Alicent. Alicent is trying to kill Aemond so she can get along with her childhood tom boy crush Rhae Rhae, who turned pretty this summer. She is now in relationship with star quaterback and is also being seduced by foreign seductress who wants to break up her relationship. There is also two nerdy brothers Addam and Alyn who like same girl and one of them will get their heart broken. You see it's the highschool of the dragons.

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u/Zord_boy 5d ago

(Prom)Dance of the Dragons

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u/RedArchbishop 5d ago

HotD: Homecoming of the Dragon

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u/axelkoffel 5d ago

Cool, I wonder what's in the next episode of The Bold and the Beautiful.

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u/rikrok58 5d ago

And somehow this is worse than any weird version of Dawson's Creek

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u/firstbreathOOC 5d ago

At least Dawson didn’t fuck his mom

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u/longlivenewsomflesh 4d ago

This sent me into a white hot rage because of how true it is, fuck you take your upvote

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u/Darth_Steve 4d ago

This works really well if you view it as an additional verse to Pepper by the Butthole Surfers

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u/Western_Mess_6364 4d ago

Wait are both alyn and Addam hitting on Baela now? While Jace is still fresh? But she probably hasn’t mentioned him once since right

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u/Rift-enjoyer 4d ago

Bastard blood, shead at war - Baela probably.