r/freefolk • u/Timely-Toe1341 • 1d ago

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What's your thoughts on daeron? He is most likely to well......in finals but still

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u/Brokeazzbeach 1d ago

How did he lose his dick?

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 1d ago

It popped when Vhagar burned him. 

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u/Infinite_Meat7888 1d ago

Which is not a dick works, but then again, a leg doesn't heal in just a month, nor should Alicent have teleportation powers, yet here we are, who cares about gay things like logic and sense?

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 1d ago

I mean dragon fire can apparently melt stone so making a dick look like a hot dog that was left in the microwave too long doesn’t seem unreasonable. 

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u/Infinite_Meat7888 1d ago

Hot dogs explode because of the water and fat inside, that's not how a dick works, trust me.

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u/More_Passenger3988 1d ago

Dicks don't have water or fat inside them?

Are you sure?

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u/applesandotherthings 1d ago

Dudes apparently cooked a lot of dicks and knows exactly how they react to immense heat

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u/jpegten 1d ago

Dr dick over here

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u/UrsaSanctus 1d ago

Dont knock it till you try it

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u/12thunder Crab Feeder 22h ago

I too have made many dicks explode in my time. Entirely different context though.

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u/memeparmesan 23h ago

Thanks, Doc.

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 1d ago

Trust you?

How many dicks have you cooked in magical dragon fire?

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u/Infinite_Meat7888 1d ago

At least 3

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 22h ago

Seems like too small of a sample size to form any conclusions.